What's his name again?

What's his name again?

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Stop.

Beer Can Dan (his dick is shaped like a beer can )

You shouldn't need to explain a joke after telling it.

Fucking XDDDDDDDD LOLOL!

Dan "Enjoy your ban" Schneider

Why?

Don't call him that.
It's slander and libel at this point. You're mocking a great man and accusing him of wrongdoing he would never do. He has a hot wife he makes love to every night so go away, you poops.

I just want to know his name.

why does he call people "poops"?

Dan "the man with a plan (to rape)" Schneider

Fat Donny Osmond.

I think he has a weird fetish.

Dan 'skeet on their feet' Scheinder

dan "hymen coillider" schneider
dan "get in the van" schneider

Dan "the pedophile casting director for Nickelodian who rapes Nickelodian child stars because he's a pedophile rapist" Scneider

Making slanderous nicknames is not funny. Get a hobby, you footy poop.
Stop spreading lies and slander.
Don't call him that.

ah so that's why they wanted me to apply at Nickelodeon.

>DIDF hard at work

Yeah, what a jerk.

Stop spreading lies. I'm Dan's biggest fan and will not stand for it.

ran out of feet pics dan?

Dan "Wipe away her goober so I can lube and tube her" Schneider

I heard Dan likes boys too. Is this true?

Dan "Hold her tighter shes a figher" schneider!

Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider Dan "If They're Young and Firm I Make Them Squirm" Schneider Dan "Wanna Be a Star? Get in the Car" Schneider Dan "The Man With a Plan and an Unmarked White Van" Schneider Dan "I pork What I Can" Schneider Dan "Old Enough to Read, Old Enough to Breed" Schneider Dan "Candyland" Schneider Dan "Split Her In Twain" Schneider Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider Dan "Twelve Inch Span" Schneider Dan "Baby Lovin' Clan" Schneider Dan "Ladies' Man" Schneider Dan "Use Your Hand" Schneider Dan "Vaginal Scan" Schneider Dan "Wider Than" Schneider Dan "Best Man" Schneider Dan "Game Plan" Schneider Dan "Panties in the Trash Can" Schneider Dan "Chicks on my Catamaran" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "Teen Breeder" Schneider Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider Dan "I'll Defile Her" Schneider Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider Dan "Leg Divider" Schneider Dan "Open Wider" Schneider Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider Dan "Deep Insider Her" Schneider Dan "Condom Hider" Schneider Dan "Cum Provider" Schneider Dan "Gang Bang Guider" Schneider Dan "Supercollider" Schneider Dan "minor 69er" Schneider Dan "Whole Hand Inside Her" Schneider Dan "Likes 'em Tighter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "Teen Breeder" Schneider Dan "This One''s a Bleeder" Schneider Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider Dan "I''ll Defile Her" Schneider Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider Dan "Leg Divider" Schneider Dan "Open Wider" Schneider Dan "She''s a Fighter" Schneider Dan "I''ve Had Tighter" Schneider Dan "Deep Insider Her" Schneider Dan "Condom Hider" Schneider Dan "Cum Provider" Schneider Dan "Gang Bang Guider" Schneider Dan "Supercollider" Schneider Dan "minor 69er" Schneider Dan "Whole Hand Inside Her" Schneider Dan "Likes ''em Tighter" Schneider

Dan "Cheek Divider" Schneider Dan "The Rump Rider" Schneider Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider Dan "Stick it Inside Her" Schneider Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider Dan "Hold her tighter, she''s a fighter" Schneider Dan "If her age is on the clock, she''s old enough for cock" Schneider Dan "fuck her in the ass then take her to math class" Schneider Dan "If You Have a Daughter You''d Better Hide Her" Schneider Dan "The Man With A Plan To Get Underage Poontang" Dan "If You Take The Dick You get The Flick" Schneider Dan "Wang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider Dan "Please mister, slower" Schneider

they've always been boys

Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Make It Wider" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "Slide It Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "You'll Never Find Her" Schneider
Dan "The Young Slit Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "All 3 Inches Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Get Gnarly With iCarly" Schneider

Dan "Put A Finger Inside her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Try Some Of This Cider" Schneider
Dan "Put the Chip Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "puttin the dick in TeenNick" Schneider
Dan "Buy Her Before You Ride Her" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Pre-Pubescent Pussy Piledriver" Schneider
Dan "The Super Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "show me your anus and I'll make you famous" Schnieder
Dan "Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dan "Chicken Nugget means Less Pain When I Plug It" Schneider
Dan "I Might Not Go Down In History But I'll Go Down On Your Little Sister" Schneider

I thought you were a Canadian poster
Or are you just ironically mimicking him

Van-chan Dan

"Pizza Man" Dan

"Get Outta My Dreams and into my Van" Dan

Foot Man Dan

I didn't believe he was as depraved as people thought until I saw the vid where the chick is getting condiments sprayed on her feet and screaming. Motherfucker has more wrong names than the devil for a reason. Between him and the Bella and the Bull guy i just believe everything terrible i hear about Hollywood.

Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" will climb up your daughter's spout

Either that or Dan "hiding in Canada to avoid the v&" Schneider got an American proxy

>Don't call him that

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Pretty sure that same guy autistically spammed him for hours with stuff like that. I shudder to think what happened to him.

SOMEONE POST THE PICTURE!!!

Dan "diaper rider" Schneider

Now that we figured out who Dan is, does anyone know what this guy's name is?

Dan's friend.

Anthony "Dig deeper" Weiner

Jon Jafari

JonTron

Fat Tucker Carlson

Dirty kike

his wife is a cute trap!

This one?

Stop spreading lies.
Don't call him that.
I'm Canadian but I'm in Buffalo right now.

Are you sure? I thought it was Anthony "Clean her before I give her the" Wiener. Or was it Anthony "Your demeanor suggests that you need the" Wiener. Wait, no it was Carlos "Big dick walker Texas ranger" Danger

I thought you posted under the leaf flag.

it's not lies dan
quit being a fag

Anthony "Leaking, Limper, and Leaner" Weiner

Stop spreading lies about my hero.
Don't call him that.
I'm a red blooded Canadian but I am in Buffalo right now. If there's two things I love it's Dan Schneider shows and the glorious nation of Canada!

He deserves to rot in hell.

:)

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Wow, a guy being nice to his child actors and taking photos. *yawn* It's freakin' nothin', ya poops.

Nah its ok dan. You know that i will allways hate you with every cell in my body :)

The look in her eye, You just KNOW they fucked


Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in cable. his cock has been described as a "wine bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Mandingo. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Jennette Mccurdy's pussy.

they would have had to have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan able to force it past the knob, and Jennette moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasmed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to the cervix. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

I'm not Dan, I just think his shows are cool and funny. He seems like a genuinely cool guy. Your evil slanderous memes will never stop me from loving him.
Lies.

You guys are absolutely pathetic.

Dude...

Dan "Hold her tighter this one's a fighter" Schneider

Anyone have the MAGA hat edit?

What ever you wish Danfanboy2017

jack black i think

Dan is great guy, he will lend money you money if you ask him,

It's stale pasta

>Lies
Ok Dan "Sell your sole for a role" Schneider

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youtube.com/watch?v=4gy4IRn291k&index=41&list=PL401720E959668FE6

Jack Black looks a bit funky here.

Don't call him that.
Nothing.
These guys get it. Dan is nice and will lend money and all these rumors are just stale pastas.

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>Danada

Why do you always shill for him?

Dan is a Bear and you know it.
And thats why i hate you. And dan. And you ..

Is that all he will lend me

Because he likes to suck the BEERCAN

Kek. Someone should photoshop the Danwarp logo over various porn scenes

His shows are freakin' hilarious and he is a great man. I have devotion to my idol.
Rumors and slander.
Rumors and slander.

No, it really isn't
Nice try though shariablue

If you ask nicely he might lend you his car it might be messy but still not many people will lend you their car

Whatever you say, sweetie.

would be a shame if this "Rumors" turns out to be true..

Keep sucking the cock of your "idol" dan.

Keep wanking of to little childreen feet dan.

Dan "Hit and run the mongoose" Schneider

Slander. Stop.
Dan will probably sue your panties off if you spread more rumors and lies.

Nope, it isn't slander.
You need to learn what satire is kiddo.
Stop it.

Oh im scarred.
srsly stop sucking cock!

>Whatever you say, sweetie.
>Slander

Slander and lies. Stop it.
Don't use bad language, ya poop.

Friendly reminder that Dan's dog is named "Loli"

And i'm not shitposting. Thats really his dogs name. He tweets about it all the time.

i got some more for you dan, eh i mean Cocksucker :)

Red Van Dan
Thailand Dan
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider

STOP

This pedophobic thread is now under assault by Antifa! We will shoot you in the streets you fascist racist deplorable homophobic pedophobic ashkenazi supremacist misogynist transphobic islamaphobic anti-semitic nazi frogs!

You have been fucking warned.

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>confusing slander with satire

Nice try Dan "my beercan doesn't go in the fridge" Schneider

*teleports behind you*
*blocks your path*
nothing....personnel kid

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Thread theme

>Dan will sue the panties off you

I bet he has a lot experience in removing panties

Stop making me laugh pedo defending retard.
Come and get me. Make me a martyr.

My lolly found my laptop too once

It stands for "Lollipop."
Don't call him that.
Edits and slander. Wowzies!
Slanderous edit.