Literally fucking perfect

This is the most perfect version of NA.

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You do realize now that you have so much cartels and drugs and filthyness in that right?

>mexican northern states
>cartels

There's no strongholds there, they'd get BTFO very quickly.

I guess but that'll just be filthy in my opinion

ftfy

I approve of this.

Funny thing you post this, i was thinking the other day, the possible hot areas of a nuclear war, and the green zone in your graphic, is basically the safe zone. funny, aint it ? Oh and BTW , i live in the green area, even funnier.

Northern Nevada is based you fucking chinkleaf.

>all of that extra coastline to defend
reeeeeeeee

>Northern Nevada is based
wtf i love taco bell now

canada still exists/10

ftfy

>America having more mexican land
No thank you

If the US gained the land of those extra blue territories, with none of the people besides the canadian provinces, I would be ok with that.

The blue is water right?

The Maritimes is literally more Canadian than Ontario and everything to the west of it though

easily fixed in less than 5 years

i prefer this version...

better get rid of Sweden too, they already are infested

This. It would be like New England joining Canada. Oh wait you flyover fucks probably don't even understand the absurdity of that

Who gives a fuck what New England does? The rest of the country wishes you would fuck off anyway.

what the fuck man

As a Nova Scotian, I'd gladly fuck off with Quebec to re-form New France if they ever decide to separate.

Everything from Ontario east is turning into the Paki-Chink Federation anyway.

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>t. Minnestoan

Labrador is rightful Quebec clay though

I'm not a New Englander, I'm from Philadelphia you cunt. NE is important to our heritage, which I knew is something you'd not understand

Hahaha no. Labrador is Newfoundland clay.

The French never bothered to settle it and the only people who did settle there were Anglos.

But that AESTHETIC border though if Quebec has Labrador

*Terre-neuve is rightful Quebec clay, you have to go back

You idiots should have grabbed all the continent for yourselves. Annexed Canada, Annexed Mexico and expelled the people to migrate south.

Imagine how much powerful would you have got.

if only

We don't want all your filthy chinks and muslims, though.

>Vancouver Island

The most hippy hippies to ever hippy. You can take em but we keep the coastal waters.

>Atlantic Canada and Quebec

You can have 'em. The coastal waters too just please take them.

>that one arctic island

Why? I guess you could put a military base there and I wouldn't care too much myself.

But you forgot the most important part:

Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, New York, LA and San Francisco all becoming independent city states so they no longer influence federal politics.

Take the yucatan

Why would the island join USA?

>fixed it for you you autistic faggot, learn what NA is.

My Vision

>It's a culturally-disjoint-blob-union needs more land episode

Good, because the land you get is the stuff without the chinks and mudslimes. Enjoy your redskins and pajeets though.

should balkanise mexico too, they have even more cultural divides.

any leaf whos vision is alberta still united with quebec, is no leaf at all.

Literally the best balkanization of Canada coming through.

Here's how we divide America into the Cuck States of America and The Trump States of America.

>nuking Quebec
Nice touch

Except Baja California tbhlad.

what did Florida ever do to you

retard

Northern Nevada is an empty desert. Very few people even live there.

add sinaloa maybe even jalisco to the usa

rich areas marked with blue, poor with red?

>west NY
>blue
see me after class

the only right choice

How retarded are you? This is fucking Ontario

Why leave two muslim countries, one mongol country, and Iceland?

Only good option in this thread right here

Might as well take Durango city too if you are going to go that deep into Mexico.
Border from Durango to New Leon is the Tropic of Cancer because Americans love straight line borders.
Yucatan can be Independent because why the fuck not.

Polk should have taken more when he had the change, way too many Mexicans there now.

Also Canada is a myth.

>>that one arctic island
It was a mistake, but fuck it, we'll take it!

What do we want the Newfies for?

I approve.

Michigan? Like the hot dog?

We want their land not them. USA needs lebensraum

>Nuke half of the Trump voters and conservative republicans with guns who will fight for us against the liberal zombie masses
Are you literally retarded?

>not wanting white anglos

The fuck, we have our own style of hot dog?
I live here and I didn't know this

You have 2 styles, you fucking faggot

I haven't stepped foot on Michigan land, and even I know this.

>canadian education

Why do you want my state?

I mean, I've never had one before but they have them in some restaurants

canada barely has the same pop as california

whats stopping me from literally roaming in there with a few thousand bad hombres to completely take over?

>whats stopping me
We have guns too.

Better.

t. Jew

A lot of Quebec territory was Rupert's Land before being given to the PROVINCE of Quebec. If Quebec separates the land returns to the throne resulting in pic related:

t. (((Robert Libman)))

>Robert Libman

Literally who

I don't think we advertise them here as "Michigan dogs", I just asked a bunch of people I know and nobody has heard of them

This. Most of Quebec isn't even Quebec clay. Ironically 90% of the people who live in the part of Quebec that isn't light-blue speak English too, not French.

Meh, everything south of the St. Lawrence should be American clay anyways.

Well... Baja California feels almost like US

What is this, 1840? All the English people are gone now even in areas where they were a significant minority (except Montreal)

Somebody read Harry Turtledove a little too much.

but you guys already have way more chinks and muslims than us

Western Quebec is english-speaking and far north Quebec are eskimos who are given the choice to speak english or french in school and chose english.

And that's not a good thing.

If Gatineau being 5% native English speakers makes it English-speaking then I guess pretty much the whole country is French-speaking

And the Indians speak their own language on reserve and just learn something else as a second language

>And the Indians speak their own language on reserve and just learn something else as a second language
That's exactly what I implied, their schools let them choose between English and French classes, and they almost all chose English.

No you don't, not to the same level as Americans at least.

But they only use it if they're going to school in Montreal or something before they head back north

I was born in Labrador and I'm Newfie so fuck off frog
>we still saved your ass in WW2

>Nuke Texas
>The state that turned the tide against California in the 2016 election
Get out leaf.

>a leaf retard gets trips

Alaska wants no part of your stupid liberal cuckery.

>no state taxes
>no gun or knife laws
>weed is legal because of privacy rights

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