Dorp btfo

dorp btfo

ok
moore first

Michael Moore will eat everything on earth.

good

I don't think that disgusting slob qualifies as "human life".

...and then he stuffed his face with a pile of greasy bacon

Only if he takes Moore into space and drops him onto the earth.

That was always the other half of my hedged-bet vote, either MAGA or burn it all down, either is fine.

>On earth

What did he mean by this ?

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

How often do you guys think Moore shits his pants? I ran into him a few times since I work around where he lives and he always smells like sweat and shit.

so... black planet?

Just because your Mexican maid got deported doesn't mean we're all going to starve to death, Mike. Get in the kitchen and make your own god damn sandwich for once.

Probably just has problems wiping properly, if he wipes at all, like most disgustingly obese people.

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>the extinction of human life on earth

we're already on mars, nigger. i'm fuckin' there. we got our own fuckin dune-rovers and shit.

How is this a bad thing?

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Michael Moore blows enough methane out of his ass to cause a mass greenhouse effect. I propose we cut our carbon emissions in half by eliminating Mr. Moore.

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>extinction of human life on Earth

Can't wait

With those sagging jewels and long hair, fat ass looks like some shriveled old woman.