Thanks for paying my medical bills you degenerate losers. After I get my weight loss surgery, I'll be more fit than any of you without even having to exercise, and the best part is I won't even have to pay for it! Thanks Sup Forums!
What's up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, though the power of the internet!
>*slurps chemically concentrated transfat* >*punches chest to restart heart*
PAY MY HEALTH CARE!
*obliterates asscrack on chair cylinder* *lisping* Hoy gjaoys it's me Francis annd ay hav somethin I want off my chest, THOUSE REPOBLICANS ARENT PAYIN' MY HEALTHCARE 'R DEY STOPID OR SOMETHING?
*Gets 10000 likes*
I don't usually make these kinda videos but today is an exception, so if you're new, maybe you just clicked the thumbnail, you've never been to my channel before, I don't usually go political or anything like that, I like talking about pokemons, or about my favorite youtubers, *desperately tries to inhale air through football shaped nostrils* but today is different, because this affects me so so much, and hope you guys will understand my view of the issue, those DAMN REPUBLICANS ARENT PAYING MY HEALTHCARE!
*smears mayonnaise on upperbody* *skin absorbs mayonnaise*
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAP
oh tee hee I'm sor--
*gas leak*
Adrian Lewis
someone post the link where he btfo /fit/shits
Matthew Morris
>I made the thread again.
Nathaniel Perez
The joke is that he's too fat for weight loss surgery due to high chances of complications.
Michael Murphy
>weight loss surgery he can lose lbs per day if he wasn't a gluttonous mother fucker
Michael Ward
Did they fuck?
Levi Cook
Cuck culture is very bizarre
Grayson Green
looks gay you weirdass bitch
Nicholas Sanchez
He's gay you fucking idiot.
Henry Cox
BIDF pls go
Brandon Miller
>he's gay Which one of the men in that picture is gay?
Blake Cruz
...
Carter Williams
He's just pretending to be gay so boogie lets him live in their house for free. They probably fuck constantly while boogie is playing video games for 27 hours per day.
Nathaniel Harris
>After I get my weight loss surgery, I'll be more fit than any of you without even having to exercise
not even close to how it works.
Nathaniel Foster
>letting a gay man live inyour house with your wife for any reason
nigga u gay .
Bentley Jones
Sad!
Lincoln Murphy
>800 Pound Steven Assanti mocks taxpayers for paying for his medical bills
>"Surgery is the easy way out." How? You still have to diet and exercise but you also have to have a life threatening and painful surgery. Like your twitter followers don't know that you despicable lard sack. They know what's coming, you won't exercise and diet and you'll just have the surgery to keep going for 5 more years while taxpayers pickup your failure of a life and keep your disgusting body alive just because they have no option. Meanwhile you'll manage to twist this into the doctors now being responsible for you not losing weight, along with your parents, your friends, the people around you and the whole fucking world (except you, of course, you responsibility dodging cancerous mass) K Y S Y S you fat fuck
Tyler Russell
If digits he never makes it on the operating table.
Juan Nguyen
You just know this fat fuck is going to die after he gets the surgery and immediately pigs out on a few Big Macs and a gallon of Mountain Dew.
Ryder Perry
SALAD DODGING
Dylan Walker
THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO
Nicholas Bell
CALORIE THIEVING
Owen Rodriguez
KIRBY
Thomas White
Yfw that 800 lbs man has a wife but you're all alone. Jealous user?