>enter Montreal convenience shop >pick up a Cookies n Cream bar and a 6-pack of beer >go to the register >I say hello >"en francais?" >look at him for a second and don't say anything, just waiting for him to take my money >stares at me as if I didn't hear him >"I zaid in French" >tell him I know what he said, I just want to play for my things and leave >"geh ze fok oot of mai zstore you clown" >tell him no problem, put the things back where I found them and give him a little wave as I leave
Amazing province you have there, don't want to separate from Canada but also don't want to be subjected to Canadian language laws. I'm all for you guys seceding, let's get a move on move it or lose it.
Dominic Bennett
>being surprised that canada sucks >cockshit store clerk knows French language is dying so rapidly he has to harass customers and loses out on business damn leaf country sucks
David Diaz
You know how I know your story is a lie? Quebecer only work in franchised convenience stores like Couche-Tard or Jean-Coutu and that kind of attitude would they get insta fired.
All other stores are owned by Pakis or Chinks and some of them speakr French.
Carson Morgan
No, Canada and Quebec do not suck, just a good percentage of their needlessly snooty people just suck. It's a province that should become it's own nation just so it can inevitably fail and come crawling back to us and accept the BAC.
Liam Wilson
This
John Allen
>You know how I know your story is a lie? Quebecer only work in franchised convenience stores like Couche-Tard or Jean-Coutu and that kind of attitude would they get insta fired >the convenience store owner is going to fire himself
You know how I know you're retarded? The man might not have the law behind him but then again I'm not a master of the law, philosophically speaking he has every right to kick me out of his store for any reason.
Isaac Miller
>meanwhile we spend millions printing french on everything for the rest of the country Just leave already but the liberal government will never let that many cucked leftist shill welfare queens ever leave.
Cooper James
>White quebecer owning a convenience store in Montreal
The Anglo hasbara machine does not stop.
Thomas Walker
You live on the other side of the fucking Atlantic, so why don't you replay my experience in your crystal ball just so I confirm if you have all the correct details?
Brayden Morris
>BAC You're from Alberta? t.Quebecois expat
Elijah Price
Big anglo(phone) cock
Noah Collins
>drapeau canadien >il n'est pas capable de parler français
Pauvre con. Tu aimes être ignorant? Sale bête...
Matthew Moore
>go into a Tims, Subway or any sort of fast food whenever I drive through Quebec >Speak in semi-fluent French, but quite obviously have an accent >Counter people just speak to me in English anyways, even if its worse than my French It doesn't make any sense.
Daniel Evans
Sigh. This a backlash to the hordes of mongrels living in Montreal, many of which care little for Quebec or Canada. Imagine for a second that there were a millions frenchies in Toronto, many of which work in the service industry, and that that many of them would refuse to learn english or serve you in english. So yeah, there's some hostility to outsiders there, and the reason for this is minority rights. Anglocucks have a parallel society in QC with their own unis, newspapers, TV channels, and this encourages non-whites coming in and speaking/working in english only. >Sup Forumsack >thinks xenophobia is bad
Lucas Peterson
>enter Toronto convenience shop >pick up a Cookies n Cream bar and a 6-pack of beer >go to the register >I say Bonjour >"Ching Chong Nig Nog" >look at him for a second and don't say anything, just waiting for him to take my money >stares at me as if I didn't hear him >"Nig Nog Ching Chong" >tell him I know what he said, I just want to play for my things and leave >"Chang Chong Ching" >tell him no problem, put the things back where I found them and give him a little wave as I leave
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Okay, so tell me where exactly you found this needle in the stack of hay? I'll go check in two weeks and we'll see about your 'experience'.
I'm willing to be that you'll tell me that it was 'real in your mind' when I get there and end up face to face with Xin/Hassem/Pajeet.
Bentley Stewart
This isn't about targeting a fucking piss of convenience store owner it's about the bigger picture of a province so far up it's own ass they actively and consciously forget they're a subject of the Crown and forever will be.
