Serious discussion time. WHY THE FUCK, do liberal equate literally everything to Harry Potter?

Serious discussion time. WHY THE FUCK, do liberal equate literally everything to Harry Potter?

if you transported 1939 Germany and its entire population into 2017, Germany would laugh hysterically as it marched over the face of the earth.

What a joke.

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b-but were the harry potter generation and believe in equality and friendship, that will surely win!

bigot

Because it promotes satanism and witchcraft.

Because there are no muslims in Harry Potter, the Jews (Goblins) are subordinated and enslaved and other "lesser" races exist only to serve wizardkind

They have a hard time seperating fact from fiction, not unlike the religious. The sad thing is Green Day used to be pretty good and the Jesus of Suburbia is one of my all time favorite songs. Either they have been so stoned out of their minds for so long they are just buying into all the liberal propaganda they read, or whats more likely, they are aging irrelevant rockers desperately trying to stay relevant by pandering to liberals.

Latter is more of the reason why they act they way they do, it is to be more relevant.

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Empire did nothing wrong.

Fucking rebel terrorist scum nearly allowed for an alien invasion from an outside galaxy to succeed.

Cause women. Wear those pink hats slaves of Yuuzhan.

they hate reality/history/factual media so they live within fake worlds and hope to bring the fake world into reality

poltards are the same with anime

we'll see about that Billy Bob Small-dong

what a fucking loser

BJ Armstrong s a faggot...That's why.

You know if the empire had just told its citizens that what they were doing was to protect them from the single greatest intergalactic threat they had ever faced, one that wanted to commit mass genocide against all of them, perhaps they wouldnt have rebelled so much. Their citizens had no way of knowing about the yuuzhan vong so you cant blame them at all.

Not to mention they really fucked up by blowing up alderaan which was mostly peaceful.
It would be the equivalent of blowing up earth because of isis.

At least a chick is wearing that Pink Snapper Head Hat!

Alderaan was pretty much the capital of the rebellion and the home of 2 of the biggest rebel supporters

this beautiful

Never forget, American Idiot started the entire buttfuck that became Billies decent into absolute has-been madness. They rode that albums dick all the way to the crack alley.

"We're not gonna release another album til after Bush is out of office lol xD"
And then the album that got released came an entire year late and was so dated, and full of fucking uninspired generic rock that it just made the band look like has-been retards who forgot how to write pop-punk. The goddamn Beatles-imitation phase that hit musicians in that brief 3-4 years was some new evolved from of turbocancer for the industry as a whole.

And yet blowing it up did nothing to halt the rebellion. IT had the opposite effect because it got hundreds of planets to sympathize with them.

Blowing up an entire planet of 9 billion people because of a group of 2k terrorists is the equivalent of blowing up earth to stop isis. You cannot hide from this.

Because that's the only books they've ever read.

>WHY THE FUCK, do liberal equate literally everything to Harry Potter
Because the real world scares the shit out of them.

Because they're fucking retarded and no one born after 1980 has ever actually grown up.

Because they think God stole the idea of the universe from a different God.

Did anybody at all notice how the Harry Potter world is not a tiny bit democratic at all? I mean they all subject themselves to that magic headmaster and the ministery of magic. It's pure dictatorship, and they all worship it.

It's the only book over 100 pages that isn't a textbook that they've read. Fake Latin makes them feel smart.

Isn't this faggot 50 years old or something?

Mfw you dont think ill drop a fucking asteroid on the earth for our own good
Also checked

Is this real?

Green Day was always annoying as shit.

Because most people of that age don't read actual literature anymore, but pump their heads full of Young Adult garbage, which almost invariably involves a "chosen one" narrative in which the antagonists are a slapdash Nazi analogy. So when the left uses this strategy of painting everyone who disagrees with them as Hitler, these kids reach for Harry Potter as the easiest point of reference.

88' here. My peer group sucks. Progressives get progressively shittier.

Because LotR is ours

It neatly divides people and decisions into good and evil so they don't have to worry their little pea-sized brains about complex dilemmas such as moral ambiguity and the like.

Fuck Green Day.

>favorite song is Jesus of Suburbia
I know that embarrassing feel

It's marketing, they're trying to stay relevant by using Trump as an easy target.

SJW bullshit + Harry Potter reference = more $$$ for Green Day

Anything after dookie was shit
>burn copy of cd from qt3.14
>thanks for the music femanon!
>strike up conversation about how it's catchy pop ska punk but lyrics make it clear these guys are meth heads
>"what, you're crazy user"
>depressed middle school life begins realizing I'll never get laid any time soon
>be at 10 year high school reunion
>tell chick I was attracted to her in past just to close early life insecurities
>the qt of my young dreams has become a degenerate coal burning whore who thought I just wanted a quick romp
>"no, no femanon, that was all a long time ago and I was just banting. Have a nice childless or single motherhood life."
So sad, she was the smartest girl I knew, went to a top university, and got brainwashed. She can't even argue a position anymore which is what I liked about her as a kid.

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>Voldemort and Bellatrix had an affair
Hot. I want to see that.

>I grew up reading Harry Potter.
>grew up

They're eternal children

These people know that's fictional....Right?

READ
ANOTHER
BOOK

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Is that the only book that liberals read these days ?

>Harry Potter generation
Gets me every time...

Holy shit, Green Day is still a thing?

How long into your 40s can you push the "teen-angst" trope? Holy shit dude, Dookie was like twenty years ago. Grow the fuck up, lol.

