ITS HAPPENING

Woah now. Anyone else get a re-activation phone call this morning? I've been ordered to report in by 1600 for processing and flight on 1800. To be flying to Thumait. The thing is I am 13F, and if I am being called in and to THAT base, shit is about to go down in Yemen or Saudi Arabia. Are we about to put a stop to Saudi Royal Family bribing?

13F Fire Support Specialist/artillery.

Ok, keep us posted.

Definitely keep us posted!

K-keep me posted, senpai

you got it Brian

Don't keep us posted. If this is real, don't tell us until it's too late.

Literally the only two countries worth going to war over.

>If this is real, don't tell us until it's too late.

This.

Stay safe, OP.

Keep us posted user. But I'm feeling as though nothing will happen, just like every happening thread posted these days.

>all the larping fags in this thread
Please kys

Opsec, idiot.

Fraudulent and homosexual

that fucking pic

Opsec is a thing of the past.

On base right now and shit is going crazy.

My sus just left the army lasr week too LOL

Fuck don't raise my hopes bro, the only way I'm getting a deployment is if you guys go in first

I've been hurt before

Fuck up cunt, get ready for deb

what in the FUCK

What branch?
PLANES are getting filled with supplies right now, we leave 0200 tomorrow.

She join for the dick year experience or f
She fight the longer, 2 handed battle?

Dunno what branch but she was a field medic working up in the territory

fucking whhhhhhhhyy

Who needs opsec?

DONT START SHIT WITHOUT ME CUNTS

>The thing is I am 13F

You're a 13 year old female?

MODS

I just saw one of these fly over my house. The base next to my city is never this active... should I worry?

Thumrait? I thought that base closed down, I was the last rotation back in 2014, security forces here. I'm out and fulfilled my duty so Goodluck with that.

No, you're going to go die for Israel as usual, cuck. I hope your wife's boyfriend has been informed.

Kill thyself

nah thety do it evrt week

Been there done that, got the T-shirt.

t. 11x

>put a stop to Saudi Royal Family

oh sweety goyim

not this low, I'm worried.

If real. Kys faggot.

OPSEC!!!!!!!!

Funny how these kids get fired up for a deployment, but breakdown and become broke dicks in premob

Did 6 years service, she fucked her ankle up cause of the mandatory pt the week before she was going to be deployed to Afghanistan. But went to png and out bush helping the proper bush bunnies on quite a few occasions

Hopefully its war with Russia

I don't think anyone is going to be intimidated when a bunch of 13yr old girls turn up.

Also, Sup Forums is 18+

Also I know its not real because the ONLY thing you would know is "be here at X time and bring X loadout"

Good old lead up training, always claims a few to injury

I was in Yemen in 2011/2012. Place wasn't a joke back then, it is even worse now. Good luck.

I guess Al Gore was right

>But went to png and out bush helping the proper bush bunnies on quite a few occasions
What kind of fuckery of the English language is this?

A flight of these just thrummed over my house.

I think they're Australian.

No way! My bro got out a few months ago he was an 11c I wonder if he'll get called back I got to ask him

Fucm you niggers, I'm not going back

Proofs?

Gibberish

Lol she was glad to get out of it. She was gonna be on the forst wave out to durka durkastan to train the sand monkeys a few years back to fight their own battles

Utterly fake and extremely homosexual. I'm in. Zero chatter.

>13F Fire Support Specialist/artillery.
Fort Sill !

wow an aircraft carrier flew over?

Papua new gunea fucken seppo and bush bunnie is what you call a coon or a boong

Fake and gay.

Pretty sure I fucked your sister. The ankle story is bullshit but she def couldn't walk properly after I was finished with her.

sucks living under sea-level

You big dummy, ships cant fly.
You were dreaming

>Good old lead up training, always claims a few to injury

Better off for the unit if the females come down with a case of the owchies anyway.

No one complains if they have to pull an able bodied male from another platoon to replace some malingering gash. She would just become something for the lads to fight over before the first month of the deployment anyway.

t. 11bp OIF1, OEF multiple tours.

Lmao trump is sending the 82nd to Iraq. It's on fox new for g-ds sake

Good job OP. Just blabbed your troop movement to the world.

You're not even good at larping

Wew we're sending natty guard infantry and MPs out to Kosovo and Germany. Put my name on both lists but they don't need mechanics :(

Fuck ft sill
Fuck Lawton, Oklahoma
Fuck Maddogs

no, no, see

She recons when she got to on outback town 4 niglets had a puppie leg each... you can imagine the rest. Its why aussies are racist most of the time and if they otherwise theyre full of shit

>but they don't need mechanics :(

Now we KNOW you're roleplaying

What'll be a telling sign is if any of our carriers are being re-routed to the area. Won't know that though until they're already there lol.

Ok letrel.. jog on you bustop wanker

You're a liar.

This triggers the finn

It's a known phenomenon that the ideologies of other people is what tricks people into thinking something was bad. In many cases this is what happens to child sex victims, if the people around them act like nothing bad happened while VERY subtly dissuading it from happening again so they don't notice, they are generally much happier as adults. Or were before the internet existed and it became impossible to shelter them from the ideologies of others, now no matter what they are going to be fucked up. In fact, they are probably going to be fucked up even if they weren't raped, the internet was a mistake in the sense that you can't filter out the stupid from the sane, and children are too stupid to tell the difference.

[Screams internally]

Fucking travesty.

Your sisters pussy was fucking gaped after we all finished inside her. Her asshole was like a rosebud blooming. Never seen anything like it.

So you be saying, war were declared?

Well, no mechanics under e-6 I should say

Depends. Was the carrier loaded?

Well duh. I just resubbed to WoW, I got a text.

This, stop all commo now until too late.

>g-d

Where is curve of horizon?!
THIS IS NOW A FLAT EARTH THREAD

Couldn't see. I saw it from below, remember?

You must be a private, I'll let your PSG know you need OPSEC retraining. Fucking fistr

I was just saying that to the boys about your grandma

Rock hard sister no less

No harm done. Hes larping.

ah Judaizer

and the first thing you do is report to Sup Forums. Do you realize you can be court-martialed?

I forgot to mention stay safe nigga, keep your head down.

Did you tongue box my grandma's prolapsed asshole? How did it taste?

I hear it tastes like pennies

They are. While you are over there OP ask our General Hindmarsh how much he is actually being paid to be the commander of the SA presidential guard, cause I highly fucking doubt its only half a mil

The earth aint flat or else we wouldn't have mountains, dummy

Nah. When I tasted it was like cream corn.

C'mon man I thought Sup Forums had best bantz?!

Holy shit they mobilized S.H.I.E.L.D.

Shit just got real.

Is anyone actually talking English in this fucking thread?

Sort it out lads.

C'mon man I thought the UK was white?!

you can sort me out if you like cupcake

moi arse 'ole is ripe for a good fracking

Not sure, there's a mosque 8 doors down the road from me, they seem like nice people, they invited everyone in the local community round for food and chat, it was really good, tasty dishes, lots of smiles.

Kys fucking traitor