Where did I say xenophobia is bad? I love xenophobia. I have no problem being treated like shit, it would be a lot more admirable to treat an "outsider" like shit if they were actually an outsider and not your apparent fellow countryman.
such is life in Toronto
Connor Brooks
>American >not speaking American
Get out right now.
Xavier Taylor
> if they were actually an outsider and not your apparent fellow countryman. Like i said, it's a backlash against the innumerable english speakers in Montreal. There's a dividing line in that city - west of St-Laurent, arguably, it becomes less and less likely to be served in french, or hear french speakers around you. To reiterate, how would you feel if a million french store owners in Toronto would refuse to serve you in english? Seems surreal and implausible? That's everyday life in Montreal. I don't hate anglos in the slightest, my whole mother's side is from alberta and i have family in many provinces. But there's a siege mentality in MTL, a constant feeling of being invaded and surrounded (which is the case) so people get bitchy.
Lincoln Peterson
here's another hypothetical - Imagine if Alberta's largest city was half french-canadian, and that they consistently voted for the liberal party against the trend of the majority. Imagine also that the albertan french encouraged multiculturalism in their newspapers, and invited a bunch of french-speaking niggers to settle in Alberta and that said nogs all voted liberal and spoke french only. Are you starting to catch my fucking drift there b'y?
Cooper Bell
>6 pack of beer 12 canabucks >cookies and cream chocolate bar 1.25 canabucks >dropping a 20 down and flipping this wannabe frog off...PRICELESS
Jaxson Morris
>be me >high school freshman >gf is French, moved here year before >me her and buddy are hanging put >He gets call from French Canadian cousin >cousin gets excited and wants to talk to my gf >gf listens to her for a few minutes >hands buddy back the phone >"that's not real french, it's pigfrench"
Parker Hughes
I was on the same drift you were this entire time idiot, I don't know where you think I'm confused or why.
Went and got my stuff from a very nice Quebecois man who gave me some interesting places to visit while I was in the city. Much preferable option.
Dylan Campbell
I'm in Montreal probably twice a week...
Your story is complete and utter shit...Wanna know why?
Cause I'm in Montreal twice a week...I drive in from south of Ottawa...
Give it another try there sport...
Robert Cox
>enter stores in various parts of Montreal >Say hello when opening to signal I don't speak French >if they respond in French, I say "Je suis desolaite, je ne parle pas Francais." >If they don't speak English we do our best >If they do speak English, they smile, compliment me on my accent, and we finish our dealings
OP, how are you such a faggot that you don't understand that being an obstinate asshole will get you nothing no matter where you go in the world? Can't believe my country's hat is so full of cucks.
Unrelated note:
>buddy and I are wandering around Montreal on a Sunday night in suits >meet two chicks outside of a closing bar >go elsewhere for a few drinks >bring them back to our hostel and have a foursome
I think I understand the root of your frustrations, OP.
Brayden Bell
>French Canadian owning a convenience shop in Montreal Nice fairy tale you have there.
Lucas Ortiz
Wait, are you probably in Montreal twice a week or ARE you in Montreal twice a week?
That's some solid reasoning I can't go up against.
I think if you have sex with your male buddy he ceases being your buddy.
Isaac Kelly
Never got that issue and I've been living in MTL for 20 years. The language police exists though, but they're in the minority, people here are chill. Just need to keep the muslims in check and we'll be fine.
Liam Gray
Why the fugg didnt you just say bonjour, je voudrais acheter cette
Idk french but that would work imo. Quit being a dick and just speak french. Your in quebec they speak french
Jose Hall
Should have laughed in his face desu
Aiden Harris
>Not understanding you can have sex with the same women at the same time without ever touching one another
Aaron Thomas
I was putting in a sincere effort to improving my French but gave up when I realized what is happening to France.
sort yourself out, frogs
Nathan Anderson
Imagine if she'd heard any of the regional dialects in quebec besides the 'normal' one
Ayden Williams
What do the Maritimes do if Quebec votes for independence?
