COCA COLA PLANT SHUT DOWN BECAUSE MUSLIM'S SHIT IN MACHINES

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, LITERALLY

> Police are investigating after suspected human waste was found inside cans at a Coca-Cola plant in Ireland, the Belfast Telegraph reports. Topless cans arrive at the factory to be filled by Coca-Cola products and sealed before they're sold around Northern Ireland. The cans in question—believed to have come from Germany—jammed the plant's machines during the night shift. Apparent human waste in the cans was determined to be the culprit. An unnamed source describes an "absolutely horrible" scene that resulted in the machines being turned off for 15 hours for cleaning. The Guardian specifies the type of human waste found in the cans was feces.

>n Irish politician tells the BBC the incident "beggars belief" because Coca-Cola "are sticklers for hygiene, cleanliness, and about contamination." The drink giant says all the tainted cans were caught and no products available to the public were affected. While the investigation—by both police and Coca-Cola—is ongoing, one rumor is that the human waste came from immigrants attempting to enter the UK in the back of the truck and using the cans as toilets out of desperation.

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POO IN COLA

DESIGNATED

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
COLA

SHITTING

CACA IN COCA

Thats it drink up me laddies
Tis a grand day for it all

>Ireland
INDEPENDENCE WHEN?
REEEEEEEE

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>Caca Cola

enrichment.

CANS

>The cans in question—believed to have come from Germany

This is Kek's revenge for Coke siding against Trump.

>no source

Why did you have to leave me here?

that's it. I'm not buying anymore fucking cola. Ever!

No fucking way I'm dyinhg!!!

But I was told it was the Chinese who go pee pee in our coke!

SLOP IN POP

>2017
>still drinking this sugared shit

thejournal.ie/coca-cola-waste-3310658-Mar2017/

>The cans in question—believed to have come from Germany

Wasn't that Pepsi?

>believed to have come from Germany

>one rumor is that the human waste came from immigrants attempting to enter the UK in the back of the truck and using the cans as toilets out of desperation.
MY FUCKING SIDES

PAJEET MY SON

thanks akmod

CaCa-Cola

>2017
>not understanding muslims are actually sub-human

I haven't drank coke in years. You deserve shit in your drink if you support them.

Testes

>human waste came from immigrants attempting to enter the UK in the back of the truck and using the cans as toilets out of desperation.

This is actually very common.

Not always cans of course, but many trucks carrying food products to the UK have been contaminated and had to dump their entire load.

KEEK

me mudslime
me play joke

You're not allowed in on this, poo in loo.

Source?

I forget what anime this is.

disgusting
these arent human

>You deserve shit in your drink if you support them.

There are ILLEGALS who are actively blocked from entry, but jump onto trucks illegally anyways.

It's like saying you deserve to get robbed because criminals exist so you "support them"

newser.com/story/240443/suspected-human-waste-found-in-cans-at-coca-cola-plant.html

this is the source the OP read

the pee is in the corona

ME INDIAN

ME PLAY JOKE

ME GO POO-LOO IN YOUR COKE

>had to dump their entire load.
PHRASING

IM DRINKING A COKE RIGHT NOW
slrrrrrp
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
slrrrrrp

This is exactly why I can't stand 'globalist' companies anymore.

If you expect me to buy your product you're required to share my values. AND THAT INCLUDED YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEES.

Relax.
Only Ireland and subsequently Britain and parts of Europe would be affected.

America would have its own Branch with its own plants so no worries.

Probly.

A good and smart world comes from those who are good and smart!

But this world we build is a fragile thing, and it must be defended by the virtuous, for the degenerates who want to be us but cannot stop themselves from shitting in our cans and on our streets will bring it all down.

CACA COLA

Ah let him have it
He has the best one so far

Muslim's gonna Muslim!!!!

Poop in pop?

This is good

Lel and I happen to work at brewery.
Our cans are local so that's good.

>sales of coca cola plummet in ireland and UK for years afterwards

There have always been trace amounts of shit in canned beverages.

This is why I only drink pure rain water or pure grain alcohol.

OPE

POO

IN

POP

Did you read the article?
It was because fucking refugees sneaked on to trucks and shit in the cans. Coca Cola didn't bakc this at all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DRINK NOW?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Soda's for cucks.

Seriously tho. There is no greater level of trust than actually imbibing a thing.

Niggers piss in the Kellogs cereal also

Coke cucked by cocks cacking in cans for kicks.

Kek.

I thought India was bad, these fucks have designated shit cans

you could try out homemade iced tea, pretty good

...

Pig's blood.

this makes me like muslims

coca cola is literally a shit drink that is pure refined sugar. sorry that your gay business got shut down

>murder and rape in germany
Don't care
>shitting in my cola
Time to get those gas chambers rebuilt and throw all the mudslimes in

>believed to have come from Germany

The German government really is vindictive about Brexit.

Your own urine. It's a never ending supply of fluid that way

just doin his job

Gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of a new meme.

Keep shitting in cans achmed. Fuck the canned sugar jew.

Underrated

You don't understand Coca Cola won the cold war.

youtube.com/watch?v=FZCOyPmYWMc

>me Chinese
>me play joke

Jesus, I remember, user.

>why don't you want to be part of a free trade area where muslims can shit in cans produced in germany and travel with the shit in the back of trucks to ireland where the shit is then filled with sugar and water and sold to people in the united kingdom

Jewsss

POO IN MOUNTAIN DEW

Invader Zim called it.

>germany
>shit in things.

No wonder the refugees fit in so well.

they lurk around the jungle and then camp a while in the trucks to cross the border

>the human waste came from immigrants attempting to enter the UK in the back of the truck and using the cans as toilets

Im sure you did

Glad I stopped drinking sodas

Jesus christ I remember that

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CANS

Caca cola

>me go peepee in his coke

DESIGNATED

COCA

COLON

Well then give me the sauce! I hate it when I put off starting an anime only to forget the name.

kek a kola

What a fucking ....

Plop in pop

PLOOP

>When mass immigration hits your continent so hard you can literally taste it

Fecal Fizz

kek

POO