Brit/pol/ - Legs-it edition

> "Marine A" gets seven years in prison for taliban killing, will be released in weeks because of time already served.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39417239

>John Lydon supports brexit and trump
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353468/Punk-legend-John-Lydon-backs-Brexit-Trump.html

>Man plows into crowd, jumps out with knives. Not a terror attack says garbled Met
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349694/Four-pedestrians-left-injured-man-drives-them.html
archive.is/JeDu0

>Man goes on 72 hour crack binge, plows into pedestrians, acted alone. A terror attack of unprecedented proportions, candlelit vigil
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/600062/London-attack-Khalid-Masood-crack-cocaine-party-animal-prostitutes
archive.is/ZvEDW

>Government still pushing to BAN end-to-end encryption, against tech companies wishes
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/27/downing-street-amber-rudd-authorities-access-encrypted-messages-whatsapp-terrorism
archive.is/2xcJI

>Boris: Google, FB and Twitter's LACK of censorship is "disgusting"
itv.com/news/2017-03-26/boris-johnson-criticises-disgusting-failure-by-online-companies-to-tackle-extremist-material/
archive.is/JghkP

>No agreement in Stormont between DUP & Sinn Fein. No appetite for election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39401488
archive.is/5aPfi

>Brexit will unite us: Theresa May ahead of divisive talks with irridentist Scotland
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-4351452/Theresa-May-vows-build-united-nation-Brexit.html
archive.is/2CwSP

>Hundreds of Brexit Negotiation Jobs ‘Still Not Filled’ Just Days Before Article 50 Triggered
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/26/hundreds-brexit-negotiation-jobs-still-not-filled-just-days-article-50-triggered/
archive.is/OtAoi

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uk.businessinsider.com/nigel-farage-will-leave-britain-if-brexit-is-a-disaster-2017-3
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Reminder that Corbyn is now polling below Donald Trump.

>legs-it
What the shit?

This is hilarious.

Reminder that Kenny Senior is the dogger in Car Share

2nd for Bring back the numbering of Brit/pol/!

Owen is not happy

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/28/daily-mail-legs-it-front-page-theresa-may-nicola-sturgeon

Who else is supposed to be working?

>reading the tweets of bum blasted lefties about Johnny Rotten
>people unironically calling him a racist
The left are dying before our eyes.

Listening to the spectator podcast.

Hitchens is on it. Discussion about cannabis legalisation, he interupted the other blokes talking about self medication and called it immoral.

He's fucking funny

If you're not flying this flag then fuck off.

Daily reminder: Rightwingers care about animal rights.
We are against (((corporations))) treating the source of our delicious steaks in bad ways.
We are against mass immigration because it increases the population and makes battery farming more of a necessity.
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Animal Equality director, Dr Toni Shephard, said: ‘Seeing row after row of baby calves alone in tiny pens, when they should naturally still be with their mothers, is truly heartbreaking. But realising that some of these young female cows have been confined like this for months on end without exercise or companionship is shocking.

‘UK law recognises how important social interaction is for calves and restricts solitary housing to just eight weeks. Yet on this farm we found calves that were several months old in pens on their own.

And yet not once does his comment piece mention the fact that the article in question was written by a woman, Sarah Vine. Quite important to the context, I think.

Lots of people are very triggered.

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(((Marx and Spencer)))

Also, she's the wife of Michael Gove

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Which you'd think he could've also pounced on.

Owen's a bit of a dimwit though, bless him. Even the comments on his piece aren't very sympathetic.

>British women

It really is no wonder british "men" all got on sail boats and left

Kek.
>when I realised that Marks is just the Anglo form of Marx

>implying you wouldn't

He's a dirty little Marxist shirt lifter.

His dad would surely be ashamed.

It's the current year!

what the fuck did that dog eat

Marxist scum

Chocolate

Obligatory reminders: (((Polls))) are notoriously inaccurate.

The polling companies thought process:
Oy vey, the Remain side will win. Lets weight the polls so that they show people in favour of referendums
POST BREXIT
Oy vey! Leave won! Lets now weight the polls so that they show people actually don't like referendums!
Oy gevalt!

>he interupted the other blokes talking about self medication and called it immoral.

He would probably say the same if someone used it to help with pain management .He can be a retard sometimes

Does someone have a high res photo of those 2 leggy ladies?

Asking for a friend.

Its still avaiable but Its not in Siberia but in the very far east next North Korea, that area. You need need to be a citizen too.

