Meanwhile, on medieval Sup Forums

>Meanwhile, on medieval Sup Forums...

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START INHALING TOBACCO, SQUIRE

The Jews are the cause of all our problems.

Verily I say unto thee: Luther did not one thing wrong.

>Your baby looks like it would make a fine toasted garlic Matzo, Mr. Whiteman. How much?
>Waddya mean not for sale? I'm literally offering you hard cash for it. It's a profit for you.
>White people Chaim, they never change.

Fucketh thy niggers

I say, the people who charge usury for a lend in precious metals should be banned from our duchy.

Impressive, very nice.

Alas a great fire has broken out at the castle! who the fuck brings torches to a party?

Look at this knife, abydocomists would have you ban this

Gunpowder weapons are a meme, this shit will never catch on

Give me full plate and a broadsword any day

Ree, I say. Ree!

But mauris have exterminated them even before catholic heresy. How do their sinful souls found the way into our world?

NORMANS GET OUT REEEEEE

Ah off to the monastery to study philosophy! I cannot wait to only learn about the greeks and sandniggers!!!

>stop paying taxes

>Luther
>Not a Jewish puppet

I will never live there
It hurts

>Normans
>white

>tfw the qt blacksmith's daughter noticed me today

What is medieval Sup Forums's excuse for not owning a sword?

That`s still much better, than your cold irons, that are so useless, papist heretics had to ban peasants use of arbalests.

ICELANDIC VIKING HERE YA ?!?!?

BATTLING IT OOOT WITH DE A SEA SERPENTS BY MUH THUNDUR PALLM !!!

>I heard of an enchanted land beyond the great blue sire.

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I'm too poor to buy one mi lord... I'm but a humble dirt farmer

But if the monarch can't draw taxes from the entire realm, how can he pay for wars aginat the Scaracens?

> I will never live in polovetsky horde during it`s demise.
Good for you.

Hey guys these herbs help prevent disea-

*burned at the stake for witchcraft*

I'm a Norman, and let's be honest, your women can't resist that BMC.
Your women are literally getting
>Pillaged

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we ARE viKANGZ

Serfdom.

DAILY REMINDER THAT Sup Forums IS A CATHOLIC BOARD

LUTHERANS GET OUT

Who do you hate more?

The heretics, the saracenes, the heathens, the moors or the hebrews?

I IS A KANG

bow to me white ppl

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THEY'RE ALL HERETICS DAMMIT!

Im fucking serious anons we need to stop king Kazimierz from importing those israeli ""refugees"".

>(((Templars)))

Put that shit away. Hashish is for Turkroaches.

Lets kill all these pesky cats! They must be the cause of this plague!

*Lose Constantinople*

Alas, it is great to be a mighty christian and not a pagan!

*Get invaded by Moors*

By the blood of christ! I will become a monk!

*Become chaste and let the lower classes out breed you*

>not shaping an off-the-books sword from fired clay

diddley doodley bix nood

where de english women at

MASSIVE
HOLY, ROMAN, IMPERIAL
PHALLUS

Did you already eat a Tupinambá warrior, Sup Forums?

I'm glad to be a Tupinambá. We make the best warriors and our flash is very disputed between inferior races like Tapuias and Aimorés. Those shitskins cannot afford to be competent at something and they always need our flesh to act like a man.

How do you hunt bear with this, I bet this will go out of fashion faster, than these powder-pipes?

Hmm... some of these symbols repeat? I wonder what it means.

>What is manorialism ?

Who's a poacher of king's deer here?

Luther is my priest, not the stupid papist Satan. Rome is a den of whores. Munster stronk! Annabaptists are the true faith.

The black death was caused by catholic paganism.

IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST THEN THE VENETIANS WILL INVADE YOUR CITY TONIGHT!

>be heathen
>lose to poorer classes
lmao

>Lutherans
>Medieval
My word, it seems as if some of these unknown men are from the future.

>He doesn't own a bow

would that work as anything but a brittle blunt weapon?

