North QLD about to be literally BTFO

Category 4 tropical cyclone Debbie predicted to hit land tomorrow morning

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That looks like Trump kissing a titty.

Bowen BTFO

I'm in Townsville. Everyone is complacent due to going through the last cyclone and being fine

I couldn't get regular unleaded a couple of hours ago. Had to get premium for my genny

There doesn't seem to be a lot of rain in this one,,Yet.

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My dad is worried about the storm coming more south.

fpbp

My town was pretty much straight in the middle of a category 5 cyclone in 2015. On the edges of this cyclone in particular. They're honestly not that bad. You gotta be a faggot to die from wind.

Hopefully Brisbane is finally destroyed this time.

K E K

Tsv fag here. Cunts went stupid last week and bought all the milk and bread. I'm sad it's hitting south of us coz we aren't going to get any rain off it.

>Cat 4

Disappointing really

Might get a few branches blown off trees

Remember Cyclone Yasi (Cat 5) where one (1) dumb cunt died because he turned his generator on inside his house

That was the biggest anti-climax

Hopefully this one fucks shit up

QLD is Australia's Florida in just about every way

god damnit it does

Your dad is a faggot.
I bet he worries about his mortgage, car repayments and faggot shut in kid too.

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>tfw attacked by cyclone that is intelligent enough to read.

Are you psychic m8?

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Dedicated coverage finally started

Mackay reporting in. Local council sending out texts saying to evacuate half the town.

Kinda windy, raining a bit.

Grandpa and rest of family are in Bowen. They've moved people out of the nursing home to the local RSL so hopefully they'll be safe there.

One of the few times that I've actually laughed at a post on Sup Forums

STOP ASSUMEING CYCLONE GENDER

I hope all that nasty wind blows a few young boys in their pyjamas down to Sydney for me

kill yourself

inb4 fizza

tfw no gf to cuddle in cyclone

Tfw the sky has turned purple

Not long before a great happening

It's a shame it won't wipe your whole shitty island off of the earth

im in mackay, ama

Nice to know you brah

rip

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Mmkay

Holy mackerel, it fucking does!

>the cunt who used to beat me as a kid lives in Mackay and pretends to be a fancy cunt
please go south cyclone-chan

whats his name ill sort him out bro

"Dad".

nah he used to take me fishing
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can you get any more strayan

Good luck North. Remember to vote for Katter.
t. Brisbane

RIP

fuck, goodbye bowen

Nah bowen will be fine.

I used to live there and they have a pretty good cyclone shelter there next to the school.

>Queenslanders think fence palings will stop palm trees from being ripped out of the ground

so how did you get to denmark

Im an aussie. I just have livedin europe since December

i wanna live in europe. got a spare room lol

fugg tsv fag here, looks like she wants to fight.

are the jews attempting to create small tightly knit communities or what? because at this rate i'm going to have to discard 90% of women if i want to have kids

>deliberately ruining your white fence with oil based spray paint by personally addressing a weather event

What a dumb cunt.

Nah don't unfortunately. Living with the missus and her parents at the moment but we are about to start renting a place in copenhagen that has 1 bedroom.

>ropes that close to the base as well

I'm not physics major, but something tells me that won't stabilise the tops

Fugg I was born there

it's so it's harder for them to be ripped out at the roots, the rest of the tree can bend

>not shitposting mother nature

Weirdo

Screencap this please, somebody.

On the other side he said something like we're not pussies or the storm is a pussy or something. He just wanted to write PUSSY on his fence.

It's slowing down, so it has more time to strengthen before it hits.

it's got a hard on for bowan, I hope she decides to wander west and rake the coast up here to Townsville.

I've got a fridge full of alcohol, couldn't find any water.

It's Natural Selection user, let it happen.

Tropical Cyclone Melania has almost made landfall!

Lots of fellow Tsv fags it seems. Which one of you cunts posted that gay ass fake story about JCU coming down on you for browsing Sup Forums on campus?

"It's a big, big, glorious titty. It's yuge."

>when it's easier to get grog than find water

"It's swirling around and around folks. Nobody has better titties than me. Hillary is jealous of these titties."

not me, and I browse Sup Forums all the time at campus.

>tfw engineering master race

Any Cairns anons here devo we don't get to miss work this week?

Sydney fag here, I hope the cyclone kills you all and causes mass destruction while I sit back on my pc fapping to traps and qld get btfo

>sydney fag here

I hope you get gang raped by lebs on your way to the Iranian hostage crisis

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Cap this tNa

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>cyclone coming for nqld
>hope Brisbane is fucked up

Huh?

Oh shit, Bowen's about to cop it!

>cat 4 cyclone

this shit will fuck your shit up right?

It'll fuck up some boongs and bogans with their shit houses that haven't had maintenance in a decade but unless it's a cat 5 it's not even worth taking the day off

so I don't know if that's a faulty reading or what, but 256km winds would actually make it a category 5

>this shit will fuck your shit up right?

Most of bowen isn't built to cyclone code.

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>256km

That's the radar image size

oh wait, I'm a fucking idiot - that's the radar size

Buy all the bananas you can before we get fucked in pricing again

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>Live in Mackay flood zone
>Still at home

literally an hero

>barely any wind

what the fuck?

She'll be right m8, i'v got a couple of spare towels to soak up the water

Bundy flood sucked

never forget

Was in cat 5 - larry - on beachfront in innisfail... was soft... even in an old house and nothing... sotherners though have shit houses and dont build to cyclone spec so if shit goes down they deserve it

Believe me, the areola, it's gonna be yuge.

Fucking LOL