/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Tuck me gently edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts reception for Senators 3/28/17
youtu.be/UiuKnaL-yR8
>Pres Trump signs EO on Energy Independence 3/28/17
youtu.be/OdkThe_O50M
>Pres Trump meets w/Fraternal Order of Police 3/28/17
youtu.be/TDJ1wU0Wuok
>Pres Trump signs HJR 37, 44, 57, 58 (antiregulation) 3/27/17
youtu.be/nnnEGeUDwCU
>Pres Trump roundtable w/Women Small Biz Owners 3/27/17
youtu.be/Vqy4nqqFe_0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #9 3/24/17
youtu.be/ZGt6lkLApuo
>Pres Trump meets Medal of Honor Recipients 3/24/17
youtu.be/LWhzEfdjeHg
>Pres Trump statement on Healthcare Law 3/24/17
youtu.be/7F2pGAhaiSI
>Pres Trump hosts Greek Independence Day party 3/24/17
youtu.be/nHC0lNmTfrM
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Physical Remawoooval

Thanks for helping me destroy America with gay degenerate catgirl anime.

t. Soros

Any other Americans feeling kind of left out of the whole "Brexit" thing? Maybe we should hold our own referendum to leave the EU...

*flips papers*

Stop getting drunk

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We didn't get a spilt did we?

AHHH EAT SHIT JOE

realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/03/28/sean_spicer_vs_april_ryan_if_the_president_puts_russian_dressing_on_his_salad_you_say_its_a_connection.html

Damn, the spice is hot this week.

Liberals are soo crazed they want to remove the color
>white
From the crayon box

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Fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people!

kek bill oreily should have never apologized that shit was funny haha

>awoo
>catgirl

>awoo
>anime

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What's this I heard about Trump removing LGBTQ from US census?

Hey if we flood YouTube videos that aren't political with pro-trump discussion out of nowhere, wouldn't YouTube flag those videos for being "advertiser unfriendly"?

Even if the case is that they automatically closed caption and flag videos via that, I could see this working because of margin or error, and comments revealing what the content of a video is.

Could the same thing not be applied to Twitter, as well and break the fake news narrative?

Central Command Commanders confirmed Russians are aiding the Taliban

Based britbongs.

LET US TALK ABOUT LIBERALISM

IF YOU GOT THE SACK?

youtu.be/7SIo9hATT-c

awoo~

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>tfw the first lady of the united states is an undisputed 10/10 babe

People will no longer be asked about their sex fetishes.

Why is this a holiday? And do they really hate the color white so much that they want to remove anything white? Why don't they start tearing off their skin so they can die already?

>[sounds of a black man wheezing, laughing hysterically in the distance]

what happened?

Turnabout is fair play

He apologized? I thought he was old enough to not give a fuck.

The assault on LGBT people continues unabated. This is indefensible!

>FLOTUS still playing the not English influence role
What game is she playing?

Jim Sciutto is a former Obama political appointee masquerading as a serious journalist. He's a hack.

Why does she keep falling on doorknobs?

Didn't the US also provide support to the Taliban? I mean, that was kind of how they got started, wasn't it? In fact, I think that was the explicit reason we armed them.

demographic destiny of north america is so shit fuck

Brock's crew on maximum RHEEE over O'Rly

O'Queef btfo

Nice one.

NEVADAWOO~

Yea it was a whole big hoopla with people branding him as a racist.

>when your entire squad becomes a /tg/ meme

smells like bullshit. russia would not aid kebab

Awooooo~

It was never the government's business to know.

>census no longer collects information on sexuality
>a bad thing
Just more proof that the gays behind the LGBT movement are retarded.

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L-iberty
G-uns
B-eer and
T-rump

They sign the reppeal and replace of the Arabian Care treatment by calling article 50.

Every woman Trump beats cuts off her hair and becomes a dyke.

It's like Trump's superpower or something.

Pence must be so happy right now. Bundo is going to be spoiled tonight.

Good afternoon (?), y'all. What have I missed today?

>Oh no! The government doesn't want to know my sexual orientation, or how I fuck my 2 spirits partner with a 12" dragon dildo! How else will someone know I'm a special snowflake! REEEEEEE!!!

He's been around long enough to know that apologies won't change a single mind. It just shows that the opposition has you on a leash.

Those your guardsmen?

He's right, you know

lol'd

Did someone just become /ourguy/?

Yeah, that data would only have proved that nobody is "born that way" because of social acceptance leading to skyrocketing growth rates

West Cali can fuck off into the ocean aaaany minute now.

Awoovement~

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU WITH YOUR GENITALS!!

>Who cares what the fuck you do between four walls behind closed doors
Seems like it's more important for mentally disturbed people than the rest of the United States of America being shoved "tolerance" down their throats.

That's funny, I thought WE were the ones who armed the Taliban in the first place. To fight Russia, no less.
Also what's with this dissonating narrative?
>Russia meddled in the election to get Trump elected so they can make the US more pro-Russia
>Russia is actively working to damage America and make us their enemy
Aren't these mutually exclusive ideas?

inb4 rob schneider is literally hitler

So cuck Schumer actually yelled at a woman for being a Trump supporter? The dude is totally unhinged.

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What's with "setting a precedent" narrative in regards to using the nuclear option for Gorsuch? Didn't Dems already set the precedent by inventing the nuclear option and then using for over 100 appointments?

Is that his actual tweet? If so, he might be Aus after all.

>the first steps have been taken to begin a gay holocaust

Already did back in 1776.

Why did nobody tell me there was an app to see when Mattis drones Brown people?

Nah I was in /wip/ when the meme was born

In retrospect it did look like I was claiming responsibility though

The USA is also supporting the Taliban, last time I heard.

>Likely
>Some kind

These Jewish tricks hold no power here

So how does gay being synonymous with popularity (in liberal bastions), and thus people saying they are "gay", prove that gays aren't born that way?

Not to speak to one agenda or another, but you are stretching real hard with that implication.

Cute!

>not homocaust

>when spiceman btfo's a gorilla

Yea his party is in terminal decline and literally nobody is paying attention to them other than thier historically low-rated, sycophantic media shills and twitter bots.

Good, census should ask for as little as possible

>heheh Rob Schneider is *record scratch* a Nazi!

feels good man

awoovement

And she was a Democrat...

So the GOP has a majority in the senate and the house

Still it feels like Trump is stuck in the mud and can't do anything.

When is winning coming back?

>cuts off her hair and becomes a dyke.
>becomes a dyke.
>becomes
user, she was born that way.

Spot on. Bill was always a turd though. Tucker would have never apologized.

This is what happens when Jews lose power.
I call it the Mike Pence Offensive.

>Mohammed
>Abdul
>Ahmed
Great, they just cited the muslim name of every male - possibly even female - in the ME.

>Not collecting information on homos
>First step

but it didnt happen

So does Pakistan our ally

what redpilled him so much?

>jap wolfgirl
>with maga hat
>in front of union jack
>posted by canadian
fuck when did we become the multiculturalists

This, not mad at russia, its the game, but if they keep it up then any deal with them is out the window, they blow their chance at working with Trump

hollywood

Oh. That user who made those guardsmen did us a favor.

NO YOU STUPID FUCK, THE PAKISTANIS SUPPORTED THE TALIBAN IN THE MID 90'S AFTER THEY POPPED UP TO OVERTHROW THE WARLORDS LEFTOVER FROM THE SOVIET INVASION.

Goddamn. We've been at war for over 15 years and you're still buying memes from DailyKos.

Isnt this good for homo rights? Now they have more privacy

awooovement

Who's the dude on the right