WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

GIVE IT BACK

GERMANY FUCK YOU

That'll pay for like a second of socialism

So how much is it really worth?

>implying it was a German who stole it

Seems too intelligent for a mud so I am guessing Balkan gang.

Cash4Gold will be busy tomorrow

It's about 1/8th of our entire economy

you stole all of our important gets. you deserve this if not worse.

probably billions, it had a leaf on it after all

>If you want it back, you lose.

like 20 USD

not this one. check them

sounds like a case for the Mounties. Extra polite buddy guys! Chip chip Cheery-o!

>"Royal Canadian Mint spokesman Alex Reeves says the coin does not belong to the mint and the owner is unknown."

Who the fuck would leave it in a museum? Who owns it Sup Forums?

No, it was Russians.

It's always Russians.

about 20 tons of fertilizer, 1 ton of car batteries, 1000 AKs, and 10 drones

4,031,350 burgerbux for the gold content alone

Fucking hell, why do we get cucked by every country... We shouldn't be letting them get away with this!

FUCK OFF

FUCKING RUSSIANS HACKING OUR FUCKING COINS

if theyre smart they will melt it down asap. also fuck canada, you deserve to pay for germanys shitskins

some kebab is raping a teenage German girl on top of this while she apologizes to him.

Probably one of us. Its long gone by now.

don't worry it's going to all the refugees :^)

GET REKT LEAF!

This is only the beginning of the day of the rake.

I guess they need all the money they can get their hands on now that Trump gave them a big bill.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEAFS BLOWN INTO THE GUTTER

day of the rake, leaf

Your people known for that kind of thing? Honest question.

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the perfect crime, they can just melt it down and sell it off everywhere

About $4 mil in gold weight at ~$40,000/kg, minus whatever a jew scrapes off the sides before they melt it.

It was stolen from your museum.

It's weight in gold

TIME TO PAY YOUR DENBTS GERMANY PAY THEM NOW

When they steal your gold

You win

We will use it to pay our military debts to Trump.
Just as planned.

Umderrated

>it is weight in gold

Merkel has to pay the invoice Trump handed her and being a Jew she couldn't help but resort to thievery

Merkel probably gave it to trump so he wouldn't pull out.

29 more days krauts

Phone posting blow me

Germany will have to give it to us now. It's a small step in repaying their denbts.

Merkel took it to help pay denbts

Anyone have links to bebsites commenting on how it might have been done?

100kg of gold damn

>Literally Can't Spend it without tipping off that you stole it

Dumbasses.

Those gets were rightfully ours. Canadians are the most powerful race in the universe.

Why did Canada give it away in the first place?

C U C K
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blow THIS

>Melt the pure gold down
>Recast it in whatever form(s) you want
>Sell at your leisure

You can melt it down

Give rightful clay.

Being this dumb

what shape will they recast it as?

Fucken Danny Ocean

>implying Japan doesn't have a vending machine for giant panties that takes giant gold coins
Wew Carl, wew

MERKEL NO!

The same as your moms dildo. should be just about enough.

dubbed "big maple leaf".

street value: $3.50

What was it doing in Germany?

$750000

Best I can do is 50$

using Sup Forums on phone should be banworthy

How much of Alberta's money did that cost to make?

lol those jews are always clipping the gold. LOL

>you'll never have a solid gold dragon dildo

Wo ist mein clay?

Why even live?

>roaches have all that's left of the canadian gold reserve

Dildo

fpbp

>yurop gib back
>muh leaf gold

fuck (((you)))

>not phone posting

It's much comfier, I exclusively phone post now

This tbqh.

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Why did you send giant gold coin to Arab tier country? Cucked yourselves as far as I'm concerned.

I don't understand why people steal one-of-a-kind items like this, or paintings by famous artists.

Like, how are you gonna sell it? Everyone knows that it's stolen. It's not like a TV or a VCR, where there are millions of plausible and legal reasons why you might be selling one.

>leafs
>caring about gold

>melting that coin
It's worth more in it's current form

I don't even feel sorry. You both deserve it.

>A Canadian gold coin named the Big Maple Leaf
Are Cancucks so fucked in the head that they see everything as a fucking leaf?

you also cannot sell it in its current form
it's gonna be molten down

>It's worth more in it's current form
And it's untraceable if you melt it down.

>I don't understand why people steal one-of-a-kind items like this, or paintings by famous artists.
> Like, how are you gonna sell it? Everyone knows that it's stolen. It's not like a TV or a VCR, where there are millions of plausible and legal reasons why you might be selling one.


They melt it down you idiot!

Obviously a black

>1 million dollar coin
Topkek

>So, uh, Germany, can we have the trillion dollar coin back now?
>What coin?

Why would it be worth more as a giant coin than as bars? It would surely cost the same.

Poles are known for stealing everything that's not bolted down, though normally the meme is that they focus on cars

Let him have this one, two world wars really did a number on his brain.

novelty might be worth more to the right buyer. It wouldn't be worth the hassle though. They'll melt it

ive got some bad news for you, user.

Paintings are easy. There are collectors that'll do anything to have one of a kind pieces. They would care where it came from, as long as they have it.

if you can manage to steal it then you can hide it until you have gathered the equipment necessary to melt it down yourself, which will be obviously worth the cost. as well as learning how to melt gold-- worth the investment if you have a fucking 4 million dollar chunk of gold you need to melt down.

can easily be cut up by any basic power tools (grinder) into smaller pieces. then melted down.

that shit is getting melted down as we speak tbqh

>this is how they plan to pay denbts

>paintings by famous artists.
Those are done on order. It's not about showing off the art, it's for a personal collection. Some people put posters up on the wall, others Monets.

giant golden dildos what are you retarded
have you really never wished to pleasure yourself with a million dollars in gold

>Trump gives Merkel a 300 Eurobux invoice
>Next day take Canada's stupid coin and liquidate that shit

Germany really does get shit done

Wow leaves. Why are such massive failures

>tfw you are kind of proud of your own country's incompetence that got the Big Leaf stolen

Day of the rake NOW.

t. Expat