RISK THREAD - EUROPE EDITION
get in here faggots
RISK THREAD - EUROPE EDITION
get in here faggots
Trump
Orange
portugal
Iran
Purple
Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
Naples
cyan
put me on the oil
Green
Magyar Confederation
Hungary
German Reich
Grey
Denmark
Red
Poland
Poland
Zenyatta
Yellow
Nepal
hey faggot remember me
Actually, make that Lime for the color
Sure do, you unpredictable blietzkrieging shit. I got my eyes on you.
Start me in the northeast, I guess. I'm new to this, btw
Great Russian Empire
Blue
moscow
Barbary Pirates
Tripoli
Whatever colour
It'll hurt at first but you'll start to like it
LazyTown Caliphate
Green
Saudi Arabia
Hello fellow comrade
fuck your here too
What do you mean?
k map coming up
pls have mercy
can't believe i'm doing this as i play vicky 2
i'm getting bored anyways
hey NAP to crush Poland?
1937 all over again
Hello fellow Nationalist patriots!
Really great. Fantastic guys.
Don't worry 1683 will come much quicker and much differently
Fuck not a r/The_Donald outreachfag
luv u bby
We Wuz
brown
cairo
Terrible terrible thing those 88 pages
turns out Saudi Arabia are not white folks
pls make muh capital province shaped like a succulent goat
Islamic defence pact?
If anyone wants to align with me, I'll suck your dick.
Want to form the pact of steel?
sure. those zorofags in persia are gonna be annoying enough
I won't ally with any white cis male suppressing my herritage
What's in it for me other than the dicksucking
sure. those zorofags in persia are gonna be annoying enoughh
YEAR 1
Fill Italy
I'll honestly just do whatever you tell me to, desu senpai. Also good buffer clay.
lmao nigga go up the nile cuz we was kangs
Take India
fill denmark
I'll take central italy first with that blitzkrieg
Portugal's government has assisted help from durka threat
not good folks
fill portugal take lisbon
forgot +2
expand eastwards
conquer the moscow region, move into the region north towrds the factory
Take Tripoli and the Oil, then fill Algeria (the country to my west).
you don't have it yet
continue filling up hungary
Just don't be dumb, that's my order
yo Caliph you wanna ally nigga?
spill Spain of course
Secure Lithuania, fill Kaliningrad then Poland if any left over.
Finnish Republic
Edge Blue
Helsinki area
All hail the MerkelReich
Take Mecca, then the bordering oil region, then fill Saudi Arabia
but you gonna ally me nigga? We need to defend against the oppressing colonializing whites
So we down for this alliance? Cause I feel like we need to keep the Jagiellon blood running if we want to defeat the Reich
hey poland NAP?
Sure thing, man.
fuck Barbary no alliance, you're in as an ally Egypt. WE WUZZZ KANGZzz shiiiett *shilling intensifiesees*#
I think this niggas gonna attack me
will you ally me nigga? Double team that dead meme
cool mang
disregard this
time2breakupthepact.gif
I'll think on it, give me a sec.
I'm down for an NAP if Poland is too
hey op can I change name to more updated and timeless meme
Arthur's fist
YEAR 2
epic
I'll take you up on it. I'd imagine you're intent on breaking it sooner or later, but sure.
Fill Tunisia, Sicily, Sardinia and Corsica. Spill into the rest of Algeria.
Fill Slovakia, then go for the factory in Bohemia
I need more of egypt nigga, spill into (((them)))
Fill spain
Make those lazy pre-mexicans work
Take India and China
fill that north region, invade ukraine
Woah how the fuck did Sicily fill that much?
I'm going fully on the defensive this time, so no breaking NAPs
for now at least
push for Berlin Secure and fill
Defend against muslim scum, and use the rest to take rome and begin colonizing north africa
Fill Finland
Tzar Putin, NAP or Alliance?
>*Finlandization intensifies*
Expand in Afghanistan, spill Pakistan
NAP?
Fill western Ukraine and focus any left over on Poland.
forgot some stuff
Spill Estonia.
>further spill Sweden
Oops, edited my name
I got du bz last round and didn't receive enough Ts
If you're gonna be one of those OPs I'm out
What do you mean defend? You don't have a problem with OP redefining "region"? That means all of Italy is only a +1 now
Does Kaliningrad count as a full region by the way?
deal
I'm good with NAP, as long as you don't enter slavland and i don't enter scandinavia but we can discuss it further
ONCE more, I'm stupid I swear
nevermind, I'm drunk and high tbqh
sorry op
>pre-mexicans
(((they))) don't stand a fokkin chance
Fill in Saudi then take (((their land))) via Jordan, prioritizing (((Jerusalem))), then fill (((them))) and Jordan in. after that take salalah and then fill oman pls