IT BEGINS

IT BEGINS

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no woman are gonna take my job I feel so threatened

This'll end well..

I was just telling someone that Pajeet already does this work for us

in 20 years the computers will be writing the code for all the new robots

even the ones in charge of sterilizing us

So progressive!

>5 yo taking a coding class
yeah, no
I dunno who started this retarded myth that any normie can pick up coding. Unless they mean copy pasta simple function printing "Hello world" on screen.

This shit again...
The good thing about this is that women in coding remain incredibly rare, despite all the money they are wasting on bringing them in.
The only good female developer I know was interested in computers when she was 6 years old and it's her undying passion to this day.

>t. university teacher
>95% of students are male
>the remaining female students pass math classes but consistently fail at coding on a regular basis except for a few notable exceptions

i wonder how feminists are reacting

>coding

They'll get bored fast!

>coding classes

Now it's time to hack russians back!

>Teaching a five year old to code

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>When girls code

LOOK AT ME!!!

it's exactly like girl gamers

topkek is that shit real?

literally just divide a recipocal

>Inverse square root vs a number generator

And you know this how?
Because that's just not happening anytime soon, my neger.

lmao which one of you punters is shalom

>implying right isn't cleaner and easier to maintain.

Coding/Logic is going to be the new Arithmetic.

Coding for kids is just doing logic puzzles, for adults it may be writing a small script, or compiling baby's dice simulator.

>The only good female developer I know was interested in computers when she was 6 years old and it's her undying passion to this day.

It has to be a passion, or at least a strong interest for males or females. If you don't have that passion nothing is going to drive you to stay up till 2 a.m. debugging. I have about 2,000 lines of code I need to write, that I am very much not passionate about. So it has sat here for three months while I've worked around it. But, if I ever want to transition to a new role, it needs to be done because I would feel bad about training my replacement on a bunch of hacks and workarounds.

tl;dr - male or female, lack of passion equals shitty code

This is fake right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

For anyone wondering what the code on the left does.

I know a programmer who was better when he was 12 than every adult programmer I know. 5 (or 6, I dunno how old she'll be in the summer) is a bit young to be programming, but I imagine for that age it'll be mostly just programming logic and understanding basic loops. Just introductory shit, stuff anyone could grasp at a pretty young age.

It's something for a kid to do with her mom over the summer that isn't useless. Most girls I grew up with did horseback riding or swim, but this is fine too.

fuck this shit annoys me. My wife spent four years at University studying Computer Science to graduate with honours and at the end of it all it was just her and one other lady left. Every other stupid vapid cunt faced whore who thought coding would be cool changed majors when the math got hard yet they bitch and moan there aren't enough women in stem and try to ride on her coat tails.

Fuck this kike and her rat faced child you don't get good by taking a coding class you get good through determination mathematics and logic subjects that most modern day whores despise.

WTF I hate women in programing now!

Does she work at GGG?

>It has to be a passion, or at least a strong interest for males or females. If you don't have that passion nothing is going to drive you to stay up till 2 a.m. debugging.

That's true for males, and it's disproportionally untrue for females. The number of males who keep going no matter what, despite all the shit that is in their path is much larger than that of similarly inclined females.

And we care about this vapid shiksa because?

Quick! Jump on the opportunity and make a coding course (for young girls) and rake in all the $$$ mothers will throw at you! This is your 3rd chance to walk away with a quarter million in revenue while learning to code (for girls) is all the rage!

You're asshurt for literally no reason, Because they're guna dabble in something your wife does?

For fucks sake, nobody said she becomes an expert after taking a fucking class. Are you fucking retarded or something? I bet you aren't even married you fucking fat lonely faggot.

You don't even know if it's something you want to do until you give it a shot. This is just introducing her kid to opportunities. Even if it's just a PR move (which seems likely) nothing bad can come of it. Maybe it sparks an interest and her kid ends up being a determined coder, or maybe it doesn't and she decides to go into architectural drafting or raises rare pig breeds. Either way nothing bad can really come from this, other than rustling your jimmies.

Makes no sense.
She must be being paid to do it.

She will never in her life need to code, neither will her rich daughter.

