Brit/pol/ - Shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt Edition

>Scottish Parliament backs referendum call
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39422747

>Electronic voting system called into question after Kezia Dugdale vote row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37438056

>"Marine A" gets seven years in prison for taliban killing, will be released in weeks because of time already served.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39417239

>John Lydon supports Brexi and (((Trump)))
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4353468/Punk-legend-John-Lydon-backs-Brexit-Trump.html

>Man plows into crowd, jumps out with knives. Not a terror attack says garbled Met
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349694/Four-pedestrians-left-injured-man-drives-them.html


>Man goes on 72 hour crack binge, plows into pedestrians, acted alone. A terror attack of unprecedented proportions, candlelit vigil
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/600062/London-attack-Khalid-Masood-crack-cocaine-party-animal-prostitutes


>Government still pushing to BAN end-to-end encryption, against tech companies wishes
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/27/downing-street-amber-rudd-authorities-access-encrypted-messages-whatsapp-terrorism


>(((Boris))): (((Google))), (((FB))) and Twitter's LACK of censorship is "disgusting"
itv.com/news/2017-03-26/boris-johnson-criticises-disgusting-failure-by-online-companies-to-tackle-extremist-material/


>No agreement in Stormont between DUP & Sinn Fein. No appetite for election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39401488


>Brexit will unite us: Theresa May ahead of divisive talks with irridentist Scotland
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-4351452/Theresa-May-vows-build-united-nation-Brexit.html


>Hundreds of Brexit Negotiation Jobs ‘Still Not Filled’ Just Days Before Article 50 Triggered
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/26/hundreds-brexit-negotiation-jobs-still-not-filled-just-days-article-50-triggered/

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Brexit

Posting for no tripfag OP.

99 luft balloon

Fuck Poortherners and scotcucks

Southern revolution when?

Heil Hitler.

Did you ever get a Vote Leave bird?

b-brexit can still be stopped, right lads...?

Does anyone remember a viral facebook post a few days after the Referendum which outlined how Article 50 would never be triggered and the govt would delay it until everyone forgot about it by 2019?

It was a list of steps that would supposedly happen

Please post/link it if you can find it

name my bird

APOLOGISE

Around Ramadan brother. Inshallah.

Big Soup.

Scotland have oil, England don't. Will you bongshits stop acting high and mighty for one fucking minute?

Fudge chugger

Scotcucks

Check em

Mittens

fuck off you paddy cunt

Brexit

Imagine how different things would have been if Milipede won the election

Are they even trying?

>tfw pretended to be pro-remain to bang remainer slags and sabotage them

Nice

Thunderwing Doomslayer.

Only true Brits will get it.

YKTD

Brextit

>>Government still pushing to BAN end-to-end encryption, against tech companies wishes
What an absolute waste of time. It's not hard to develop a shitty chat program with decent end-to-end encryption. Once they take these companies out of the picture independent devs will pop up to fill the void and it's going to be impossible to bring charge against the gorillions of independent devs who develop this shit. If I spent a bit of time studying encryption methodology, because I'm useless at it right now, I could whip something together in a few days that serves the purpose admirably and publish it for free and anonymously. In fact there's already encryption libraries out there that are world class for free, so that'd cut dev times down to a day or less. You don't need app stores to get apps on your phone either, so it could be developed for mobile too. Quite honestly I welcome this act by the Government, because they'll make it even harder for themselves to monitor and control speech. They know nothing.

Also, BANGING FOOKIN CHOON LADS
>youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

There was a reddit post along the same lines the day after the vote that looks certifiably insane in retrospect

>scotland
>oil

cuck

Avro

>unironically being this embarrassing

Fuck off underage

make sure you have banter with it

youtube.com/watch?v=COm9jJCotao

>hurr I'm scared of the unknown

Typical effeminate response.

I don't think budgies can talk?

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Vote Leave are NAZIS

They forgot the Balearic islands

You posted this in another thread you cock stain, England has plenty of its own oil reserves, in Dorset, Birmingham and Gatwick, which is more than the Nordic and North Sea reserves now cunt off you disgusting ugly Irish prick.

Good, so tap credit cards won't be using end to end encryption and I can record the wireless data sent from card to machine?

Thanks Amber Rudd!

Fucking Jimmy Wales has been saying this since the porn block. The government has no fucking clue how the internet works and they are trying to moderate it. If the government tries to sneak a peek into people's computers there will be a general move towards encryption whether companies and the government are on board or not just like how trying to stamp out piracy just made it stronger.

I still would, even though she's Mark Collett's cum rag.

you can still have banter with it, like people do with cats

>"We all want and must create a nation that is safe and secure for our children and grandchildren.

