RISK THREAD

RISK THREAD - EUROPE EDITION

get in here faggots

Trump
Orange

portugal

Iran

Purple
Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
Naples

cyan

put me on the oil

Green
Magyar Confederation
Hungary

German Reich
Grey
Denmark

Red
Poland
Poland

Zenyatta
Yellow
Nepal

hey faggot remember me

Actually, make that Lime for the color

Sure do, you unpredictable blietzkrieging shit. I got my eyes on you.

Start me in the northeast, I guess. I'm new to this, btw

Great Russian Empire
Blue
moscow

Barbary Pirates
Tripoli
Whatever colour

It'll hurt at first but you'll start to like it

LazyTown Caliphate
Green
Saudi Arabia

Hello fellow comrade

fuck your here too

What do you mean?

k map coming up

pls have mercy

can't believe i'm doing this as i play vicky 2
i'm getting bored anyways

hey NAP to crush Poland?

1937 all over again

Hello fellow Nationalist patriots!


Really great. Fantastic guys.

Don't worry 1683 will come much quicker and much differently

Fuck not a r/The_Donald outreachfag

luv u bby

We Wuz
brown
cairo

Terrible terrible thing those 88 pages

turns out Saudi Arabia are not white folks

pls make muh capital province shaped like a succulent goat

Islamic defence pact?

If anyone wants to align with me, I'll suck your dick.

Want to form the pact of steel?

sure. those zorofags in persia are gonna be annoying enough

I won't ally with any white cis male suppressing my herritage

What's in it for me other than the dicksucking

sure. those zorofags in persia are gonna be annoying enoughh

YEAR 1

Fill Italy

I'll honestly just do whatever you tell me to, desu senpai. Also good buffer clay.

lmao nigga go up the nile cuz we was kangs

Take India

fill denmark

I'll take central italy first with that blitzkrieg

Portugal's government has assisted help from durka threat

not good folks

fill portugal take lisbon

forgot +2

expand eastwards

conquer the moscow region, move into the region north towrds the factory

Take Tripoli and the Oil, then fill Algeria (the country to my west).

you don't have it yet

continue filling up hungary
Just don't be dumb, that's my order

yo Caliph you wanna ally nigga?

spill Spain of course

Secure Lithuania, fill Kaliningrad then Poland if any left over.

Finnish Republic
Edge Blue
Helsinki area

All hail the MerkelReich

Take Mecca, then the bordering oil region, then fill Saudi Arabia

but you gonna ally me nigga? We need to defend against the oppressing colonializing whites

So we down for this alliance? Cause I feel like we need to keep the Jagiellon blood running if we want to defeat the Reich

hey poland NAP?

Sure thing, man.

fuck Barbary no alliance, you're in as an ally Egypt. WE WUZZZ KANGZzz shiiiett *shilling intensifiesees*#

I think this niggas gonna attack me
will you ally me nigga? Double team that dead meme

cool mang
disregard this

time2breakupthepact.gif

I'll think on it, give me a sec.

I'm down for an NAP if Poland is too

hey op can I change name to more updated and timeless meme
Arthur's fist

YEAR 2

epic

I'll take you up on it. I'd imagine you're intent on breaking it sooner or later, but sure.

Fill Tunisia, Sicily, Sardinia and Corsica. Spill into the rest of Algeria.

Fill Slovakia, then go for the factory in Bohemia

I need more of egypt nigga, spill into (((them)))

Fill spain

Make those lazy pre-mexicans work

Take India and China

fill that north region, invade ukraine

Woah how the fuck did Sicily fill that much?

I'm going fully on the defensive this time, so no breaking NAPs
for now at least

push for Berlin Secure and fill

Defend against muslim scum, and use the rest to take rome and begin colonizing north africa

Fill Finland
Tzar Putin, NAP or Alliance?
>*Finlandization intensifies*

Expand in Afghanistan, spill Pakistan

NAP?

Fill western Ukraine and focus any left over on Poland.

forgot some stuff

Spill Estonia.
>further spill Sweden

Oops, edited my name

I got du bz last round and didn't receive enough Ts

If you're gonna be one of those OPs I'm out

What do you mean defend? You don't have a problem with OP redefining "region"? That means all of Italy is only a +1 now

Does Kaliningrad count as a full region by the way?

deal

I'm good with NAP, as long as you don't enter slavland and i don't enter scandinavia but we can discuss it further

ONCE more, I'm stupid I swear

nevermind, I'm drunk and high tbqh

sorry op

>pre-mexicans

(((they))) don't stand a fokkin chance
Fill in Saudi then take (((their land))) via Jordan, prioritizing (((Jerusalem))), then fill (((them))) and Jordan in. after that take salalah and then fill oman pls