How would you fix this country Sup Forumsbros

i need a serious opinion and suggestion on how you would fix this shithole of a country.
what would you do?
please replay if you have any knowledge

First for no longer Rare

1.Replace with white people.
2. Build wall
3. No non-whites, ever.

There, you have created a better foundation than ever.

>how you would fix this shithole of a country
Physically remove all natives. Settle in Europeans.

Depopulate and recolonize with Europeans.

Sweden isn't so bad, despite the Sup Forums memes

I'm going to need a few hundred of these and a modified Tu-95

In all seriousness, the only way the government can hope to do anything there is with serious, forceful sterilization style eugenics. If you selectively allow only the best to breed then you can hope to have a working state in 3 generations.

This is the only valid solution.

There is no way to fix it, because some great power of islamic militia would take a huge shit on any rebuilding process and the population knows nothing but primitive tribalism and permament war.

Failed states trigger me so hard, cause I'd like to be in power, play El Presidente and fix those shitholes so hard, I can daydream for hours about fixing any broken shithole except Somalia. Somalia is just fucked. Its literally not even a country, just a dumping ground for other countries and a playground for warlords. Its only chance is a western-funded warlord somehow taking over and consolidating a doctatorship for 40-50 years. Even then it would be just a regular african shithole, but at the very least it wouldnt be Somalia

To be fair, I hear Somaliland is a lot better than the rest of the country. There is some hope

c'mon guys be little realistic. where will all the people here move to? Sweden??

Break it up into tribal/ethnic kingdoms. Diversity is shit and democracy a sham.

Actually, I'm fairly familiar with the original culture of Somalia, xeer tribal councils and the like, but it has been assaulted by islam for centuries and saudi oil sheiks are funding all the islamist militias, without a strong identity and culture there is no way to unify all those warbands and tribes into one.

>be little realistic
Somalia has untapped reserves of numerous natural resources including uranium, iron ore, tin, gypsum, bauxite, copper, salt and natural gas. It has everything it needs except an intelligent, industrious race of people that can put them to use.

that just made me feel more depressed, because alot of what you said is true.
somaliland has done well for them selves only, but it still needs alot more to be qualified as a independent state.

split in half
south for dirty mussies
north for good (honorary)white christian africans

Unironiclly have some billionaire hire mercenaries then start taking over the country

That or break it up into somalialand and others

it is already that way.

rare flag

How farfetched would the idea of heavily arming one ethnic group and conquering the whole country by means of full genocide? That would probably make it a little more peaceful afterwards, right?

i'm really surprised that hungarybro know about Saudi interference with somali politics, saudis are snakes. they have done everything with in their power to keep somalia a failed state.

I heard it's the Libertarian's wet dream.

Somalia is perfect.

I want the whole world be like somalia.

that is true, somalia has a very vast untapped natural resources, and people here are too retarded to even think about it.

If the Saudis are already fnding militias what has stopped them from just fully conquering the whole thing? Is the Somali Army strong enough to stop them ?

great idea there nigel...but the Southerners will now agree to that...they are savage animals.

>>billionaire

who for example.

If sudan was able to be split, I'm sure somalia can too
have faith, my pirate!

that has already happened 1990 and still going.

get Elon Musk to set up his future city there

blacks are cursed to be slaves.

Nothing wrong with Somalia. All career choices are valid. It's the true land of the free

Their diaspora is huge and patriotic as fuck, I think things will change but it will take a while

Sudan was only allowed to split so the West could fuck around with one of China's biggest oil providers. The South and North have wanted to go their seperate ways since the middle of Brit colonialism and had the plan. Nobody gave a shit until it became relevant

A gas chamber

Oh yea, you live there, fake poland?

Do you think they will ever go back though? Because if not they are basically worthless to their country

Have the Chinese colonize it, and implement strict population control and a proper eugenics policy.

sudan is back in civil war..that split did them more harm then good.
>>Elon Musk
yea he will be good to fix this place up. but how would you go about convincing him.
the diaspora are the ones who fund the warlords and tribal feuds.

>kill all the niggers

Solved. There would be peace there.

Nutrition program for childs until the age of 6.

