So tell me about your social media presence

>So tell me about your social media presence

Redpill me on this. Why does everyone assume I'm a social media guru due to my age (23)? I have never used social media outside of Sup Forums.

If you don't post your life online 24/7 you're seen as an outcast weirdo

This. It's a very concerning thing, but unfortunately it's something that's expected from everyone these days.

But social media is dead and sites like snapchat are taking over. no one uses twitter or facebook anymore; they all moved to snapchat and discord. vine is dead and instagram is full of fake chads.

i cant tell you how many people ive heard saying they are moving away for things that are not so invasive and in your face about ads and shit

Who the fuck uses discord besides autistic gaymer turbonerds.

I stopped using social media long time ago. My friends don't use them much now compared to the past as we are growing up.

Social media is a fad that will fade over time anyway.

That's why Facebook is trying to become a tech corp.

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>I have never used social media outside of Sup Forums.
This implies you don't have any friends or contacts. If you don't even have a facebook to keep in touch with your parents you're seen as a very strange person, possibly a psychopath and probably a school shooter.

Social media is a great idea if you want anyone in the world to know everything you do, everywhere you go, who your friends are, political views...a really great idea...yep.

I have a Snapchat which I only really use to talk to my girl so her baby daddy can't see the texts

I also have a troll insta/Facebook for general creeping purposes and racist trolling when I'm bored

OP is based

When are people going to realize that when people say they use snapchat they mean that they send pictures of there dicks

fat smelly dykes

its 20x better then skype

I just have fake accounts and theyre all the same just different layouts.

>He needs social media to have friends
>he needs facebook to keep in touch with parents
faithinhumanitylostagain.jpg

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>he can only make friends on the internet

back in my day you guys were the losers

googles and skypes

bad types

i use facebook with a fake name to keep in touch with friends from school and people i've met while traveling.
i use irc for my close friends.

The amount of women I've lost great chances with, just over not having a Facebook, makes me want to slam the self destruct button on this retarded species with my entire fist

Can't you just use cool excuses like "nah my boss was looking at me too much" or some shit to make it seem normal rather than hardcore withdrawal (the actual truth that in some cases we wish to hide)?

it seems easy to make excuses these days without seeming creepy. Just have a cell number and a few chat apps

It's the only way they can tell if you're worth dating. You can bullshit to their faces about what a baller you are but if you're social media doesn't have the proof you ain't going nowhere.

how old are you guys?

This is nothing about making friend on the internet. If you've met someone who isn't a complete asshat you add them to your friend list. I'm not saying it's how it should be, just letting you know how your average person will react if you say you don't have a facebook.

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Well that about takes all the fun out of it

Why? Am I sounding like an immature beta bitch?

ugh I'm 31 and out of it for a while. Did this happen to you like 5+ years ago or recently?

>yes goy, the average person will think you're unkosher if you dont have a facebook

Yeah throughout 08-12 I'd say. These were also mostly girls I was in college classes with which deflates the other guy's theory. Anyway, I stopped trying really, even when you get girls they're always juggling multiple guys and lying about it anyway, they're out of their fucking minds

>not setting up a fake fetlife account with someone else's number so you can get inside some slightly battered milfs

Yea women are so smart since its simply not possible to lie on social media.

You can lie but if there aren't photos of you with girls, you doing interesting shit that gives you social validation then they're going to know you're full of shit. They aren't stupid. they get hit on all the time and they learn to sniff out bullshit.

>facebook
had my account since 2006, had a max of 600 friends but deleted nearly half after graduating college in 2012. haven't posted since 2014. not going to delete in order to seem normal.
>instagram
had my account since 2011, incredibly early user and high value account name. posted hipster pictures until 2015 when it turned into selfie central as facebook died, devaluing the purpose of the app itself. have stopped posting but sometimes DM friends to keep in touch.
>twitter
had my account since 2008, deleted all tweets and use it as a repository for news
>snapchat
had my account since 2012 when the app launched and went viral. have deleted my account ~5 times and mainly used it for girls. never used the discover feature or anything like that
>tinder
have used this since 2012, deleted multiple times, but with extreme success. (40+ girls banged)
>tumblr
used it since 2007, had over 60,000 followers at one point. stopped reblogging years ago, probably around 2012.
>reddit
never used it, found it repulsive after digg died.
>Sup Forums
here since early 2005. started with Sup Forums obviously, main boards nowadays are Sup Forums and some Sup Forums shitposting. most boards are dead or shells of their former selves, including: /fa/, /fit/, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /x/, etc.

that said it's the only social media worth using.

real social media is cancer.

Yes because lies are easy to root out, but above all else photos are impossible to fake.

to add, facebook is dead now. the only people who still post are old people, like my 70 year old dad who transitioned from spamming chain e-mails to spamming them on facebook. or people with kids posting pictures of their kid 5x per week.

other sites:
>linkedin, angel.co
needed for work, have 500+ 'professional contacts' at this point
>slack
needed for work, discord is for faggots btw
>kanyetothe
best hip-hop website with an active community (again, avoid reddit)
>twoplustwo
used to be active around 2004-2008 until black friday. best poker forum (pretty much dead) but old community of very smart people.
>quora
good for technology discussion
>hipinion
founded by former pitchfork writers, full of hipsters. good culture discussion
>last.fm
have had an account for over 10 years, good friends list lets me find new music easily
>zerohedge
good user comments, article quality has gone down significantly since 2009
>hackernews
good user comments, again quality has gone down a lot

i'd consider forums social media 1.0,

i guess you could include somethingawful etc. but i haven't been there in years

I have this wonderful piece of technology called a telephone. My family and friends get it's number and they can call it and speak to me. It's amazing!

Never had social media, never will.

>so you can get inside some slightly battered milfs
you brits and your way with words

Deleted Facebook, twitter and LinkedIn, I cringe at the idea I used to use them.

Passively browse instagram for car vids and use Reddit as a porn aggregator. Most of my online time is on this shithole now