Suddendly these guys block your path. What do?

Suddendly these guys block your path. What do?

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That's some shitty Dalek cosplay

*walks over them and tries not step on anyone*

Watch them step on the each other's trousers and fall

*teleports behind you*

steal all their cawadooty medals

Wow those generals have been doing some serious campaigning

Ask them why they don't have clothes that fit.

Give'em five euros and tell them to open the way that I'm in a hurry.

Push the manlets aside and slap Kim Jong-Un's ass

*unsheathes magnet*

heh... nice try, commie...

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Walk around them.

ask them when they gonna stop being faggots and start working and nuke someone already

Stick something in their gears and they'll stop moving

KEK

Complain because North Korea is invading my street.

Think to myself "oh shit, I'm an idiot, I've stumbled upon some sort of military parade." Then walk around them.

>Implying that these 5 foot zip walking scrap metal displays could block anyone's path outside of NK.

Get out of their way.

snap a selfie with them, and get deported.

> act as an anglo
> they do not pay attention, or ask "how is it at home?" with clear posh pronunciation

>deported

NK doesn't deport people, they get thrown into prison indefinitely

Unleash gypsies on them after pointing at their medals.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Lotta medals for people who never fought in any wars or anything...

Tell them they look like a bag of shit and to get in step

nice

Take a tiny bottle of vodka from my jacket pocket and throw it down the street.

This

2/10 would not parade with

"Send him in"

>no medal on pants
no respect.

Pretend to be one of them until you make your way through. Zombies always fall for that shit.

is it me or does it look like there uniforms doesn't fit them properbly?

Yeah they were designed for obese dwarves

Start humming "my little green bag"

>100 headshots
>200 headshots
>300 headshots
>killed relative with knife
>mocked foreign leader
>3 defusings in round
>Sprinted 100 miles

tfw you use medals as body armor.

tfw I can't tell if they're Russian or Chinese desu

Throw bucket of water on them

thier oversized coat gets instantly heavy.

they fall on each other and get crushed by the wiegt of thier coats.

For some reason, the North Koreans seem to be stuck with very boxy clothes. The sleeves are so long, and the pants are very wide. Are their uniforms hand-me-downs? Even when we had similar fits as fashions in the West during the 1990s, 1980s, and the early 1950s and 1940s, they often looked a lot better tailored.

kek, sozzel

Step over them of course.

I would ask them if they have tailors in North Korea, but wouldn't really explain why I had asked that question in the first place.

dont overthink it, they dont think themselves.

inshallah you never wear shitty clothes like this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinylon

They have their own type of clothing material which is really stiff but is patriotic to support the use of

he is a big guy

*unzips US millitary*
Also russia stop protecting them pls k thx.
China is bound to stop protecting them soon enough, or threaten them at least.

Don't worry, Trump will deal with those little green army men.

complement their funny looking hats

Thank them for their constant defense of Best Korea (Joseon) and their ardent support of its Supreme Leader.

throw food on the floor and carry on.

for you

why so manlets

>Take out a magnet.
>Throw it in the middle of their group
Problem solved

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Show them my Barron Trump bare rump scrapbook