Serious answer to you, somalibro

>All west must end donations to Somalia
>All western organizations must pull back from Somalia
>Swedes must send their somalis back to Somalia and take the knowledge they have learned with them to use to build up the country
>A benevolent dictator kills all the partisans and takes control of the country
>NATO and UN must not interfere
>No free market either
>???
>Livable african country for african people 100 years later

You're lost now, you definitely should have won the Civil War.

what are you, a fucking 12 year old?

A Somali Sup Forums? Sidee tahay! It sure on this one bro. Maybe the a federal system where separate tribes control that state but contribute to a larger federal nation? I know Somalis very very well and I they way a lot behave prohibits a solid state these days. But I've seen a documentary from the 80s where Somalia looked like a great place to live and work.

woow im impressed...who knew toothpaste would come up with such a fantastic ideas....i really agree with all that you said.

Stage 1:

>assume somehow I got the funding
>hire mercs, ex-yugos, russians, midde-asians, generally more reliable than nignogs
>acquire atleast tacit western support somehow, convince them that atleast letting me be is worth it
>suck as much happy merchant and murikan cock as possible
>I can only assome (((they))) would appreciate me purging some islamists and maybe lend me some of their massive intelligence and propaganda network, so neo-somalia could project a good international image, in return they'd gain a vocal supporter in the UN and a strategic ally in islamic africa
>hopefully I will get some military aid too, bit of satellite intel, couple military advisors, Blackwater/Academi reinforcements, maybe a bombing run here and there too.
>win the civil war and brutally purge everyone I deem a threat, learn from Machiavelli, purge once but purge well

the bonnie blue.
WE WUZ CONFEDERATE AND ALL

>>sidee tahay
i'm good burgerbro, one of the problems of this country is the need to separate tribal affairs from governmental affairs.

Nuke it.

Stop breeding like rabbits for one. If you can't produce enough food then you have no business having 5 kids each,

the corruption in this country is beyond of any human being can fathom.

blood and revenge killing among tribes is something now human that living in 2017 could ever understand. those are two main problems that will take a lots effort to change.

There all the same ethnic group

multiplying is a way of life here. its in their core DNA.

Go back to iraq then north belongs to the decendants of irir samaale

Stage two:

>invite israeli and american surveyors to help me exploit natural resources, this needs capital, technology and know-how, so its better to have a small slice of the cake than eating dirt
>set up an entire government department that does nothing but begs foreign aid with imagery like that drowned migrant kid, hopefully (((they))) will lend a hand
>literally inundate the world media with "somalia needs help :(((" with the help of expats, meme it, shill it everywhere, make hats and shirts and shit with the somalian star on it chic, recruit hollywood celebrities, record sappy aid songs and organize charity concerts
>starving niglets dont see a fucking cent of it, spend every money on infrastructure, roads, railroads,power plants and grid, ports. national TV and radio stations(El Presidente propaganda all day, every day)
>import as much workforce as possible, skilled contractors from europe and america to serve as managers and leaders, huge amounts of expats,chinese, middle asian, pinoy and africans to serve as labor and a future middle class, a divided society is also easier to rule and somalis need someone to set an example
>set up gated white companies to serve as nucleuses for future city development
>crown myself kang(finally, being a descendant of hungarian nobility comes handy) but allow "free" elections and presidents. I wiill continue to have the real power as a western-image friendly dictator but I will issue every negative edict through proxies to help maintain the cult of personality needed to unite the nation
>completely uproot and remake society, instill new, european values using christianity as a carrier
>accept that the current generation is fucked and only their children growing up will be functional
>let whites run the government, military and infrastructure while having a huge and ineffective parliament with lots of parties filled with blacks, completely neutered by my kangly veto powers

>No free market

>Livable country

Recognize Somaliland since its the only stable region with no crazy militia anarchy, though personally they should've given it a different name. For Somalia, I think the only way to realistically get a society going is to fund one dictatorship that can crack down on rogue militia and build the country up from the ashes.