Blake Sanders
Every city has a handful of privately owned convenience stores, Montreal isn't an exception. The big Circle K hasn't killed everything yet.
I don't even have to open my mouth, all I have to do is hand him money and receive my items. Greetings aren't free.
I understand that you may enjoy seeing your buddy naked just fine, I don't wanna hear about it. Just accept your homosexual tendencies and sort yourself out.
Carter Butler
>not sticking your finger in your buddies bum while he's rawdogging a French bar slut
and you call yourself a friend
Caleb James
What we've been doing for the past 4 decades: the b'ys get loaded.
Isaac Nguyen
Most of the convenience stores in Montreal have Chinks owners.
Mason Bailey
Yeah that didn't happen. Look, if you're going to LIVE in Quebec, you gotta be prepared to interact in French with everybody you meet. All Quebecers will speak to you in English when they step out of their province, and maybe in New Brunswick too, so you must reciprocate. Now if you are a tourist or simply traveling that's a different story but you might want to be friendly and tell that to whoever might show some hostility towards you.
And the Québécois don't speak like that so here's a (you) and a 3/10, since you did put a minimum of effort in your story
David Turner
>heterosexual sex in the presence of another man is actually homosexual sex
What did he leaf by this?
A missed opportunity, for sure
Nathan Powell
wouldn't you get pissed off if some faggot walked into your store speaking arabic? Do you expect to be treated differently when the roles are reversed?
anglos are entitled cunts
Lucas Ramirez
Hubris will kill it first, you will let go of quebec and take back the Moohamedistan
Liam Martinez
Honestly if you're living in Montreal and can't muster a few words in French you either have a learning disability or have a lack of will. In either case you have to go back. We're proud of our culture here, we want to preserve it.
Dominic Green
>live in Quebec
Since when have I ever lived in Quebec? I wouldn't live there.
You had sex with your male friend, that's homosexual act.
>wouldn't you get pissed off if some faggot walked into your store speaking arabic? Do you expect to be treated differently when the roles are reversed?
Canada is a bilingual country, the point is you don't get to have your cake and eat it too. Unless Quebec becomes it's own country (it won't and will never be able to function on its own) they're going to have to deal with the reality of having a percentage of its population being Anglophones.
I could give two fucks if these people start straight up genociding Anglos, at least have the common courtesy to do it as your own country. I'm not even pissed at the guy, I understand his perspective perfectly. Just sounds like these guys shouldn't have lost on the Plains if they wanted to be their own people.
"WE'RE QUEBECOIS!" is the equivalent to "NOT MY PRESIDENT!"
Guess what? You're Canadian, and guess what you faggy leftist burgers? Trump is your President.
Charles Ward
>I wouldn't live there.
Correction: I wouldn't live there without knowing how to speak their language.
Elijah Rodriguez
if you live in Montreal and can't even say ''bonjour'' just move to Toronto ffs
Juan Foster
theres literally not a single store in montreal that won't serve you in english
stop lying
t. montrealer for the first 16 years of my life
Adrian Turner
>>"WE'RE QUEBECOIS!" is the equivalent to "NOT MY PRESIDENT!" We are Quebecois means that we are proud to actually have a history to tell and we are proud to be one of the founding nations of Canada. What are you proud about, little Anglo cuck?
Henry Gonzalez
I stopped reading at montreal. WHY DO YOU EVEN PUT OUR FLAG WITH A POST ABOUT MONTREAL No!
Angel Sullivan
I don't live in the fucking province, do you guys understand the concept of taking a vacation and visiting other provinces?
There just so happens to be at least a single one.
Austin Wilson
whatever anglo, quit being a buttblasted faggot and move on with your life
literally the whole country exists to serve your kind so fuck off were full
Christian Perry
Being Quebecois and being Canadian are not mutually exclusive, which your comparison is invalid.