Everything else by Green Day sucked ass and even Dookie is cringe as fuck if you're older than 19... how the fuck is this band still around, lol? Next you'll tell me that Blink-182 is still singing about sneaking out their parents window to give blowjobs to older men..

TFW in the end the fact the empire was already incharge of the entire universe and keeping it functional. Means that the rebels are actively trying to destroy and uproot a successful universe encompassing government. Therfore causing serious problems to everyone. Just because they don't like the empire that's only really bad moment was killing the jedi.

Which you could argue, that because there were Jedi there was Sith. As not everyone could control the Force properly, realistically the best outcome for the Star Wars universe was killing the Jedi.

Power leads to conflict.

Fucking women destroying governments

Because It's most likely one of the few books they've ever red. That simple.

Because they are children in their mindset, you have to believe bullshit like equality, communism, thinking Democrats aren't controlled by the same banking and corporate interests, human nature. Liberals literally are like children, just look at their need for safe spaces, snitching to the state, microaggressions.

The idea of a wall is starting to make a way into their brain.

Them calling themselves "Harry Potter" really shows how single minded they are.

They see themselves as a hero who had nothing in life fighting the "dark lord" that caused them to have all these "issues" and "triggers"

TIME "Member of a pretty bad band said this bad thing about trump, lol HARRY POTTER BABYYYYY" I must admit I find it rather amusing spectating TIME catching fire and combust. Neverless, in all seriousness, we cannot permit this them to grasp the atomic passcodes

I legitimately loved Green Day back in 2004-2007, though I was also 12-15 years old which is the exact market they were targeting. Not embarrassed by it. Everyone I knew liked them at the time and we've all moved on.

Whether you guys like it or not American Idiot will eventually be regarded as one of the albums that really captured the feeling of the 00s, in both its message and its sound.

They can fuck off and die now though, They're constantly in the news soapboxing about bullshit now that a Republican is in office again. Middle-aged men trying to pretend that they're still 27.

And 66 balanced the force again you had 2 sith and 2 jedi left

All zhan's sponsored official books turned to nonexistence by Disney jews. Are the yuzhon or whatever even there still? It's just become a political vehicle at this point. Can't even buy the real original films that won awards for special effects now and lucas never put them on dvd except as a special feature in one edition over 10 years ago so he doesn't have to pay his ex wife. Couldn't even find them online, it's all special edition shit. HAN SHOT FIRST

It was fraud

I imagine them running up to people with guns armed with sticks trying to cast spells.

>Green Day used to be pretty good

>Be Green Day
>Spend 8 years bitching about W
>Promote Hillary
American Idiots indeed. She defines everything they hated about W.

What else would a dumb Liberal equate their struggles with but one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Remember when Palpatine built it to prepare for an upcoming war so he could defend the galaxy from? Nah disney fucked all the outer lore.

The only proof I need that Green Day is in no way shape or form a punk band

Because it does a very good job of portraying the hero archetype along with good and evil.

Basically it is unironically the bible for millennials

I can understand no nostalgia for them if you're older or younger than being a teen in the late 90s. It was middle schooler pop music that got really preachy post 9/11.

And leftists are attitudinally very similar to Slytherins, yet the irony is they don't recognize it in themselves.

They'd also cry seeing the state of their homeland.

I just thought that GD were pandering to the audience that made a billion to some ripoff english bitch.
I imagine them getting raped by sandniggers and chinks they let into their homes and enjoy it.

The same Harry Potter that's about a class of people that are so utterly repulsed by the lower dregs of land they occupy that they built a giant wall to keep them out?

These faggots were never cool. People that know music know that they try hards have always been fakes. So BJ can fuck right off

Cause it's the only book they have read..

> implying Germany wanted to invade the earth
Fuck off with this meme

>graduating high school

No I have no proof and will be called a larper, but my dad went to highschool with billies wife. I have met him before and he is a pretty big tool.

Take everything he says as what he actually thinks.

Tell that to the libs

kek'n'check

>implying GRRM and Tolkien are on the same tier as Harry Potter

Bongs.

I'm glad I had well read parents and read Tolkien and Lewis before Harry Potter existed. They tried to foist that on me and I said it was a shit version of this good book I read in 4th grade already. It's long and repetitive, that's it.

only book they have ever read

You're right, they didn't. But seeing the way the world is now, it would be an incredibly easy task for them.

Way to pass the buck Billie you faggot.

The show is shit tier but the books are about average or a little above i would say

they could say the same shit about pol memeing that trump will make anime real.

Anyone else on the list?

I was born a contrarian and thought Harry Potter sucked when it first came out. I was only 6.

You feed pablum to babies.

>Getting raped

While trying to cast spells with their sticks?

>Are the yuzhon or whatever even there still?
Of course not goyim. Their invasion of the universe and the republics failure to act until it was way too late is way too similar of the islamic invsaion of europe.

Because they're pretty sure Harry Potter is fake.

death star is not real

Tell that ugly Anarchist idiot that Harry Potter is National Socialist

>Harry Potter generation

Well, it sounds good for today, a fictional universe created by a woman.
Too bad that the real world is not what the Harry Potter generation thinks.

i dont know but green day is introducing op ivy to the next generation so they get a free pass for pretty much anything in my book.

because black magic killed 2pac?

>making less than median family income as a single person

Because they live in a fantasy world, usually California, where according to them everyone is equal disregarding facts and Jews

Normies have became manchildren.