I am a psychiatrist (PhD) AMA

After doing a careful analysis of the erratic behavior, body language, and general personality of President Drumpf I have summed up an objective conclusion that has been peer reviewed.

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Don't be glib.
Psychiatry is a pseudo science,at best...
Go sell some more pills,faggot.

Hey buddy its been awhile

Fpbp

You must be a trade school monkey who couldnt even graduate high school.

Pills aren't just prescribed to anyone or e default cure

Link me your thesis right now or you're fucking bullshitting everyone about having a PhD. Fucking liar. Do it now.

Its on Google Scholar

Psychiatrists only get degrees for conforming to their Professors ideas of normalcy. Psychiatrists are the ultimate conformists and the first to give in to super pressure from society. In a way they are the original cucks. They normalized homosexuality despite all evidence its abnormal.

TL/Dr: Fuck you nigger.

Link it right now

This is not a question. This is you pretending you are independant of someones ideas when you conform just as mich tothe authority on this imageboard. Difference is , our ideas are empirically studied

And homosexuality is genetic, go back to sophomore year of high school

is it ethical or lawful for you to assess and publish your clinical opinion on people you have not examined?

But I have examined him, just not personally

Queerness is not genetic you idiot. Youre just too pussied to say otherwise. thats why you gave up on your precious education and training and instead of helping people you start them on hormone therapy and cut their fucking dicks up. YOU ARE CRAZY.

It seems you want to come at me with a battle of wits concerning my field, but it appears you came unarmed

If faggotry is genetic then boys that get molested wouldnt almost always grow up to be queer as fuck. You get turned out in prison after loving pussy all your life but a few yearsof sucking nigger dick or getting the shit kicked out of you will feminize nearly any man. faggots make faggots. its a well known fact in the real world where we cant go to sleep with a faggot in the house without waking up with a hand down our shorts or worse.

Did you get your analysis from Ben Carson or that quack Milo kid? Good god, this couldnt be anymore wron

>Someone who makes like ~100k a year judging the "normalcy" of someone who makes like 1mil+ and employs thousands of individuals and manages them appropriately...
Yikes... you have way too much time on your hands, and not enough brain power to run your hamster wheel.

oh! and >never actually met the person.
unethical quack (quck?)

Kill yourself you insufferable faggot, you and you Jew-psychiatry can go sell pharma pills else were you worthless nigger

>be american
>don't know how to spell recommended

>be american
>claim to have a PhD
>don't know how to spell recommended

How does it feel to be a professional pill pusher firmly in the pocket of big pharma?

my psych doctor said he had malignant narcissism and went through DSM point by point picking out what attributes trump displays. I argued it was a persona and its understandable for someone of his social position to have an ego like he does.

I told him he was going to win and he couldn't accept it. Self delusion. SAD!

OK honest question:

How large is your practice and how many pills have you prescribed in the past month?

That information is classified

>can't elect geert
>fall for shitty bait

Why is it wrong to encourage a homosexual to practice celibacy? If a homosexual is a Christian and wants to be saved then he has to practice celibacy. This is true of all sin. If you are a liar you have to stop lying. A thief has to stop stealing. Why are psychiatrists so opposed to encouraging self-restraint for spiritual gain? Its the same exact field that once lobotomized people as a standard procedure that now claims homosexuality is normal.I dont think you motherfuckers know what youre talking about.

Then you have not examined him, you have made observational analyses on public appearances and published data. There is a reason people pay for personal one on one therapy and diagnosis. Sociology and Psychology is a holistic pseudosciences that rely on the culmination of so many different variables that there is no "conclusion" only observations and current hypotheses.

By the way, thats not to say it can't become a full science on day, but we lack the proper tools and understanding of human behavior to make accurate predictions. Granted we're getting better, but give us another 100 years and we'll be doing some bene gesserit bullshit.

EVERYBODY meets criteria from the DSM...except homosexuals. browsing through DSM symptoms will make anyone think they have a problem...except homosexuals.

That sounds about right.

Fantastic AMA. Hope you do it again sometime.