To claim that Cannabis has possible medicinal benefits is to declare yourself a spiritual desert and an utter absurdity as well as a moral outrage

I don't like the daily mail headline but its less about muh sexism and more because its reductive.

Wee jimmy and mummy may hold the future of the nation in their hands. Needs to be taken more seriously

woah wtf leftist cunts suddenly dislike direct democracy when they find out most people aren't like them?!???! mind blowing t b h

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Fuck off Black Adam.

Thank you. But my friend prefers one that include their feet.

He had some very good points about decriminalization and regulation making drugs very easy to get hold of

>the jock one has darker skin
HOWLING

Referendums are retarded to be fair.

>powerful

>tfw retarded

She probably goes on the beds for 12 minutes every week

Chairman May is no looker but compared to Wee Nippy she looks like Taylor Swift

Some botox, hair dye and a couple of weeks on a sunbed and old Theresa could be a genuine GILF

>none
SCREECHING

>another team at my company (different department) cocked up project spectacularly
>basically burned through half of a 4 year project achieving jack shit
>major damage control reverberating throughout company
>even CEO buttmad
>boss of my boss (head of department) is sending me in to lead the failing team and salvage the project
>getting a promotion, leadership position (12 people) and a £500k budget

It seems like a politics thing, since the top-level folks want to save our reputation which would get damaged by failing the project and my boss' boss is trying to be the one who sent in the cavalry to save it.

Not so keen on having to turn around a doomed project but I'll give it my best shot.

Supposed to be working towards my useless Linguistics degree yeah

>survey from 2014

Software?

We love the poorly educated don't we, folks?

Give more details.

Sturgeon has nicer legs, but she isn't more than eye candy. You can tell May isn't afraid to get down and dirty.

Godspeed user. What kind of work is it, and how has your company been affected by the referendum vote ?

>polls prior to referendum
>Remain winning
>"Haha! Remain will win! We've got this!"
>Leave wins
>post brexit polls show Remain ahead of Leave
>"Aha! We should have a second referendum! The polls say so!"

>Nigel Farage says he will leave Britain if Brexit is a disaster
>uk.businessinsider.com/nigel-farage-will-leave-britain-if-brexit-is-a-disaster-2017-3

Not much of a shocker from Mr Hypocrite is it.

He wanted people to stay out of our political affairs, and then went off to America to meddle in theirs, he wanted tighter controls on immigration, fucks off to America to take a job at Fox, and wanted Britain to leave the EU to be more prosperous and will now fuck off because there's gonna be fuck all left for him here if it goes tits up and the experiment he's had a chance to ponder for 20 years doesn't pay dividends.

>"[Brexit] isn't going to be a disaster," he said. "We've just managed to get ourselves on a lifeboat off the Titanic."

Nice analogy, considering it was the 1st class passengers who were more than likely to get on the lifeboats, while the lower classes were left to perish, trapped behind locked doors.

This doesn't make much sense, the pattern shows they would have stayed.

What is it with lefties and atempting to "shame" people?

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>To claim that Cannabis has possible medicinal benefits is to declare yourself a spiritual desert and an utter absurdity as well as a moral outrage

That sounds like something a hitchins bot would say KEK


There is lots of evidence that it has medical benifits .Still don't recommend smoking it tho

Noooooooooooooo what have we done?!

Oh man, I almost vomited. Look at how hideously white this place is!

Farage is helping nationalist causes worldwide. A true patriot.

Do you blame him? The British people don't deserve him, I would leave for America without a second thought If i could.

Mm. She looks great and you can tell she feels great too.

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He's not going anywhere. He's still an MEP and he said he's going to go round Europe telling business people to pressure the EU into doing us a good deal.

It's only if things go really south that he'll give up.

Yes but it's all back-end stuff.

Can't really.

Plus I don't know enough yet, I was only informed of this yesterday and will be getting to know more this afternoon.

> and how has your company been affected by the referendum vote ?

No noticeable way so far.

The one on the left easily has the nicer legs in this photo.

>Lord Ashcroft

No bias here.

Thank fuck. She fucking sucks. One of the biggest cuckservatives in the party.

I recon Sturgeon has better pins, Mays look like newspaper-stuffed leggings that you'd find during penny-for-the-guy

Did this guy not get the memo about 2017? It turns out nobody likes that faux moral shaming crap and current year is not an argument.

