The Pumpkin and the Pantsuit

Story time of pain.

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My first scan job. I'm on think pad at the moment. How are they looking?

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Trump is the pantsuit, right?

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Right...

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>youre the boss of everyone
>liberals want to treat the president as a boss rather than a representation of the united states citizens
disgusting

>she smells good
>therefore fit to be president

>movie stars, really good singers

wow, how could argue with that kind of endorsement?

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"Listen to celebrities you stupid plebs!"

>"She smells good"
>Said Joe Biden, just off screen

>Letting people spend their own money is considered a bad thing

Right up there with her being a woman.

>a transgender robot and a furry are pantsuit fans

>hulk hoagie
fucking 10/10

Is that a fedoratheist?

Why the fuck is every file at least a megabyte?

were you the guy who said you'd order the book over a week ago?

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Yep. I would have posted sooner, but my computer bit it.

Really diggin the abstractness of this comic.

Bump

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This is so fucking lame I bet kids wouldnt even buy into it

I love how its downplaying the emails so hard

PANTS OF SHIT
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>s-she dindu nuffin!

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It's not even your country, you fucking faggot. Piss off.

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>sniff
kek

Does it include the part where the pantsuit was eternally BTFO?

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Calm down Cletus, he was just making an observation.

lel

>I'll ask super rich people to share more with my super rich people
>I'll let other pantsuits make their own choices
I N C O M P A T I B L E
S T A T E M E N T S

>Criticizing people because of their skin color is bad
>Let me make a caricature of a person I don't like by flanderizing his skin color

Also those would make some fine reaction pictures.

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

Yes, but it spins the hell out of things.

No, he was parrotting faux news.

It's rather telling that the modern liberal makes politics into children's books for themselves.

At least this book has a happy ending.

>Trump 2020

Oh shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

>war heroes
i lose to this every time

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>I'll "ask" rich people to pay more
>I'll let people make their own choices
Those contradict each other, idiot.

im guessing it will say

>More people voted for Pantsuit than for Pumpkin

>But those people's votes weren't worth as much!
>And Pumpkin had a friend who cheated to get him elected!

Soon.

RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS RUSSIAN HACKERS

Huh, lets check out the authors
>(((Eisner)))

Gay as shit, but I may use a copy as tinder for campfires. Once I run out of Koran.

Gotta stay at their level of comprehension.

>Some guy named Gary
Way to downplay third parties

praise kek

>Pay taxes not checked

Well that one didn't last long.

this,
fucking compress those images man
its not even hard, fucking using paint to rescale would work

It's "Kid Rock".

This

John "I surrendered to Charlie" Mccain is considered a "war hero" now.

>that strawman though

E V E R Y

T I M E

No. NO! That is not what the scandal was about. It was about the unauthorized routing of classified data to an unsecured location that was likely compromised by foreign intelligence agencies, which is a federal felony. The deletion of the e-mails was the COVER UP.

I'm so sick of watching these kikes re-write history.

also "ask"
>with a gun

>Some Guy Named Gary
>A pile of dirt with marijuana leaves growing out of it
Roast his ass

Found the next image for /ptg/.

I think thats a raspberry waving, dude

Sarah Silverman?

Sorry. How big should they be?

When does Vladmir Crouton make an appearance?

S H E

D I N D U

N U F F I N

AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA

the side that does not make kids books about pantsuits and pumpkins

>reddit tier memes
Just go back bud, you'll fit in better

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hes the centaur

I want to fuck that kitty.

>American reading comprehension
He's a centaur apparently.

ty OP

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lol

>YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
AHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Fuck off Shareblue

I'm Erect right now. Pumpkin seems like a cool guy. He seems to know business and understand shit.

Pantsuit seems corrupt as all hell