Break it up officially. That will stop the chaos. Sure the new nations may not be rich but I would suggest more functional.

try to unite people into nationalism, claim your ethiopian neightbours as eternal enemies of the somali people.
nationalise oil,gas diamond,uranium and gold reserves and veigns.
make somaliland so jealous that they rejoin in spite.
try to regulate piracy by making them state sponsored privateers and kick out most if not all jewish, turkish and saudi influence.

start building roads and railways between big cities and try to subsidise farming using money gained from selling natural resources. and fund higher art, universities and cultural development. move the poorest families that live bellow the national poverty line and put them into eastern block style appartments and put them to work on farmland and give them a salary of about 15% above poverty line and with 2 good meals a day. close borders to foreigners and try to raise the national average IQ to about 80+ things will go mostly uphill from there.
also, please keep an eye out for somalias nature by starting up wildlife reserves, it has a beautiful nature and id hate to see it go to waste.

when it comes to military:
start modernizing your military by replacing all current fightercraft with about 20 to 25 F-15C, modernizing your IL-28 Beagles and streamlining the transport aircraft fleet by suplimenting your 4 Aeritalia G.222 and 3 C-47 skytrains with 2 more G.222, getting some IL-76s, keeping your Bell UH-1N Twin Hueys while replacing the rest of the fleet with 12/16 UH-60L Black Hawks

get your hands on 1 or 2 Arleigh Burke-class destroyers (these are currently being phased out by the US navy and seeing that you guys are pirates, this part should be easy for you)

get about +-100 M113 Apcs,about 100 Stridsfordon 90s, and about 60 Stridsvagn 103s (wich sweden would be happy to supply for you)

recall somalian people from westernized countries and try to build up a functioning society based on western values before the west went to shit with a little bit of national socialism here and there

i agree with everything you said in that post.
you are the new KANG of ZOMALIA based Hangarian.

>what would you do?
-Give up on the Idea that Somalis can live under one flag and state
-Divide the country along ethnic lines and hope you will be able to copy Somaliland
- HAve one last civil war like Pakistan and India did where you concerntate all the ethnicities and tribes in specific reigions - no more of this patch work bs

If that fails genocide all pastoralists and groups that admire pastoralists

Somaliland has the same chronic problem ass the rest, also it only controlls the middle of thr north with the wesr controlled by awdal and tge east bij khatuum state, both which are pro uniost

somaliland is stable compared to the south, but its still behind 500 years from the rest of the world.

>kick out most if not all jewish, turkish and saudi influence.
At this point you will mysteriously die in your sleep.

You have to play ball a little biit with the international powers if you want any real chance to make a lasting change, its better to choose a side and stick with it.

yw somalibro, you're alright as long as you stay there

you mean, (((free market)))?

Do they have internet in Somalia?

I remember reading stuff that suggested that following glorious türkiye was the best way to go, they do a lot to help with less baggage than the gulf, the west etc

>"would you like to be fucked anally or orally"
>"orally please kind sir"

this is how you sound

Step three.

>shit is under control now, we are just your regular african shithole now
>time to plan the next generation
>mandatory sterilization programmes, shut down the rampant breeding
>set up a well-funded and strictly supervised school system with western overseers, managers and teachers
>cult of personality, somali civic nationalism, christianity and your regular western curricula, lets not go too hard on niglets
>brainwash the nig out of tham as hard as I can, education is paramount
>open schools and universities fucking everywhere
>literally hand out cheap and rugged laptops for free, with hardlocked english settings to force them to learn it along computer science
>as the country is getting progressively safer and less fucked, try to develop tourism, especially eco-tourism, nothing is better than rich hipsters just coming here and dropping wads of cash like a seagull drops shit
>still try to maintain heavy immigration, whites if possible, boers from SA, zimbabwean survivors, maybe even EU citizens, offer them land and jobs and a place to develop.
>asians too
>mixed classes would probably be easier to educate then pure nigs aswell
>at this point, try to set up biofarming, local industry, insert the state as the intermediary for all humanitarian aid to prevent aid destroying the budding local industry and capitalism, only use aid to fund education, and cheap loans for investors
>at this point try to reduce or atleast limit foreign economic influence
>find something we can actually export
>huge emphasis on computer and internet education, try to pull off a south korea
>slowly relinquish more and more kangly powers as needed and reform the parliament to have actual power to turn into a republic, leave a worthy heir to keep guiding the country on the track of my vision

The problem is all the niggers. It's what happens when there's a land populated by nothing BUT the southside of Chicago.

