COUP UNDERWAY RIGHT NOW IN PARAGUAY
>Some journals are saying that a coup is trying to take power in Paraguay
>The army is actually deployed in the streets
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COUP COUP COUP
Trump is intervening to stop a socialist from taking over! Based.
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Finally
IT'S HAPPENING
Are gommies going to get BTFO??
It's a fine day for a proxy war.
Good times are coming back again! Viva!
DON'T GET THIS SLIDE
BRAZIL TO ANNEX PARAGUAY
IS FUCKING HAPPENING
OMG WTFFFF MARTIAL LAW IN ASUNCION WTF
>This guy doesn't go to /sg/
We've been proxy warring it up for awhile desu.
and this matters because...?
JUNTEN AGUA
the fuck
Paraguay is irrelevant
>only sudacas care
Well, any live updates?
SECOND PARAGUAY WAR WHEN?
I hope, I want more happenings.
Oh god please
The Turkish coup was probably the best Sup Forums happening in ages
Another would be swell
Periscopes or any livestreams at all yet?
Will we see jet fighters flying low? Helicopters shooting at people?
Come on Anons from Paraguay, you have to deliver some footage
>some tiny island full of mexicans
who cares
Glorious.
Best Guay
you can't even blame this on american education since google exists.
you are really just a retard.
Now would be the proper time for the guy dropping from the helicopter .jpeg.
>replying to bait/shitposting
I think your tha retard
>island
it's a fucking landlocked nation you dipshit
>Pastor Coronel was the chief of the Department of Investigations, or secret police. He would interview people in a pileta, a bath of human excrement or ram electric cattle prods up their rectums. The Secretary of the Paraguayan Communist Party, Miguel Soler, was dismembered alive with a chainsaw while Stroessner listened on the phone. The screams of tortured dissidents would often be recorded and played over the phone to family members, and sometimes the bloody garments of those killed were sent to their homes
>Under Stroessner, egregious human rights violations were committed against the Aché Indian population of Paraguay's eastern districts, largely as the result of U.S. and European corporations wanting access to the country's forests, mines and grazing lands. The Aché Indians resided on land that was coveted and had resisted relocation attempts by the Paraguayan army. The government retaliated with massacres and forced many Aché into slavery. In 1974 the UN accused Paraguay of slavery and genocide. Only a few hundred Aché remained alive by the late 1970s.
>During Stroessner's rule, no socialist nations had diplomatic relations with Paraguay
Sup Forums the country
Hope-somebody-can-explain-me-why-this-is-relevant Bump
South American states need coups every ten years or so, where the population demands Fascism/Communism in response to the Fascism/Communism that has plagued them for the previous decade.
FORECASTED HAPPENINGS
Who cares?
He was a fucking nutcase.
When he was on his deathbed from pneumonia, the Paraguayan government preemptively rejected a ceremony of honor for him. Before he died, he tried to finally return to his native country to die there but was refused entry and threatened with arrest. You have to be a pretty big jerk for your country to do that.
Meh, call me when a relevant country has a happening.
Like when Russia finally re-invades Estonia.
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
If it is true, i highly recommend to coupists to not surrender. They will be king or they will die. There is no alternative. Pic related what will happen to you if you surrender.
I dont know what are the ideologies but i assume the military is right-wing so i hope coupists can be succesfull.
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Paraguay seems cut off atm, so the coup seems to have gained immediate control of communication & media infrastructure. Smart move. Already more successful than the Turk military.
Requesting televised revolution. Parascope?
Went on twitter to see if anyone is saying anything, no mention of this so I dont even know if it actually happening.
Bump
That is because that (((((coup))))) was made up by Turkey's dictator and not a real attempt.
There is no fucking source in English. No news is talking about the coup. Is it fake?
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I think that OP is a fag. I don't see any info in spanish, and the links he provided don't specify too much.
OP, KYS
That was a failure of the generals. They had a shadow on erdogans plane who wouldnt take the shot. All military were properly deployed, but because no random shooting, police were able to organize and citizens had no fear.
>Paraguay
>relevant
Next on Sup Forums: car bomb detonated in Iraq, 20 people dead.
Yawn
>All military were properly deployed
It was actually 1% of all military. Those stupid bastards didnt even try to arrest a government official let alone kill Erdoğan.
(Tocan la puerta)
Padre de familia - Si?
Joven con apariencia aborigen - Hola! Soy Miguel, soy paraguayo, vengo para llevar a su hija al motel como habíamos quedado.