Quebec could have been its own country, or at least tried, but if I recall correctly, the Quebecois were not the ones begging for Quebec to stay during 1995 referendum
Isaiah Young
I'm proud that this country was built by Anglos who fought and died to make it. There's no reason to be this upset, this is about the nicest criticism I have for you guys.
In fact I love you guys to death.
Not even buttblasted though.
Evan Cox
>not buttblasted >makes a dedicated thread bitching about it
fuck off John
Justin Hughes
>but if I recall correctly, the Quebecois were not the ones begging for Quebec to stay during 1995 referendum
Ah yes, the bussed in Anglos ruined everything.
Adrian Hughes
You don't realize how bad the square head accent is in french Some rather comply than having to hear it.
Nicholas Reyes
if you wanted to take a vacation, you should have gone to Quebec City. It's like a french city minus the nigs. Montreal is not that different from disgusting Toronto
Jeremiah Clark
Okay dude, you're right. I'll just speak French to everybody in Ontario, Alberta and British Columbia. That won't make me a cunt, will it? Canada is a bilingual country, mine and yours by the way, so why should I speak anything but MY language no matter where I go?
Dude it's not hard. Remember these simple phrases: - Bonjour - Merci - Au revoir - Comment ça va? - Ça va bien - Désolé je ne parle pas bien français - Je viens de (insert province here)
Problem solved. Nobody will be a dick to you if you at least pretend to care. Don't be a fag.
Ian Bailey
>muh heritage fucking pathetic
Dominic King
Québec french is like ebonic to our ears
Ryan James
Canada is cucked, Quebec is cucked^2. im from montreal and im packing my things as soon as i can
Jacob James
Do I have to repeat myself? I love Quebec and I love you're holding onto your culture. It's just a little sad to see you guys want to be Canadian but also Quebecois at the same time while actively hurling insults our way.
I live near thousands of small French communities, can't you be a more like them? That's all I'm asking for, mutual respect.
Couldn't see the Canadiens play at the Bell Centre if I went there though.
>Okay dude, you're right. I'll just speak French to everybody in Ontario, Alberta and British Columbia.
I don't care, that's your prerogative.
>Dude it's not hard. Remember these simple phrases
I know the phrases just fine, just so happens you guys tell me to speak in English afterwards anyway.
Sebastian Ramirez
Anglo Canada is post-nationalist, Quebec is not. Does this upset you?
Tyler Anderson
>dismissing heritage
Sounds like a true Turdeau-supporter Canada's got no culture, eh amigo?
Cameron King
>What are you proud about, little Anglo cuck? Owning your submissive arse.
Andrew James
Oh so when Europe wants to preserve heritage it it's the best thing ever on Sup Forums, but when Quebec does it it's pathetic?
Easton Collins
I went to McD's in Quebec in a small town. The cashier was qt blonde. No English though, the only person that spoke English was a Mexican.
Jonathan King
We want you to secede, you guys want to secede. Where's the problem? Anglo and Frank hatred goes back centuries for particular reasons, it's best we try not to live together, but that doesn't mean we can't have mutual respect and cooperate with one another.
Benjamin Rogers
I would support English speaking Muslims and blacks taking over quebec than have French speaking whites remain
Chase Parker
The very city of Quebec predates that country you supposedly built. You stole our flag our name and our anthem.. you didn't even bother changing them. Either way you're an anglo. No amigo.
Nathan Cox
Dude that story is a lie! I've lived here my whole life and always speak in english that never happened to me.
Michael Barnes
>not making the frog put the shit back on the shelves himself
Benjamin Wood
>inb4 Quebec has no heritage
At least Quebec cares about its culture. Canada doesn't give a fuck importing all kinds of immigrants and not taking a stand to preserve its culture
Elijah Wilson
Vive le Quebec libre!
Hunter Hill
>I would support English speaking Muslims and blacks taking over quebec
No wonder. You let them take over yours. Though "English speaking" might not be accurate.