>Suncream and Gluten free shite is on the NHS
Jesus fucking Christ

No wonder this country is in such a state if these types of morons are in charge of things

>tfw you will never dine on Sturgeon's haggis and fish suppers as she straddles your face while May chuckles lightly as she tries to force one of her giant grannynips down your pisshole

Why live?

>Yes but it's all back-end stuff.
I am trying programming. C just because they say if you can do C well, nothing else should be too hard.
I tried it with MinGW on windows and got nowhere. So many things going wrong.
I had used Codeblocks IDE before that but I'm trying without an IDE now, hence MinGW, but yeah....
Gonna have to setup a virtual machine, install linux (which itself is supposed to be hard depending on the distro) and try getting through my C programming book from there.

Fucking OS X seems to have better support for C than Windows. What a joke. I thought Mac's were supposed to be for plebs even plebbier than Windows users.

I might just do an online CompTIA course for some certification.

There's plenty of these.

Also basically what happened:

>high level meeting on Monday morning
>no one outside that department knew it was failing and now everyone does
>everyone panicking about project
>my boss' boss goes "DON'T WORRY GENTLEMEN I WILL SAVE YOU"
>"But I need the new team leader to be line managed by me"
>they go "okay whatever you say"
>meanwhile user arrives at work an hour late
>my boss sends me a skype saying he had a discussion with his boss
>my boss' boss wants to see me
>"user I NEED YOU TO SAVE THEM"

I only got proper materials yesterday afternoon.

This is ridiculous and testament to the power of the media. Reminder that unlike most of his party he respects the Brexit vote. Labour AND the tories want a safe Blairite pair of hands

They were talking about this on LBC this morning and it was staggering to me. Sunscreen I kind of get because you get some that are really specialist and expensive and with some conditions you can't even leave the house without it on.

But fucking gluten-free is pure quackery, may as well hand out fucking copper bracelets on the NHS.

grinded meat & brown sauce

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I used Kochan's "Programming C" for learning C, lad. I recommend it. And setting-up a Ubuntu dual boot just makes things easier.

Imagine if we could exterminate non-whites

Wow that Marine is finally getting out. I remember following that shit show when it happened and I can't believe he is finally getting out. All of those faggots who had a role in his conviction of """murder""" in a fucking warzone where people are regularly burned to death and maimed should be suffer the same fate as the paki.

Did you ask for more money straight up for doing this? Because you should have done.

Dogshit

STOP

This racist user is now under assault by Antifa. We will gun you down in public racist fascist nazi deplorable homophobic misogynist islamaphobic patriarchal anti-semitic frogs.

You have been warned!

Ah yes. The ft

I've got Zedd Shaw's Learn C the Hard Way.
Hopefully I'll get through it but I'll keep Kochan in mind.

'After that, assuming I dont give up, I'll go onto Java.

I'm thinking Ubuntu. I know Stallmanites don't like it, but I'm a novice who needs a popular distro that is easier to troubleshoot.

Some people have a genuine intolerance to gluten and it really fucks them up but they are about 0.01% of the population.

Current year is so last year.

>g*****mn
What did she mean by this?

6,000,000
fuck off

Why should they be on the NHS though? They literally hand out loaves of gluten-free bread for free on the NHS, they were talking to doctors about it on LBC this morning.

British women can't go without stockings, even old politicians try to give you that stocking fetish. That needs rule34 modification.

I didn't really need to, I'm getting a new contract in a different pay band for this anyway.

Haven't negotiated it yet but said pay band starts at £59,000 IIRC. I'm currently getting £44,800 so that's great.

I like the Kochan one because it's kinda like a school textbook. Exercises at the end of every chapter and it's really accessible rather than that sarky Hard Way shit.

Here's the pdf:

onedrive.live.com/?authkey=!AJsmCMX5TeLZVrU&cid=58EF1DD01B854126&id=58EF1DD01B854126!316&parId=58EF1DD01B854126!258&o=OneUp

Ubuntu is noob friendly which is what you need. It's handy because you can run your C programs from a pop-up terminal window - you don't need to load up a separate IDE.

>John Lydon supports brexit and trump
>After previously being deadset against brexit and trump

Gotta keep pumping the plebs for cash! Man of the people! (The people being his accountants in his private compound in America where he is now a citizen to avoid UK taxes).

There's nothing quite so disgusting as a money-grubbing traitorous hypocrite

Try telling this to most of Sup Forums. Their idea of being "right wing" is just being edgy nihilistic barbarians.