You cannot post on this thread if your country ever lost a war

You cannot post on this thread if your country ever lost a war.

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Irishman here ama

Name a single war the U.S. has ever won?

>Civil War: Lost
>WW1 and WW2: DNP
>Vietnam: Lost
>Gulf Wars: Continually Losing
>Afghan War: Lost
>War On Drugs: Lost
>War On Terror: Lost

DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT

never have never will

Wow,you get to say that just because you technically didn't exist when the wars happened....clever

u have trump as your fucking president i would be ashamed ...

I'm sorry, but that's the most rubbish list I've ever read.

Hello

1812
no
no

Restore the Empire

So I guess OP can't post, you lost the war of 1812 against a FOKEN LEAF

Korea draw. Afghan was a chimp out as soon as obongo took office.

Iceland

Occupied once, but we didn't fight back so it wasn't a war. No war declared.

you have a leader that's trying to replace you with 3rd world niggers. i would be ashamed

1812

If you retreat, you win.

1812.
Cuba.
Vietnam.
Iraq.

What were you saying?

still no one to prove me wrong

Than America is out

War of 1812

An actual emu here, AMA

UNSER KRIEG GEHT WEITER!

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Your tundra shithole didn't even became a country until 1867.

Nigga, you can't lose a war against yourself.

no one knows anything about rich coast

I bet most itt couldn't place it on a map
how many australian women do you impregnate daily

>Got cucked by a country that wasn't even a country yet

How pathetic can you be?

reminder that by the time the US were created we had already won more wars than you ever did

At least we didn't lose to fucking birds

hi

War of 1812 saw US goals accomplished. Iraq saw US goals accomplished. We never fought a war with Cuba.

> Civil War: Lost
wat

now you know we haven't lost a war

>Civil war
Nigger do you know what a civil war is?

We've lost wars. But fuck it, memes.

Never

t. frederick barbossa

fat lot of good those wars did ya, huh?

Get out of here amerifats.

Roughly 3
Small dick Australian human bois btfo

I was just busting OP's balls over Korea and Vietnam. We would've won both if not for libtarded leaders holding our boys back from wiping out the commie gooks before ordering an eventual retreat.

As for the Civil War, I'd only call it a "loss" due to the Confederates chimping out and causing the deaths of millions of white men, and assassinating Lincoln before he could deport the slaves back to Africa. If they didn't insist on flooding our country with more slaves, then we wouldn't have a nigger problem in our country right now.

No bully the Portugal!

The War of 1812 resulted in Status Quo, therefore not a technical defeat. The invasion of Canada was repulsed just as the invasion of America was repulsed.

What goals did you have in 1812?

Was your goal in Iraq to create ISIS? If so, mission accomplished!

And you lost to goddamn Vietnam, too.

HOW ARE YOU EVEN A COUNTRY?

nigga you fucks lost a war to emus cunt.

Civil wars have no winners dumbass, no matter the result it is always a draw

This is some grade A shitposting. This is how it's done Canadacucks.

Didn't Americans get their asses kicked by Indians a lot in the past?

Once the Native Americans had guns too they started kicking ass. Then it was "Shit, let's be nice to them and give them Reservations!"

CANADA HAS NEVER EVER LOST A WAR
FACT!

We win fuck off

So nobody can post in this thread?

Bay of pigs faggot

so young, and as all the young ones you already think you know it all and have everything covered right?

lets talk when you reach half a millennial old.

Leafs proud to join the club :)

Just irrelevant places who never fought a war.
The only way to win is to never play

>1812
>lost
pls

why are you even on Sup Forums
normie fucking spotted

i dont think that we never lost a war when we got together.. so, as oldest allies, we never did lost.

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I doubt theres a country in the world that hasnt been part of a war in the history of humans

even in UngaBunga B.C. some spear chuckers would've beat some sheep fuckers in a land war on their border

present

>war on terror
>afghan war
>war on drugs
>>>war on drugs
what the fuck are you talking about?

Oh my God I just realised America is full of faggots who regularly get their asses handed to them in every war..

Point and laugh children.

Finally, a poster who actually belongs in this thread.

Welcome, Eternally Victorious Bro.

>his country doesn't send soldiers with machine guns to cull the ridiculous wildlife

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If the white house gets burned down you win

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Be USA
>Have biggest army in the world
>Destroys nationalism forever in Europe and lets commies gnocide the German race
> get BTFO by rice farmers
>Invades Iraq after Saudi Arabia (ur pimp) rekkks WTC
> Gets BTFO by illiterate goat headers
>Tries to topple Secular White Assad.
> Gets BTFO when the rebels you trained and armed go rogue and turn out to be fucking ISIS.

Wow so much winning

Well sure but going back that far before even the conception of nation states it kinda cheating. I'm sure there's places in South America or Asia who haven't been in a war, maybe. Then there's newer nations I mean technically Canada has never fought or lost a war since independence in the 60s.

Which you Nancy boys lost to.

It's your fault they exist in the first place.

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>1812, the capital and whitehouse burnt to the ground, president running around in his PJs...

nig pls

Bom dia então gringo viado!

Afghanistan will probably be the same. Apparently the USA has already tried to re-establish diplomatic ties with the Taliban and use them to fight ISIS

You have Merkel. So you're in no position to talk pal.

Germany is occupied territory. It's not a real country

I'm sure Canada lost the cultural "war", probably also the war on seals

This is an English speaking image board, not Spanish, monkey.

You fags sure didn't win that one, and would have been spanked more thoroughly if your French financiers didn't bail your asses out so much.

>comparing vietnamese to emus

just imagine what could have been if we did

>Emus are advance modern velociraptors

Come on give those emu fucked bastards a break they were fighting dinosaur descendants that survived the end of the world.

You guys lost the war on tooth decay.

How come you guys didn't work despite spreading that orange skin cancer all over the chinks?

Lol we'd win and counter invade

>thinks losing to sub-human farmer monkeys in pajamas with sticks who totally fuck your geopolitical strategy and kill thousands of your soldiers is somehow better than failing to eradicate a minor pest

Fucking emus are worse. You can't hit them they're so fast they steal your baby frame the dingo and are half way across the outback before you realise. Plus that stare they give you, you're bacteria to them fucking chilling.

*won
Damn it this autocorrector

WE UNDEFEATED NOW

>believing the Hollywood jew

>minor pest
sure
we didn't even have a home advantage but you cunts fucking live there

Sorry, I meant to say you guys lost the war on not having smiles that look like goddamn Stonehenge.

>"global" superpower
>lost a war against monkeys so fucking hard their nation is still cucked from it to this day

>we would have won

another way of saying you didnt win.

Fuck you

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Lol @ all the Americans posting here. Did you forget you lost to a leaf? That's like being cucked by some manlet Asian.

>leafs actually believe this

>spanish

you are retarded and, btw, you lost more wars against us than you won

>falling for the hollywood jew tricks

FPBP

>implying you guys weren't cucked by the obviously superior species