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Happy dope pushing. You fucking quack

>Pills aren't just prescribed to anyone

lol

Do you think its ethical publishing the data of personal clients? Of course not

OK I have another question. What is your opinion of paroxetine? One of the biggest sellers of all time if I'm not mistaken.

What is your opinion of that particular drug? Would you say overall it helps, or hurts?

I am a psychiatrist working in the same line as Joseph Schachter. His "opinions" are just political rants.

You could claim Obama was not fit to serve because he is far too narcissistic.

You could claim Reagan was too old and slipping mentally.

You could claim Ford was too clumsy, Nixon trusted the wrong people, Carter too inexperienced, etc.

The truth is Trump is a little better than average and doing good things for the country economically. He is not mentally ill. Too many psychs don't ever leave their bubble of leftist friends and family. They don't know that there are hardworking, achievement-oriented people out there.

Ignore this guy.

(((psychiatrist)))

>he doesnt know elementary school kids take pills prescribed by "docs" with kids to put through school. all that ritilan and adderall is why boys are built like awkward girls now. Nu-males is another way of saying they took ritilan during puberty.

Too bad you can't prescribe drugs over the internet.... or can you?!!!!

>psychiatrist
Get a real gob instead of conning retards you fuck.

How can I make anticonvulsants at home?

Its dependent on the being of the patient, thats why its always recommended to consult your doctor

Where did I ask you to publish data of personal clients? Size of practice and number of pills in past month pushed. That's all I asked.

Wait a minute, are you Jewish? Is that why you're larping as a shrink? How many shrinks are in your family and how Jewish are you? That's my next question.

So he thinks he's great? Big deal!
Why not look at his actions instead?

Any info pertaining to my personal clients are confidential, why do you want to know this so crucially? You want to commit fraud to illegslly access pills dont you?

Isn't it fantastic how the DSM went from less than 50 pages to thousands of pages? That's awesome we keep discovering new diseases to label people.

The research done to discover those ever occurring new mental disorders is top notch too.

Science at its best.

Psychiatrists are M.D.'s, not Ph.D's. Liar. Fake thread.

Because this mentality makes him a danger to our country

Go fuck yourself, psuedointellectual faggot. Your degree is worth less than a shitstain.
Saged.

You're Jewish right?

>psychiatrist
>PhD
Dude, come on. Psychiatrists are MDs.

Are traps gay?

>mental intellectuals

That's irrelevant, I think you might have ADD

Asinine question

(((joseph schachter)))

>our ideas are empirically studied

O I am laffing.

Is that before or after you give them psychoactives with no regards to drug interaction?

Fellow psych researcher here.

So as a psychiatrist, how do you feel about the left pushing for the normalization of the still classified in the DSM-V Gender Dysphoria (I.e. what they call trans today) in light of the extensive amount of research showing that even under ideal conditions they are prone to depression and suicide and that the only treatment that mildly offsets this is hormone treatment, but that their normalizing and avoiding the underlying mental health issue undermines the serious issue at hand with these people?

I have ADD? Oh no! How do I cure it and get rid of it?

What's that you say? I can't cure it? I can only take the pills you prescribe forever to me?

Well Jeez if you say so doc. Write me up a scrip! Thanks for looking out for me like that.

Don't forget to let me know when I'm all better and won't need the meds anymore. Really appreciate it.

Swim has no moral compass and plots to destroy the world with speech and blood, should swim look for professional help? Is there even help for people like swim?

why are you so gay and why havent you kys yet?

If you deem it necessary, are you willing to fly out to California?

I honestly think I might be on the spectrum. Since starting school again and being forced to interact with people, as well as seeing my performance in certain classes it's growing more and more apparent.
How can I get tested? If I am on the spectrum it wouldn't be that bad, and it wouldn't really bother me that much. I'd just like to know.

Pretty cool thread if real. Just to add legitimacy.

Where do you work?

How long have you been in the game?

What kind of school did you graduate from?


As for your analysis, since it looks like it only addresses the one question, what was the definition of a safe president?