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She's not even hot.

int sum(0);
for ( int i(0); i < b; ++i )
sum += a;
return sum;

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>118807456
no fuck you this is literally grill gaymers and you stupid newfaggots cant see the tinge of cultural marxisim ready to fuck you arses.

lol no

What the fuck is this forced female coder meme.

Hello World is also easier to maintain than Googles search algorithm.

FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

GO TAKE A DUMP TRUCK DRIVING CLASS YOU FUCKING CUNT

F U C K Y O U

Never liked "Ivanka", FUCK YOU for pushing this bullshit. FUCK OFF.

This is worse than gore

It's not when you need to go through 10000 lines and like 6500 of them are comments

She is unimpressive. Just a rich girl who married a rich jew. She must stay out of politics.

What is she even trying to do?
Do these people even have a purpose to what they are doing or are they just doing trivial shit for attention?

Non-coder here but dabbled in javascript shit in highschool, what exactly is she doing here?

I see a bunch of error messages?

cnn will find some way to attack this.

that's from quake3's source code. neat.

beyond3d.com/content/articles/8/

THIS. The Ivanka 2024 meme needs to die.

she's going backwards and forwards through random file directories

the cd/ls shit isn't even coding, it's just linux terminal, I think anyway

Jesus fucking kike on a stick i hope AI exterminates us all.

Is her daughter a genius who will take adult coding class, or...

>used to oversee a tech department for a company who made conferencing software

If I saw any prospective employee doing code like on the right, they wouldn't be considered. Current employee? I'd do my best to have them fired. You're wasting valuable disc space with the fucking comments, oh and the fucking ^_^ shit. This ain't no motherfucking game bitch.

Seriously, fire your ass and deny your unemployment by saying you were incompetent tier nigger shit.

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>be comp sci major at uni year ago
>talking to pretty cool chick who is also comp sci
>shes also a total qt
>she tells me about a "womens only" STEM convention she went to with another chick
>she wanted to learn something about programming
>instead it was 85% empowerment bullshit from non comp sci women
>huge waste of time
>she originally learned how to program from her dad, who was a software engineer
>offered a scholarship based on her gender
>didn't take it because she thought it was wrong
>mfw

Meanwhile most women dropped out after the entry level classes. Some of these feminist chicks will bitch all day long about the lack of women in comp sci and then proceed to bitch about how hard and tough web design and entry programming is.

she's trying to impress people by putting up something that resembles code. she's a model, not anywhere close to competent with real code.
all she's doing there is moving between file directories

also the tweet is real, her followers are bought

>return 5
>&& b < a
what the fuck?
that memory waste though

If you had a monitor on my heartrate and an EEG it would look like an earthquake is going on after I looked at that

Actually it sounds like a great idea.

Human beings are unable to have complex thoughts without language. A 2 year old is able to absorb language passively then create structures in their brain to make thoughts with words.

Math and programming are merely languages adapted for expressing ideas without emotion, something I am sure a year old could learn if introduced properly.

She's attempting to find a directory called "code".
"cd .." moves you backwards in a directory, ie closer to the root. She only manged to move twice, the rest is misspelled or wrong.

cd = change directory
she's just being retarded and trying to open a folder that doesn't exist on command row in unix, literally nothing else

>arses
God damn I hate Australia.
Cry more, faggot.
>waaaaaaaaaah
Yah, she's retarded. Either on purpose or she's too stupid to realize she's stupid.
>the tweet is real, her followers are bought
figures

she wrote a program to concatenate "Hello" and "World" and can't find the directory where she saved it and needed to show it to everybody

can some codefags redpill me on what i am seeing.

Or perhaps her dreams of being a drafter reach and end and she leads America to single party national socialist ideal.

normies eat that shit up but this will induce vomiting to anyone that has more than a semester of CS classes under their belts

>guy scripted a top-tier efficient inverse root algorithm

>girl copied and pasted from stack overflow some shitty memwaste that calculates higher number from 2 integers full of useless comments

the guy then gets shit in the tweets or whatever the fuck you call em

I know this has been posted thousands of times on Sup Forums and everytime retards fall for the bait (that tweet is fake), but womyn being retarded and all, I can see similar comparisons being drawn in a professional environment.