No one asked your opinion anyway, britcuck
Owen Nelson
>The very city of Quebec predates that country you supposedly built.
I'm confused as to why Canada is a British subject and not a French subject :^)
Brody Lopez
Muslims are based. I hope they take over Quebec
Anthony Powell
OP is a fag, posts things that never happened. Convenience stores in Montreal are all muslim and chinese owned. And even the most diehard frenchie wont refuse money on the table.
Logan Brooks
Come on Ahmed, at least try to be subtle
Camden Long
I hate arrogant people more than I hate simple savages
I have a universal hatred of all natives or established people's
Nothing I love more than seeing Islam take over and blacks robbing and looting
Andrew Brooks
We speak English in Québec AND everywhere else. A little effort if you are going to live in Québec fucking tabarnac!
Not happy? Décalisse to Ontario or NB
If I live in Germany, I should have the decency to speak German at least. Same here in Québec
En français câlisse! Pas dûr!!!
We would split but the federalist used 50 000 dead voters names to vote no in 1995
Jackson Thompson
So you're a self-loathing cuck, congratulations. Bye now
Michael Johnson
>I know the phrases just fine, just so happens you guys tell me to speak in English afterwards anyway. And that's these people's prerogative. I like Canadians a lot, if you can't speak French and need to say something then say it in English and this is your case. I know a lot of parents who are sending their kids to French immersion, I think that's fantastic. The more languages you know the better, can't argue that. What the Québécois really cannot stand is the eternal anglo who absolutely cannot be fucked to learn the official language of the province and secludes themselves in Montreal and refuses to interact with 80% of the population. It shows great disdain and disrespect. They can fuck off to anywhere else in North America but they choose to remain and keep insulting us.
Nicholas Foster
And you sound like a faggot to ours. I'd rather be me. French from france accent is the most feminine speech of all time, prove me wrong. You can't. Even the faggots on these translation ads are like "Oh, now I can dream in French"
Ryan Foster
> A little effort if you are going to live in Québec fucking tabarnac!
You guys are extremely confused.
You're a subhuman and we are going to wipe your vile religion from the face of this planet with fire.
David Smith
>visit montreal >ice frog gets mad because I speak english >tell him that I'm from europe >suddenly he's friendly
I think they just hate americans and english canadians
Austin Miller
top meant for
Bentley Wright
I am not British
I am always gonna win because my ideology is based in entropy
No you aren't. You are weakling and will fall like ever other European and white nation
Mason Torres
Just english canadians really Americans have money
Ethan Thompson
>your flag Funny how you toads shit all over anybody else for >muh heritage but then again you people see yourselves as divinely special and unique.
Daniel King
Except the dépanneur Du Bonjour on Ontario Est, all others are non White - Gilles held the place for decades yet - I go every friday to refill my bus pass
Ayden Foster
You guys are jealous that Belgium likes us better than you
Ayden Fisher
hmmmmmmmmmm
Justin Bailey
Ha ha ha, tu la merite crisse de anglocuck
Samuel Flores
Fuck them, poor fucks that should die already, cost too much in welfare and always vote with their greed, you can annex them to New England
Luis Hughes
>quebecer >is literally french >quebecer
Robert Jenkins
I'm not religiously Muslim, just culturally
I don't actually believe in God, I just pretend to because I want my tribe of people to dominate and acting religious is second nature to me
Jacob Smith
> you people see yourselves as divinely special and unique
I'd feel that way if I had been from any other country. Because I can't think of a more culture-less country than Canada
Jace Sanders
Damn Pajiit you really showed us what's what. I must say, it must terribly difficult to write all of those posts with a shit-stained keyboard like yours, simply amazing. Might wanna take your ass out the window next time instead!
Elijah Thompson
Yeah, but you used the word built as if you spoke as an american who spoke down to a latino. We had shit and we still have shit. F u.