EESTI RISK

MUP NEW THREAD

INVADE JOAN

forgot to remove finland from side

GG, good luck Shrek

Finish off those poor russians

Roll to attack Chinese

Defend and counterattack.
>I blame purple for join/leavefagging on first turn.

Eat through Shrek.
Try to get to Russia.

Hey laddie, I'm liking your new attitude.

what do ya say we team up and I cut ties with my old allies?

it was the plan the minute I saw your face, Shrek

Take the land I was offered by Joan and crush Shrek

Sorry vladdie, yoor on yoor own now

Want to focus on the burgers instead?

Sorry, i didnt allow ceding before.
i guess just declare war on him, then truce?

'Murica.
I'm going to have to ask you to reconsider this.

Yoo cant stop it betch. the swamp will rule

I offer you two my hand of friendship, as we were all betrayed by random niggers

Yeah he can do that.
Basically

Yes. Alliance?

Eh alright

Agreed.

Deal, man

Don't attack the Russians. I was going to help Russia with China.

Excellent!

wew

Too late.

Deal. vladdie I will stay out of yoor land if you stay out of mah swamp

Crush Russians

Nah, let's kill him. We get a bonus, right?

crush joan
GET

OUT

OF

MAH

SWAMP

Kill Shrek

Defend and counterattack.

nigger no bonuses

Fucking checked

Wondering why its in some of the tripcodes

Attack Orange from my border territories.

Shrek, we must attack in unison while Russia is weak. Eliminate him once and for all.

Attack Murica.

I will get russia if you attack joan

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other threads. i ignore them

SHET LADDIE

No, we focus on elimination. Trust me and work with me, and we will win. Russia is near death. If you do not understand this, I must assume you are plotting against me

very well laddie

but joan just fucked yoor ass

I don't want onions on my burgers.

CHECKED, AMERICA BTFO
BURGER CARVED 3 WAYS
BURGER CARVED 3 WAYS
BURGER CARVED 3 WAYS

HOLY SHITTTTT

wew, youre near death son
this is a ture statement

That's okay. We press on Russia until Russia is gone. Then maybe we can work something out with the Chinese.

Hey Russia.
How about an NAP
Whaddya say?

wew

53 net tile loss by burger. Shouldn't have betrayed all your allies.
You had a surefire win, and you shat on it.

Invade russia

Push on Burger land

palis...

Invade Russia

nope.

Agreed.
Defend and counterattack.

god dammet

Get Shrek

Game's over

Kill Burger.
His own undoing was disowning us.

ITS ALL OGRE NOW

check'd

Fugg yes
Wonderful

>such enraged were these autists that they began scriptfagging

Hey you rolled a pali 69. Nice script, fag

no. kek blessed them.

It's Kek's punishment for betrayal, the highest crime.

Oh kid
You simply doubted kek
Now go cry somewhere else

wew burgerstan

(You)
Wasted 69

Kill the last of the american occupiers

Attack Shrek

Defend and counterattack.

couldn't have. I am always kek's chosen.

laddie you just wasted yoor only chance of comin back

OP does thes count as a roll?

Attack Russians

nope
this does

Invade nords

Kill Murica

I'm still alive, baby, now kill some russians

OH MY FUCKING GOD
YES

>404
spills?

no youre not.

Spills eats Shrek!

yoor dead yoo dumbass

damn, 2 du bz and a tri pz, it's your lucky night kiddo

Rekt
BOOM

I can't believe my luck
Oh, see

Stop, I can't handle so much winning

Yeah, it's too bad OP ceded that land between the two fuckbuddies in the north.

>changing rules mid game because he didn't like that his buddy got unallied

OP confirmed gayest of discord fags

didnt cede, he attacked. no binding rules

you fucked up by unallying
dont be salty.
also, go ahead and talk shit to me in the discord m8.

This is why OP should never play desu

>say it to my face
>in the discord

true autism

SEE BAHAHA
YOU UN ALLIED EVERY ONE
AND ALLIED WITH THE ENEMY
AND NOW YOUR BITCHING

>i cant handle losing on a microsoft paint game of occupying blocks of space with some crayola colors and therefore blame my bad tactics on the OP after talking shit on him in a previous thread, but wont do it in the discord bc im a little salty bitch

im not playing ;)

Invade nords and joan

OUT OF MY SWAAMP

any AFK?

End the poor ogre so I can go to sleep

>mrw one faggot completely changes the game, allowing me to come back, ally with China after a mortal war, betraying his allies for Shrek, and they both get btfo.
>mrw I'm still alive after relentless hugboxing by two nations, both of which are collapsing harder than I have ever witnessed in multiple risk threads.
All because of one faggot.

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