Girls can't begin to fathom how marvelous this Fast Inverse Square Root implementation was at the time, and the genius that thought of it has never been credited (no, it is not John Carmack, the actual author remains unknown to this date)

She and Barron can rule the web together

left = inverse square root function (no comments because it's meant to be used internally, iirc it's from Quake's source code)
right = nonsense. it doesn't even calculate the result properly and half of the checks are not needed. also see

Fuck off with that circumcised whore we here on the shaky isles want nothing to do with your Talmudic debauchery. Want to get girls interested in coding? get them interested in math and cull the stupid ones out of the gene pool.

wow her daughter looks jewish as fuck

>mathematics

my ladyfriend is not a coder herself but the manages coding teams... according to her without any math skills you will never be able to survive long term in a coding career and you will never hit top tier. everyone on the teams are just fucking amazing at math. good coding is a "symptom" of high level math skills/talent.


to me it sounds like math is ice skating and "coding" is hockey. you can learn the rules and have good stickwork but if you never learn the basics of skating you are not going pro.


i dont know why all the focus is on coding. it should be on math.

It's John carmack I believe

> no "What the fuck?" on the right

Hungary is like the only country that pays coders well, because every ceo is a retarded ex-commie

The civilized world hires 20 million poo-in-loos and pays them minimum wage

>Do these people even have a purpose to what they are doing or are they just doing trivial shit for attention?

validation is the most addictive drug you can give a woman

pretty much what i expected then

>Arab-ella
>Arab
wat

CIA MEMETIC WARFARE DIVISION IS CONFIRMED

The one on the right has a bunch of useless, unneeded shit that would just drain memory and it's function is completely pointless.

error

> on the left
my bad

This always triggers me, without fail.

it's ara-bella stupid burger

>1999
>learn BASIC
>don't even talk about it because you don't want to look like a computer-loving dweeb and repel girls
>fast forward 18 years later
>"hey girls let's take a coding class, coding is so cool, omg user will you help us with my CSS?"
wtf, I feel like I shouldn't even complain desu

how yall gnna code at 5 years of age

i thought coding requires logic

sure it is...

I guess you could wonder from an 'ethical' point if this is 'right' or not. You're basically indoctrinating a kid to code.
But then again, It's the same as parents teaching their youngings to play an instrument or draw/paint.
I don't mind it at all, but I can see the 'progressive left' going 'BUT THAT'S NOT HER CHOICE' and shit.

But people learning to do stuff VERY YOUNG generally end up outclassing anyone without much effort. Human kids are wonderful machines.

Sure. My only point was that this has no negative consequences for the kid. The only negative shit than CAN come from it is the press picking it up and using it to push an agenda that ends up driving more diversity laws. but I just don't see that happen. The minute it starts eating into profits companies will drop shitty employees, regardless of gender, like a hot potato. Or they'll be dragged down by them. Either way it won't last.
>fuck off
Nah. You have no power over anyone here you impotent fuck.

I'm all for getting anyone and everyone interested in bettering themselves, but bitching about it when they make an attempt on the pretense that they might have some shifty underlying agenda isn't helping that at all. It's just bitching.

>circumcised whore
wut

>No child can learn a language before 5 years.

I'm 3 weeks into programming and it's annoying me

she's supposed to be "hot supermodel but also smart programmer gurl too ;)" but can't even work a bloody cd command? Do I get to call myself a programmer now?

>i(0)
what ungodly language uses this??

Coding is shitty blue-collar work anyways. Let women handle the coding if they want

Men should go into Finance, government, Big law, things that actually matter and change the world

leave the shitjobs to the less capable people, while you go on to lead the world

Not true at all, having worked as a coder for years, met many other coders over my time, maths certainly helps but isn't the be all end all of learning to code, I'm truth problem solving is the true skill one needs, a mind that can't wrap itself around a problem can learn coding like it's nothing.

>you're not the boss of me i'm the boss of you
Fuck off niggardly Jew i will post what i want.

>Big law

oh fuck big law.

come stand in the arena with the gladiators!

you should be worried, if they express interest like that out of nowhere. most of the time they just want to use you, and don't actually care about coding at all. this is gamergate 2.0, they just want to infiltrate the coding community, just like what happened to video game journalism.

we've been advocating "anyone can learn to code!" for so long now, and now we see the results.