Porn on pol, ban this faggot please.

Pay doomsday tax

The (((Venetians))).

I just killed 3 home intruders with my crossbow the pope wants to ban. AMA

1 lend money from jews
2 expel jews
3 ????
4 profit

Those fucking germanics destroyed everything

We are in a dark age


Now we have to see their ignorant pig faces trying to sound smart

Alchemist propaganda BTFO!

The English yoeman will always be free with our yewlongbows. Crossbows are for n00bs.

Costs a lot. Needs constant care. A lot of fuckers sell shitty swords polished with spit so that they will shine but break on a first strike.

>be christcuck
>follow a semetic pussy religion
>Burn ancient pagan texts and kill pagans
>lose land to Muslims and Asiatics
>die from plague and starvation

Kek

>Bow
Get off my board fudd

What do you mean the earth is ROUND?
What kind of a fucking slav would believe that nonsense.

guys
my crops been cursed by a witch
what do

what arrowhead should i get? i heard bodkins were a meme

unironically this

Fucking Venice.

Who's up for a Crusade aginst these assholes? Indulgences are on me.

What's the medieval version of the Bogdanoffs?

Calvary BTFO!

>implying mods care about Sup Forums anymore


newknave

Crossbows should be BANNED. No peasant needs to be able to pierce plate armor from long distance.

You can't even use a crossbow to hunt. Just try to shoot a rabbit with a crossbow, there'll be nothing left.

we have a problem with moors coveting our peoples women in fair Hispania. what shall we do about it?

A traveler came through the other day, selling water strainers or something that he says removes the feces that floats downstream.
Good man, though a little strange.

I think a Moor just raped my girlfriend while raiding our village but she was moaning like a slut the whole time and not even resisting fucking moors why can't we just murder them all

>faggots everywhere worshiping retarded bullshit in a massive circlejerk

looks about right OP

Send them back to Africa.

Thou vermin, slither like snakes and rattle like gold, for the Semites are demons in the waiting. We must expel this cursed force from our lands at once.

>Calvary
you leave writing to the experts there, peasant

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Fuck the HRE

Is someone deliberately wiping their ass with the parchment before they tack their notices onto the board?

Seriously you guys it smells like shit.

Why doesn't the town crier clean this thing.

tfw too smart to be Catholic

Oh shite.
I heard of this land of Africa. This kang mansa musa handed out fiddy gorrillion in gold and has ten stone of huge titty slaves he shares with his men.

Africa must be beautiful. How could we ever compete with their wealth and civilization? Our Lord most expensive item is a tin ring.

>tfw not a noble
>have to repurpose my fucking scythe

>sticks versus heavy cavalry.

LMOA 1 knight is worth 10 men at arms stupid serf

Thou shalt have kept thine mouthpiece closed, serf.
We art coming for thee.

>be pagan
>follow literal trees and personification of materialist desires
>burn ancient texts like the christians (who also on the other archived many old texts and manuscripts), but act more niggerish because muh LITERAL ONEEYED CUKK ON A FUCKING TREE REALM
>doesn't realize he is part of the D&Q plan

How can there a sunset AND the plants grow AND weather and so on if there is one god. it makes no fucking sense. CHRISTKEKS BTFO.

really anything will do at close range. Most of these outlaws have no means to acquire real armor.

ban assault carriages

Not enough wood sire. We cannot build the ships to set sail. Wood needed.

I cannot tell who is who, all I can tell that their women carve for superior coloniser cock.

Mauris can be converted. Pagans can be converted. Moors can be converted. Herecy can be burned to the ground.

I don't care much about any of them.

The world isn't flat you imp! I'm tell ye the world is round!

If your country didn't have so many smelly celts, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not the chariot's fault.

I've heard our glorious king want to do something about that, wanna join in, Fleming?

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> be pagan
> kill all the "excess" children
> be converted, because wife has converted and educated your "non-excess" children to be Christians

N-no thanks [spoiler]m'lord[/spoiler] I'll just be here waiting until the Netherlands get formed