Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>John Lydon supports brexit and trump
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353468/Punk-legend-John-Lydon-backs-Brexit-Trump.html

>Man plows into crowd, jumps out with knives. Not a terror attack says garbled Met
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349694/Four-pedestrians-left-injured-man-drives-them.html
archive.is/JeDu0

>Man goes on 72 hour crack binge, plows into pedestrians, acted alone. A terror attack of unprecedented proportions, candlelit vigil
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/600062/London-attack-Khalid-Masood-crack-cocaine-party-animal-prostitutes
archive.is/ZvEDW

>Government still pushing to BAN end-to-end encryption, against tech companies wishes
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/27/downing-street-amber-rudd-authorities-access-encrypted-messages-whatsapp-terrorism
archive.is/2xcJI

>Boris: Google, FB and Twitter's LACK of censorship is "disgusting"
itv.com/news/2017-03-26/boris-johnson-criticises-disgusting-failure-by-online-companies-to-tackle-extremist-material/
archive.is/JghkP

>No agreement in Stormont between DUP & Sinn Fein. No appetite for election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39401488
archive.is/5aPfi

>Brexit will unite us: Theresa May ahead of divisive talks with irridentist Scotland
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-4351452/Theresa-May-vows-build-united-nation-Brexit.html
archive.is/2CwSP

>Hundreds of Brexit Negotiation Jobs ‘Still Not Filled’ Just Days Before Article 50 Triggered
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/26/hundreds-brexit-negotiation-jobs-still-not-filled-just-days-article-50-triggered/
archive.is/OtAoi

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>Morrissey
>John Lydon
>Michael Caine
>Duncan Bannatyne
>Keith Chegwin

We have the best people don't we, folks?

First for Rochdale

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May's looking a bit peaky in that shot.

>75% supporting bid to rid world of it forever

Surrendering our own nuclear weapons won't "rid the world of it forever"

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First for superior English cock in my submissive Scottish ass

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You guys have funny looking teeth

Ahh the Daily Mail, never change.

But if they are shipping them in their must be some company complicit it in it so surely there must be a way to find out. Or is it literally black ops shit?

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Mummy May needs to get a tan she looks ill : (

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It's a socialist newspaper. What do you expect?

>Who won legs-it

I love the Daily Mail

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>Vicky McClure

I'd shag her desu

I bet they are getting a lot of shit for it.

Reminder that Corbyn is now polling below Donald Trump.

Comfy posts are GO!

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It will save us an awful lot of money doing away with our soon to be outdated delivery system using American nukes.

Not gonna lie, former Brexit supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the UK crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let May take us GLOBAL.

>there will never be a girl as perfect as Kaya

On another note, anyone else here with NatSoc opinions and fear for their future after uni? Unless I go into my academic field I'll spend my life keeping my mouth shut and my head down.

sweet jesus fucknuts, that Express headline-

>Never mind Brexit, who won legs-it!

>The Labour party is more united than ever

>who won legs-it?

It's TOO LATE the civics have won.

Paki majority 2040

>socialist

Kys

>mfw we could have been 9 months into the Brexit negotiations by now if A. 50 had been triggered on 24th June last year.

Triggered.

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I fucking hate Trump. Inside job for his Jewish son. Why Sup Forums..

Very triggered.

Not really. People tend not to talk politics, at least not with enough depth, in the workplace for you to get to in to it and reveal something they'll castrate you for.

>referendums should be direct democracy

Is Brit/pol/ really this retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=pwcaT2VKEy8

Yes goyim, the (((free market))) will save you. Forget culture, maccies is doing monopoly.

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pretty triggered myself tbf.

though clearly i do not care about the perceived misogyny, or watevs.

no, its the sheer plebeian stupidity that is just absolutely ludicrous.

Thunderbirds not your thing, eh?
Well I've got you a lovely bit of Red Dwarf comfort, won't cost you a penny.

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It's a pretty stupid headline, but I think it was done to cause a fuss.

>avoid sexualising sturg in Scotland in case her striking looks increase her majority

Lads its too hot

Got a Civil Service interview tomorrow lads. Just for a low level admin job. Anyone know what to expect?

I didn't say that in my post - besides, it's just delaying the inevitable.

Nun night lads

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When?

Lads, is the EU the only thing stopping the Digital Economy Bill and Snooper's Charter from fucking us over?

Almost certainly a front for being recruited into MI5, they will try to get you give information no how we operate, don't give in.

A low level admin job in the civil service, at best.

Supposedly getting the hottest Easter in a while.

Are you beach body ready?

lmfao i fucking love the daily mail

i hate to use the word triggered but this is literally the dictionary definition of liberals getting triggered

they're literally crying lmfao

Now you're talking. Rev up those Gerry Anderson comfort engines lad.

