Reminder that The Neil will be interviewing May at 7pm on BBC1
Henry Reyes
>tfw you spend the whole day in the pub with Nige celebrating the triggering of Article 50 >you both stumble towards the taxi rank, rather worse for wear >back to Nige's for more beer >he's regaling you in the back of the black cab with the details of Woolf getting knocked out >you arrive at his London flat >bursting for a piss, you head to the toilet first >unbutton your fly about to urinate and you realise Nigel is standing in the doorway >"Nige, what are you..." >he bounds across the room in two steps and suddenly his tongue is in your mouth,tasting of bitter and roll-ups >he pulls away and cackles loudly >you recoil in stunned silence >he drops to his knees in front of you >"Here we go old boy, HERE WE GO" and like that, your penis is in his mouth, your heterosexuality gone >involuntarily you start pissing >you look on, horrified, as your yellow urine floods Nige's mouth, spilling from the sides and splashing onto the expensively tiled floor >he pulls away for a moment, the piss soaking his tie knot and lapels >"Do you know, I'm so greedy for piss..." >he opens his mouth again and engulfs your still urinating member >you start to cry >he speaks, looking up at you, your penis still in his mouth >"You're not laughing now, are you?
Carson Richardson
3rd for Esther McVeys pissflaps
Owen Parker
who won?
Gavin Ward
>tfw comfy unsupervised office job with plenty of time to shitpost and iplayer Daily Politics Joke's on you OP
Isaac Jackson
>nigel cucks the EU.jpg
Austin Russell
Lads, how do you argue with people who say we should stay in the EU because it allows for more white immigration and coming out will lead to more non-white immigration?
Carter Phillips
Damn, i forgot about that QT brexit after thing
what was it like ? a shitshow? or based.
Jack Clark
BREXIT+++
Ayden Gray
DELET
Carter Cox
stuck together.
Charles Brown
>Looks like Neil is warming up on these noobs for tonight's fight He's out for blood
Landon Scott
>Aberdeen >implying you wont need an EU visa to go there
Lincoln Cruz
you say thats the fault of the government and to not vote tory at the general election
Juan Sullivan
Because leaving the EU means that brown paki rapefugees under Mummy Merkel's policies will be right at the back of the queue, as well as the talentless slavs.
We need quality immigration, not necessarily white immigration.
Hunter Hernandez
GET HYPE
Lucas James
I bet that dog voted leave
Jacob Jenkins
>scotland >being able to organize such a system
Jose Morris
HAHAHAHA PADDY ASHDOWN GET FUCKED
Parker Butler
Recommend cities outside of London, lads.
What's Manchester like?
Julian Morris
That feel when made redundant and my last payday is 20th April.
Christopher Barnes
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Zachary Foster
What happens once the rapefugees get EU passports?
Ian Gutierrez
>get a fucking job edition Had to leave the country to do that desu.
Lucas Wilson
What do you do in America?
Alexander Perry
>B-but the point is Andrew.
Angel Flores
You say that ethnic genocide via poles is no different to ethnic genocide via arabs
We don't want any immigration, we want our country to be majority English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish, not Polish/Bulgarian/Romanian/Latvian
Bentley Lee
The concept of 'Whiteness' is an American invention stemming from the sad fact that everyone here is a fucking mutt.
The reality is that unless they are English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish, they don't belong anywhere near the British Isles. At best they should have residency but not full citizenship with voting rights.
Jace Watson
Don't get too comfortable with the idea that Johnny Rotten is /ourguy/, lads. Just last year he said Brexit was horrible and that Trump supporters were a hateful and ignorant minority:
I think he just says whatever he thinks will please people on the spot.
Isaiah Long
>feels like a dream >daily politics on >about to trigger A. 50
Comfy times lads
Leo Kelly
Culturally enrich them with my Anglo seed.
Nicholas Robinson
>Live near best city to find a job. >Still NEET
Xavier Clark
near Cambridge and in Cambridge is a huge difference
Matthew Ortiz
>45 MINUTES
Thomas James
Manchester is a bit gay 2bh because it isn't a Port city and don't have any good ships and stuff
Liverpool is better, it's where the queen was born
Jaxon Bailey
i guess everyone else forgot about it too lel
Jayden Gray
>'My whole life has been a lie': World War II veteran comes out as transgender at the age of NINETY (and says she knew she was female at the age of three)
>Patricia Davies has opened up about living as a transgender woman at 90 >The brave pensioner, from Leicestershire, says she couldn't 'live a lie' anymore >She stayed in the closet for fear of being forced to have electric shock treatment >After losing her wife of 63 years, Patricia decided to start living as her true self >She now wears women's clothes and takes the female hormone oestrogen
Jace Reyes
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Lincoln Sullivan
Does anyone have the full video of David Starkey telling Nick Robinson to shut up before going on to compare the EU to Rome and May to Henry VIII?
