Nazi Starter Pack

I have bought the book Sup Forums and ready to become a Nazi, what must I do next?

Only one more thing

which is?

gain 80 lbs and grow a gross moustache

I already at 220ish if I do that ill get to 300 and wont be able to get out of bed?

I am also lazy enough to cum in my pyjamas and walk around in them for 2 to 3 days before I wash them

Nice!

You are the kind of person Hitler would execute!

Now go to the gym, and take a shower

Do you know the secret Nazi handshake?

>Can't get out of bed at 300 lbs

Are you a manlet?

I ask because I weigh 320lbs. Then again I am 6'5" tall and have a good deal of muscle (still got a paunch though).

>I have bought the book Sup Forums and ready to become a Nazi,

this book certainly will not make you a NS

Its by Hitler's master planner

I'm like 5'8''

The seig heil salute or the 1488 one?

I know, I have read it.

Yeah, too short for that kind of weight.

1) hit the gym
2) train in a martial art
3) buy a gun
4) get involved in your local community
5) get a good job
6) find a nice conservative wife to have 8 kids with

Speer renounced Hitler and NS. Read infiltration next. He really fucking hates Himmler

Fat fucks, lose weight. You make being a "Nazi" look degenerate. People laugh at us because obese mother fuckers like yourself

And you call yourself a Nazi??

Nobody laughs at us. Must be something about you they are laughing at

What are the best books on WWII and Nazis?

Anything written by David Irving

Travel back in time?
Nazis can't exist in the current political environment.

He's obviously memeing. Speers work is not pro NSDAP

But how did Trump win then with the media talking about David Duke, KKK, confederate flags, the lugenpresse, neo Nazis endorsing him.

I thought its safe to be one now?

Just shut up and read.

>People laugh at us because of obese mother fuckers like yourself

Not really. Like I said, I am kind of a huge bastard with a bit of paunch. Which is kind of expected because I am getting closer to 40.

>tfw it has become super easy to smash to late teens and early twenties chicks because of their daddy issues.

Life just keeps getting better the older I get.