Why is Theresa May allowed to get away with this sort of bigotry???

Fuck the media for not calling her out on this shit. Can't wait until 2020 when Brexit fucks the economy and Corbyn wins a landslide.

C O L O N I S E D

Enoch Owl

What will you tell your children when they ask you what you did during the Brexit war of 2017?

What's her name again?

Not gonna lie she's sort of my dream bird

kk babes xx

>get to take an extra bit of ireland with us

Nice

Floating in the summer sky

>Bottom

fucking into the rubbish bin it goes

>>John Lydon supports Brexi and (((Trump)))
This guy is so surprisingly intelligent that he deserves to be your PM, but you don't deserve him, alas.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xj5R5o-yhcc

I can just imagine the smug nu-male wanking himself off at how clever he is for coming up with this whole puzzle meme

>Nearly been a year already
Christ

>Amber Rudd talked about hash tags and wordpress when talking about encryption
>These are the people in charge of deciding what gets banned
>mfw they don't even know what veracrypt is

Lord Nelson

Eva Van Housen

Where the FUCK is Rimmer?

I was the OP for alot of the Brexit threads.

It's still a weird experience. It's almost surreal that we won. Even weirder since Brit/pol/ has stuck around instead of dissolving like it did after 2015 GE

> No Calais

What did they mean by this?

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>That banter
Based

Jogging

Good, young people don't know best.

>I'm young, so my voice should matter more

Every time.

nice digits
tempted
but what if I he gets a gf

all members of the parrot family can talk somewhat
youtu.be/YbF3Zl2hIwo

Even if they somehow did some magic and banned for eternity all encryption and there was no way around it people would just start creating their own artificial languages. If you and a group of your terrorist mates sit around a table for a week and make up a new language only you know they'll never be able to crack it and electronic encryption wouldn't be needed. I'd love to know what goes on in the minds of people who genuinely think they can shut people up, the utter spastics.

o fug! they know about hashtags!!!1!1!!!!1

Also, ANUVA BANGIN CHOON LADS
>youtube.com/watch?v=hU49o6zA5eo

>screencapping reddit
You should go back there

Kek

Scotland have no army to defend said oil. I'm Scottish btw. You and your ilk keep pushing this independence shit on us. THE TROUBLES ARE OVER AND OUR ROADS ARE BUILT GO BACK HOME YOU IRA LARPING FAGGOTS.

Reminder that Facebook moderation departments in the police are an actual thing. That is what the police are talking about when they say "monitoring internet activity".

this image makes me happy

remember when Trump tweeted he was going to talk to Bill Gates and have him shut down the internet? remember... God help us... Digital Dave?

He got raped whilst outrunning last night hes currently nursing his devastated bum hole

I will confess that I came to brit/pol/ after the referendum. I'm curious, when did it start?

Good luck with that, I'm in incognito mode!

>Le tricky trick prankster!

> Muh encryption

What is stopping me from writing my own code and sending real paper letters with "stuff" on it via post?

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78428531
Made this thread the moment we found out we left. Such an amazing fucking night.

>all of us
On Reddit or in the country?

The REEEEEEEEEEEing on /r/unitedkingdom tomorrow will be glorious

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>mfw 18-24 and voted leave

Lad

I think we properly had threads going after Purdah, those were tracking the campaigns. Before that, Brit/pol/ basically came and went with General elections.

He's got an arse like the flag of Japan... IMPERIAL Japan

HERO .. it was a dying bloke .. ! I did same But .. Was a bunker an we smashed it bombed .. Tunnels sent capture bloke thru tunnels .. 32 Veit died .. then Grenade got him , down a hole .. !

> I disagree, which means all people my age also disagree

This fucking moronic mindset makes my blood boil.

>PC Smith joined the group Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

>le young people r more important maymay

Nice

Illegal. 10 years in gulag for thoughtcrime. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200

youtube.com/watch?v=LwzIHURBEos

Wait, what? She actually mentioned WordPress in the same breath as encryption?

>taking a chunk of Normandy with us
Angevin Empire soon lads

Bondie on BBC news now.

I am inherently skeptical about this whole process, I fear the British people will be taken for mugs.

May doesn't have to deliver Brexit to guarantee re-election in 2020, with Labour being a mess.

I fear she will do a secret deal with the EU where 95% of things remain the same, but we get some extra controls over our labour market.

Wait, there's leftists on a leftist website!? Who would've thought?

Well this is my next 24 hours sorted lads

Just bought the first volume of Nemesis the Warlock lads. Why are English comics so much better than American comics?

Same, lad. Feels good.