Luis Robinson
...Anonymous (ID: pg7GmY6C) 03/29/17(Wed)11:45:00 No.118772813 Anyone just watch BBC news with those booty blasted Bristolians saying the referendum based on lies because we were told we were gonna stay in the single market
Asher Thompson
So when will the BBC fire Andrew Neil? He always instantly jumps on Remainians and calls out their bullshit when they try to rewrite history and spin garbage. Paddy Ashdown is getting completely btfo right now on Daily Politics.
Leo Cook
what part of leicestershire?
Ian Thomas
Nobody is safe
Henry King
Neil's their new Paxo They can't touch him atm
Connor Cooper
>to Henry VIII Every fucking time
Chase White
...
Gavin Davis
Neil BTFOs everyone. He's pretty fair.
Mason Rivera
that's the entire reason my dad votes against Scottish independence.
>"new paperwork? fuck that!"
Connor Hall
I want a cock inside me lads I want to wrap my legs around a strong man while he pounds me and makes me squeal
Christian Miller
can someone post the stir last night's haggis pic?
Hudson Russell
>tfw too intelligent to be an MP or run the country
why are the best people just commentators whilst parliment gets filled with literal retards
Joseph Diaz
>bbc employs token alpha (paxman, clarkson, neil) >mystified why population likes them and they crush leftists in debates
Jayden Williams
Please stay in Scotland.
Tyler Rodriguez
are you a gril or a passable trap?
Christopher Lee
Naked cuddles are the best, the feeling of two penises touching is so nice
>Flights are delayed as a dozen activists break through security at Stansted Airport and chain themselves together on runway to stop failed asylum seekers being deported
>The left-wing protesters were part of three groups including End Deportations >The runway was closed at about 10pm resulting in eight flights being diverted >Activists were trying to stop 100 immigrants going back to Nigeria and Ghana
>The protesters were part of three groups called End Deportations, Lesbians and Gays Support the Migrants and Plane Stupid.
>'People are being rounded up in the middle of the night based on their perceived nationality, forced on to planes in undisclosed locations and strapped down in their seats with no one witnessing the violence they're facing.
>'Do we really want to live in the sort of society where these violent and secretive mass deportations are being normalised?'
>It costs the UK taxpayer at least an average of £12,000 per year to house someone seeking asylum.
Gavin Roberts
>chinks >human
Lincoln Jackson
Omg how did you know
Trap
Aaron Edwards
How does a literal SBS officer be an actual cuckold?
Justin Hall
post you willy love or i'll cancel Brexit
Parker Campbell
yeah, but the BBC isn't
Lucas Miller
There was a tranny called Ailsa on The Chase yesterday. Twitter went bananas. Try #thechase if you want a laugh.
Austin Lopez
but frogs are?
Carson Foster
What the fuck man. Kill yourself.
Jaxson Morris
Paddy does realise that the EU carries disadvantages as well advantages right? The idea is to get as much good stuff as we can and then use the new found freedom to supplement and eventually grow.
Carson Gomez
Can't you just land on them? These fucking traitors need to pay.
What the fuck makes people do shit like this?
Evan Perry
I will sort you out ;)
Xavier Hughes
Did I hurt your little feelings? Guess you've got to pack up with all your frog buddies and go back to
Owen Wright
get a good deal!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Julian Phillips
>This whiny Numale from the SNP again FUCK OFFFF
Robert Anderson
He lost his other arm fighting a big frog.
Lincoln Fisher
...
Samuel Edwards
I wonder if that's actually tasty.
Grayson Perez
Sup Forums here, fuck all you cunts. Today is the first day on our path to disastor. You fucking uneducated neet fucks have ruined the future of our country, less jobs, less economical growth, less public funding, more police state control all because you were scared of a fucking person with a different colour skin or different language. Fucking pathetic.
Landon Carter
Kek what a poof
Andrew Jones
m a n c h i l d
Luis Nelson
>our country >changing the demographics Fuck off back to your shitty games, kid.
Joseph Campbell
Stop resisting, Eurocucks
Kayden Martin
>We'll see what happens
Joshua Gray
>path to disastor. You fucking uneducated neet fucks
>disastor
wew e w
lad
Landon Rogers
Almost time
Luke Johnson
35 minutes Hans, get ready we're going in dry
Carter Wood
SCUT-LUND!
Andrew Foster
I'm so proud im a faggot
Jayden Anderson
>Sup Forums here stopped reading there go back to complaining about feminism in your bleep bloop gaems
James Cox
Nice numbers lad, i'll suck your willy
Bentley Martinez
>they didn't vote to leave the single market
Bore off, pantsdown.
Camden Brown
>the first day on our path to disastor Finally, let's get it over with.
Kayden Hughes
Morning Władysław. Be a dear and give the guest bathroom a good scrub, my dad was round yesterday and we had a curry.
And don't let me catch you playing that mario game again or I'll report you to the chicken washing factory for taking a second job.
Dominic Young
>tfw Theresa is going to give a staid speech from behind the Despatch Box instead of screaming into the camera like Vince McMahon
Alexander Ross
OCCH AAYYEE THE NOOOO SCOOOOOTTLANDD
Alexander Davis
It should have died in Normandy and have a man take its place in this world.
Chase Harris
If you value wealth over liberty, I'd recommend you move to Germany.
