Political Coompass Results

Post your political compass results and then insult each other like the retards you are.

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Nein.

What are you?

A KEK?

>oppose all war (except for funding Assad against ISIS as ISIS is our fault and responsibility)
>cut all foreign aid to Israel, redirect it to Iran, Syria, Iraq, and Libya as reparations
>expand the freedom of speech so that no opinion may be illegal, allow people to incite violence and encourage crime
>defend against pollution and climate change
>ban birth control pills to preserve our psychological and physiological health, fund all abortions as an alternative
>ban pornography (but it's far more important to remove the demand in the first place)
>require rigorous physical and mental conditioning in schools, ensure the young are healthy Aryans with good genetic hygiene, take the hormone-loaded processed poison out of school lunches and punish parents who give their children soda just as we would punish parents who give their kids cigarettes
>send fat kids to weight loss camps
>fund unavoidable campaigns against promiscuity and laziness
>expand food stamps so that no American may go hungry, but limit them so that they cannot purchase junk food
>universal healthcare for people who eat healthy, are not fat, and do not use drugs
>deploy massive oversight on harmful chemicals/hormones in environment and food, thoroughly control food and water
>regulate big business, deregulate small business
>sanction or seize businesses which defy the public interest or corrupt society
>separate church and state, abolish marriage and make it a religious decision
>nationwide stand-your-ground and concealed carry, encourage every citizen to own a firearm and use it against criminals and tyrants
>build a wall, but only deport illegal immigrants that have committed further crimes
>publicly fund elections, end lobbying
>build a space elevator

There are lots of loopholes and ways to avoid what you have written about such as making sure poorfags don't buy junk food.

Not if all food is government-approved and junk food is banned.

People would have to independently produce junk food and trade it for food bought with food stamps, which is a hassle.

I'm in the lower left corner. An anarcho-communist, anti-civ, anti-tech, anti-progress. An all around fun guy.

Partially because I'm a fatass, banning junk food is literally the most authoritarian thing I can think of apart from banning the First Amendment.

Moderate fascist

weenie detected

western decadence is not sustainable

humanity has to be bottlenecked and aryanized

Anarcho-communism sounds pretty fucking stupid.
How are you going to enforce communism in a society with no police force or form of government? Mob rule? That's pretty authoritarian.

KEK
HAVENT HEARD THAT BEFORE

>Moderate
kek

If a cooperative equilibrium can be achieved, it would be pretty hard to undo. Humans lived in non-hierarchical arrangements for the vast majority of the species' existence. Any time someone gets an authoritarian impulse, the group will smack him down. Bear in mind the only path I see to this ideal social arrangement is a total catastrophic collapse of civilization.

Isn't mob rule and smacking somebody down authoritarian, therefore being hypocrites?

Apparently I just hate everyone. Only person I agreed with more than 50% was Bernie and that was only 51%

You and I are centrist faggots.

>banning porn
>banning certain types of food
>government regulations on school lunches
>business regulations
>soft eugenics
>removing businesses deemed "bad" or "corrupting"

sounds pretty authoritarian to me desu

No, even the most ardent libertarians authorize violence in some form to preserve social harmony. Man is a social animal and cannot exist in isolation, a responsibility of the group is to provide safety, which should include safety from dominant behaviour on the part of antisocial aggressors.

YEP

Most tribes had some kind of hierarchical structure. Men went out and hunted/gathered food, women prepared it for consumption. Village elders were in charge of everything else, like when to move camp, how to distribute resources if someone got sick or died, and what to do if another tribe was encountered. Most even had some form of boy-to-man initiation trial.

Anarchism, to me at least, is being absolutely free with no burden. It's delusional and would have to be an apocalypse, and I am not an anarchist, I am just saying what a contradiction in terms your ideology. But you do you because >me libertytard

I am curious to see your results as well as some ardent alt-right fag and an SJW.

Will ROK see a resurgence of Fascism or will they adopt a Merkel-like figure?

>-0.13 to the left
JUST

Explain user, I don't know Korean politics.

yayeet bitches

On the way to becoming Hitler(semi-joke) according to his political spectrum

Looks like what I imagine TJ(AA) the dog fucker's results coming out like.

mine fampai

Similar to mine
Opinion on Libertarian Party and Shillary(semi-ironic)Clinton

I mostly agree with the libertarian party. Government intervention and regulation of businesses is almost always detrimental to economic growth. Don't like Hillary since she offered no substantial change from Obama's generally poor administration. ACA has been unsuccessful and led to the inflation of healthcare insurance premiums, and America's current welfare system discourages people from seeking jobs.

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I am actually a stern believer in environmentalism, which apart from maybe some tariffs is my only difference between being a full-blown libertarian.

>helicopter noises in the distance

You're part of the true god-tier race.

KEK

LYNCH THE SJWS

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I'd like to believe in environmentalism, but I think there's no current long term solution for clean energy, barring something like electric cars powered by nuclear power stations or something, and even then there's the risk of fallout/contamination from an accident or fault.

this but unironically

How did I do Sup Forums?

Is Sweden the shithole that people claim it to be?

I am talking about environmental regulations due to wanting to maintain a safe place to live for my grandchildren. I wish I could be full libertytard but alas.

Same region as semi-fascist cousin who believes Richard Spencer is the almighty god of politics. Not advocating punching RS tho.

Funniest thing is that for some reason, I believe it to be true.

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Mhm, Spencers a fuck boy but I agree that political violence isn't the answer unless it's last resort.

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I spit my drink when I saw this. Same here.

Fair enough,
>UNLESS IT"S A GODDAM COMMIE

no wonder im so bloody confused about my political beliefs

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GOD BLESS MOB RULE

What is this website? Do you create your own society?

OF COURSE YOURE A GODDAM FENCE SITTER

>when you

Almost fashy,
Yes it's self made, i'm too lazy to re-take the test for this

>when you're a fascist who wants to ban homosexuality, thinks white are superior, and want a majority free market with some social programs
>somehow end up with this

:-)

GODDAM ANARCO COMMIES

Another god-tier libertytard.

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What the fuck does fashy mean?

Must have been the glowing support for abortion of blacks and girl pussy tight trade regulations

Looks like Bernie Sanders
Is actually alt-right

Fascist
Yeah I think I answered yes on abortion because it is basically eugenics.

>Islamism
>Left
Choose one

I have seen more PP's in urban black areas than anywhere else.

Islam is socially collectivist as fuck, my man.

Islamism isn't well defined by the western political spectrum. It doesn't believe in borders or nationalism, but it is extremely socially conservative.

Traditional-Identitarian-Nationalist

>Not nationalistic
The arabs literally hate niggers and Europeans, and see their culture/people superior to others kinda like the jews.

Arab Nationalists are Baathists, not Islamists. Islamists don't recognize the state, only the religion.