Dudes, my dad is totally persidrent

Dudes, my dad is totally persidrent.
Let's jam on down to the Smithsonian and get some nachos. They're free even.

> op cannot stop sucking cock

>They're free even.
nuh uh

How come Barron and Ivanka are beautiful but their two older sons look like Beavis and Butthead? What the fuck happened?

Sounds good to me.
I fucking love nachos.

hell, yeah, you got your dad's credit card? we need to totally hit the atm and stop by my coke dealer

*white guy high five*

Dude, I'm so hot that groupies wait 4 me in Privées.

Money talks, Dude.

2rich5goy

Barron's literally autistic, m8.

Talkin about looks.

Thats a component.

i knew it i could always tell by the wording in his articles

Trump is a chump.
I would sit on his face and take a dump.

They're the perfect straight shota couple, that's why.
Tiffany ain't too bad either.

he does that twitchy shit retards do, I think they call that mild autismo

Man, it must suck to know that your kid brother is the handsome one in the family.

Tell me this isn't the second perfect man on earth.

is that a boy? asking for a friend.

mom genes

...

come at me nigga

That's a dick move

>you will never get to jam on down to the Smithsonian to get nachos with Eric Trump
why live?

Are we suddenly in 1987?

Her and Barron would also make a great straight shota couple.

Oh totally tricking gnarly dude.! Let me go ask my parents first though dude, I can try to see if they will let me skip Sunday breakfast tomorrow.

1 hour later

Oh freak yeah dude my parents said I can spend the night, you wanna get some ice cream and play some zombies tonight?

This cunt looks like the type of kid who shat his pants in high school

Gary Busey is president of the USA? When did that happen and when did Jake get into nachos?

You underestimate my power.

Yet he's filthy rich and you're crying on Sup Forums. Really makes you think.

damn this guy look british