Mind the 20th Century TV ear rape at the start though

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This place is shit now, fuck you all

>tfw we're not included
Bretty gay if you ask me senpai

fuck off you joyless cuck

>Cheer up love, might never happen

And I'm on Shiraz, not brandy you slag.

No

The EU was setting us up for Euro wide arrest warrants for 'hate speech'

We were headed down the Swedish/German drain of PC

>I didn't say that in my post

You implied we should have instantly acted on the result of a referendum.

Referendums are retarded in themselves, if they instantly became law they would be catastrophic.

>1pbtid
>doesn't contribute anything to the thread

>Referendums are retarded in themselves
I just want you to know that I agree, since you're going to get shit for that.

There needs to be a properly defined constitutional law for matters of independence and all that though

That's what I meant. After the Punic Wars there were no real rivals to Rome. The later Gallic "wars" or Gallic "conquest" was as much of a conquest as the Scramble for Africa could be called the "African conquest". Compare say, the war of Spanish succession to the scramble for Africa. The Romans had the road from London to Baghdad; British (almost) had the Cape to Cairo railway.

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Funky

I guess we'll have to try an old school comfort to win you over this evening

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>not included
For a reason

I love the pale skin of Anglos
All the better to show the Aryan blood

Why did you wage war on me, user?

>A
>Fucking
>Leaf

National Socialism has a mixed economy though
You really shouldn't believe every label you read

>it's an anxiety attack in bed because of ringing in ears episode

JUST

I'll keep going if you will lad. I'm loving this.
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(((Churchill)))

I am not upset by comments like this
I simply take more pleasure in my perversions knowing that some girl somewhere detests it

It's not like we have them every week. In fact there have only been three UK wide referendums ever:

1975 - EEC membership referendum
2011 - referendum on alternative voting
2016 - Brexit referendum

I really do not see the point of a referendum if it is not going to be acted upon.

Nebraska eh?

someday

who is there to vote for next GE?

>UKIP wasted vote, party imploded after brexit
>Labour wasted vote, a totally unelectable leader on top of unacceptable policies
>Conservatives, authoritarian and anti-liberty as fuck. want state censorship, access to everything private in your life. May be the best choice economically but serious red flags.
>Lib dems literally who further left than labour
>SNP exist on the back of a single issue that by all rights should be dead in the water. disastrous actual record of government. completely out of the question.

am I just going to have to protest vote for the local independent commie fuck for a laugh?

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>I'll just get my glasses
>cut to real hand getting glasses

go for a run you dumb fuck

when I had anxiety and depression in the past the best thing I did was physically shatter myself everyday so when I went to bed I crashed immediately. So much mental health issues are just poor sleep habits

>physique literally obtainable through diet and exercise
>"undermines confidence or body image"

Calm the fuck down Sadiq, don't be jealous that she's taller than you

Because you went to war with the whole world despite getting everything you wanted user. In b4 muh Churchill's war, Hitler was fuming when he didn't get his war after the Munich Agreement.

Early 30's hitler a best.

The best thing is that the headline was aimed at middle-class anti-feminist women

Tories. Or Lib Dems if you live in a university seat. Or UKIP in a urban Labour seat.
We can at least try and kill off Labour.

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drunk as shit cos its payday lads.

Came here again after a few hours solitude. Saw the same non user shitposters posting the same shit. Noticed the garbage everywhere. Left.

spoil the ballot

>population 49

In 2004, charges were laid against seven men living on Pitcairn and six living abroad. This accounted for nearly a third of the male population. After extensive trials, most of the men were convicted, some with multiple counts of sexual encounters with children.[25] On 25 October 2004, six men were convicted, including Steve Christian, the island's mayor at the time.[26][27][28] After the six men lost their final appeal, the British government set up a prison on the island at Bob's Valley.[29][30] The men began serving their sentences in late 2006. By 2010, all had served their sentences or been granted home detention status.[31]

In 2010, the then mayor Mike Warren faced 25 charges of possessing images and videos of child pornography on his computer.[32][33]

An "entry clearance application" must be made for any child under the age of 16, prior to visiting Pitcairn, while adults visiting the island for periods of less than 14 days are not required to complete any application or visa request prior to arrival.[34]

As of 2016, the UK's Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) does not allow their staff based on Pitcairn to be accompanied by their children.[34]

>MY
>FAVOURITE
>THING
>TO
>TELL
>DRAMA
>QUEENS.

> go on any story on the side bar of shame
> comments are hundreds of women saying how its an invasion of privacy and should be stopped
> gossip sites are 95% women

DM has the largest female readership. Listening to women. Not even once

no, considered moving into the civil service at some point though. Idk if I want to be a cog in that machine though, I doubt I could actually change anything by filling out excel spreadsheets for a decade..

How many pints have you had tonight lads? I am on my 9th, got work in 8 hours. Should be fun.

the Mail Online is the worst. It's basically Mumsnet