-PARA QUE?????
-Paraguayo
THATS BECAUSE IT WAS STAGED
>why paraguay is forever shrinking
YES STAY INSIDE YOU FUCKING PUSSY
No entiendo tu chiste, maldito negro.
>a paraguayan who hates indians
cia puppet confirmed
It's not a coup from what the links read, more like martial law and military policing amid protests and parliamentary troubles, in order to keep shit from hitting the fan.
>Mexishits
Things not given: 2 shits
I just checked Helsinki Times, Baltic Times and Postimees.
Nothing on them either.
All I know about Paraguay is that they lose almost every war they started.
Congratulations for staying sober enough in elementary school long enough to learn a little history, user Anonovich.
NOOO NOT LITTLE BASED PARAGUAY
Nothing happens, just fake news
Hello Junta Internet Defence Force!
Just fake news guys, no happening over here.
Just a small meeting between senators and everyone looses their mind
I'm not getting excited about anything that happens in this continent,
unless it involves normal people killing Maduro followed by Vnzla abandoning socialism forever
>user Anonovich
How much does Luis Gonzaga Garcete Espinola pay you? Are you soldiers or just a pro-coup citizens? Are you the only ones with net?
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CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING?
You've been couped in Dallas, remember?
>meme country at it again
I just asked my dad, he's CIA, and he said "Paraguay is a Communist conspiracy created in the Soviet era to make it look like Communism had made it to the Americas. It doesn't exist. He then faxed me sat photos to prove it."
revive Pinochet we need him
Updates? Is it real or LARP?
Larp.
I am disappointed
is this really going on? I google it and nothing but old articles
Of all the words of tongue and pen,
The fakest and gayest are, 'It's happening."
Someone's been reading too much about napoleon
They were race-mixing anti-papist supercommies long before the Soviet Union took it mainstream.
I only read 16 books on him.
I've read 20 on the lunatic Mart Larr.
zozzle
well, let me enlighten you on the US foreign policy
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Wtf dude. Early in the afternoon a bunch of senators had a meeting to change some internal rules of the chamber and that was it, nothing else happen, everything else is just media bulshit. I think some military was deployed around the Congress to avoid any attempt of violent manifestation, we don't have commies but the media exaggerates everything and people believe what they say so they manifest
god I hope you guys don't go communist again, I go shopping there every other weekend
Wait was Paraguay ever communist?
Orwellian revisionism.
Oceania was at war with Eurasia, Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.
Which /sg/? All I see is the wordpress website
not communist like cuba and north korea but for some time it was similar to venezuela's socialism
>similar to venezuela's socialism
so a complete and utter failure?
yes, but that goes without saying
it only lasted for a couple years and the guy was impeached and leftcucks all over south america call it a coup
Good job Paraguay
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It isn't happening at all.
fernando lugo was socialist allied with communists and guerrilla protector
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Pinochet 2.0
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Another socialist?? I thought you guys learned your lesson last time
Guerrilla protector?
don't know the specifics but I assume it's like our socialist niggers who defend the actions of communist terrorist guerrilla groups during the military government
Nonsense.
>Francia had a very liberal view of sexuality. He made marriage subject to high taxation and restrictions, and insisted he personally officiate over all weddings. Francia kept a ledger of all the women he slept with, and despite having no close relationships he sired seven illegitimate children, the oldest being Ubalda García de Cañete. When he caught her prostituting herself outside his palace, he declared prostitution an honourable profession and that all whores should wear golden hair combs. They thus became known as "peinetas de oro" (gold combs) in order to humiliate Spanish ladies, as it was a Spanish fashion.
>Francia took several precautions against assassination. He would lock the Palace doors himself, unroll the cigars his sister made to ensure there was no poison, prepare his own yerba mate, and sleep with a pistol under his pillow. Even so, a maid tried to poison him with a piece of cake. No one could come within six paces of him, or even bear a cane near him. Whenever he would go out riding, he had all bushes and trees along the route uprooted so that assassins could not hide; all shutters had to be closed, and pedestrians had to prostrate before him as he passed.
>Francia lived a spartan lifestyle, and apart from some books and furniture, his only possessions were a tobacco case and a pewter confectionery box. Francia left the state treasury with at least twice as much money in it as when he took office, including 36,500 pesos of his unspent salary, the equivalent of several years' pay.
He was a badass by any standard. 19th c. is GOAT