How often do you jerk off and what is your go to site/category

I use benzodiazepines after binging on cocaine and alcohol.

Im fucked?

Homosexuality being genetic has nothing to do with anything. Schizophrenia can be genetic, doesn't mean it isn't an illness.

I also doubt you can say it's fully genetic, and you doing so is making me question how real and straight this is.

I could be there by Sunday afternoon your time.

Wait a second! Aren't you guys being flooded over there in California, with both water and immigrants?

I could safely infer that you at least jave mild aspergers, but I reccommend you contact a specialist where you will undergo a psychiatric evaluation and communications assessment test

That information is classified

Joseph and his technicolour dreamcoat,cocaine addiction,omniscience,anal sex and incest fixations.
Would you agree that this is basically a description of Freud and Psychiatry.

>psychiatrist
>PhD

Is middle school already out?

Your studies definition of a safe president is classified? What fucking good is the study? That's just retarded.

I got a better question now that I know what kind of (((psychiatrist))) you are. How much money do you make off pharma companies that want you to push their pills on your patients?

Obvious b8 is obvious.

>I am a psychiatrist (PhD)

Sorry, missed that part of the question.

A safe president would be someone who is modest, qualified, expierenced, wants to preserve our enviorment from the dangers of carbon emissions, and knows basic spelling

Define qualified
Define experienced

Explain what "qualified, expierenced, wants to preserve our enviorment from the dangers of carbon emissions" would have to do with a psychiatric evaluation.

What was your clinical opinion on his spelling?

Why does your definition of a safe president seem to just run counter to your evaluation of Trump?

So a group of Quacks dislike Teflon Don.
This changes what?

I've already provided that analysis on lic related, I think you might have ADD too.

still waiting on an answer OP, swim might be responsible for your death. What should swim do?

....
THIS.

Come on Sup Forums...

>breaking the goldwater rule

Absolute desperation

What is your opinion on Milo Yiannopoulos and other conservative speakers?

If you were to diagnose Trump what would it be?

Lol thought the same thing. He's either a psychologist fucking lying, or an idiot. Nigger should have an MD.

You're a LARPing faggot who can't even get your damn degree correct. Psychiatry requires an MD or a DO. You said PhD.

Narcissistic personality disorder, ADD, and possible slight dementia

denks turkish man

What are you babbling about?

Loud, brash, but typically anti intellectuals

>Narcissistic personality disorder

You are probably right. He does ignore his wife alot and cares only for himself and his image in public.

There is almost certainly no genuine intimacy between them

And what about speakers that are more on the left side of the political spectrum?
Please answer, I truly want to know.

They could get too smug or compassionately self rightous for their own good, but they at least have orator skills and present facts to their arguments

Aaaaand you're still LARPing.
S A G E

You can't analyse and reach conclusions about someone who you have not even meet in real life dumbass, doesn't matter how good your grades are or how many diplomas you have. God that's basic in psychology, who the fuck is teaching these fags ? All these "scientists" who get involved in politics are pure scum.

You don't honestly think Trump loves his wife do you?

Just because im not a GED vagrant like you doesnt mean were all larping

Psychiatrist
>not M.D

>Trying to diagnose someone you've never met or seen in private life

Hey fucknut; I'm not the one claiming to be a PhD PSYCHIATRIST. That takes a special kind of dumb.

So conservatives are "Loud, brash, but anti-intellectual" for being more open with their ideas? In my experience of being conservative and living with liberals, I have found that most liberals I talk to are not willing to enter a conversation that may have any evidence that does not support their points. Would you like to give me a reason as to why conservatives are more open about their beliefs than liberals?

You seem angry, perhaps youve tried to make it on my field and failed? Maybe you have ADD too.

Maybe if they werent so open their brains wouldnt fall out

Lol. Still haven't realized the issue is you're claiming to be a PSYCHIATRIST. With a PhD. When literally the only requirement to be a psychiatrist is to be a doctor of medicine.

And no I'm not an idiot, why would I join a field of idiots. I'm a Mechanical Engineering grad student studying impact science in football, terminal ballistics and biomechanics.

And you say im larping