How do you turn niggers into something else? Beats me. Nobody's been able to do so yet.

The Chinese want to colonize Africa. They'll probably turn their greedy little eyes towards your country at some point. Maybe they can chong it back to mediocrity if at least peace and order.

Honestly the rest of the world doesn't want anything to do with you. We know you're niggers and not worth the trouble. Well except for Sweden. They're idiots who have forgotten.

We are not talking about a major power like the US here. If you have control only over Somalia you are at the mercy of whatever major international power that puts their eyes on you. You have to enter knowing damn well with which side you will side: The Jewish western hegemony, or the Russian/Chinese not quite Jewish power.

If you don't, expect a coup to suddenly rise by one of your generals that was willing to do it and has now a massive amount of money to fund his army.

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good point there danishman, but how would you achieve that when all the so called politicains and warlords are in those countries payroll.

Send all your refugees and immigrants back, since their so good for economies.

a very fast one too. you would be surprised.

>nationalise oil,gas diamond,uranium and gold reserves and veigns.

Thats a pretty good way to get assassinated.

Also,
>using anything but russian equipment in africa


Nigger, thats like war 101. Deserts, jungles, niggers. You want the cheapest and most rugged shit possible for a bush war. Youre not trying to win WW3 here with fighter jets and destroyers.

why not india or sweden?
india is a rising superpower but not to much into the colonizing/subverting buisness.

Sweden while being a shadow of its former self is still quite rich and powerful + their progressives would love an african ally, enough so to disregard the orders of their jewish overlords

gas the fed, road war NOW

post a picture from there

You have to make the nutrition program for the kids before start killing people in a war.

With that alone you can raise: IQ, life expectancy, use of the medical system, etc...

All the rest of the solutions can come and go, but a well nurtured next generation can change the country.

Because those two are already part of the western hegemony.

you forget that somalia has a lot of open ocean, a strong navy would actually be benificial for somalia,

also, the S-tank is quite rugged and low build, ideal for bush wars

>you forget that somalia has a lot of open ocean
Im actually very suspicious that Somalia's location is a huge factor in why it hasn't been able to achieve stability. If they were a functioning nations they could potentially have a say in what goes through the gulf to the suez canal.

This would be such a massive playing chip for any power to control that it would be retarded for any major power to just let it be.

we have pirates for that.

Stop calling it a country

Tough road ahead. Unite the people and stay motivated, accountable and vigilant.

That worked for britain.

idk what it is, but Somalia's flag is aesthetic af.

That blue is a great colour

Or you could just set up a missile battery and a radar stattion 20 miles from the shore for a fraction of the cost, manpower, organization and maintainance requirements and achieve the same amount of control over the littoral. Or just send out the same civvie speedboats with RPGs the pirates use. A navy would be a retarded luxury for a nation not even being able to put down its insurgents.

This too. Divide et impera. Al-shabab and all the islamists work fromlaughably small amounts of dosh(for an oil sheik) yet they completely destabilized the country to the point its a literal failed state, exerting no control over the land it claims.

something that would make having a strong navy a good thing to have, however everything in time, and again, the saudis and jews are obviously no friends of the somalis so why should they play by their rules? also a stable somalia would open up potential alliances for somalia with yemen, wich got severely fucked over by the saudis aswell due to their geographical location and with india, wich would lots of space to financially grow with a much weaker middle east

with nuclear fire

wich are of course highly organized and able of cordinated operations and of course well equiped and able to counter other countries their respective navies when they enter somali waters

Invite China to colonize you.

Chicom terror might be enough to fix that shithole.

You have to fix it yourself, Sven

you have a higher chance then somalia to be hit with Russians nuclear fire. good luck.

>antagonizing the saudis AND the jews as a failed state trying to get its shit together

geopolitical genius

might as well declare war on russia while youre at it

>potential alliances for somalia with yemen

Ah yes, another failed state fucked up by the saudis, a worthy ally.

i would rather be colonized by mexico then godless china.

Remember the last time we tried to fix this country? I don't think they want it to be fixed.