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cave chinks are so fugly

drumpf is finished he can never back to make fire

OOK OOK WESTERN CAVE JUST RAIDED TURN ON CAVE PAINTINGS

Im a Molk, chief of biggest tree tribe, how come you not contribute to tribe? Do you not want to have lady cavemen?

You are drain on tree tribe.

Neanderthal/Sapiens crossbreeding is destroying our pure genetic stock. If we don't stop Europe will be flooded with half-migrant Sapients semi-"humans".

We can't let him get the flint and tinder.

No Molk, I, King Ugg, of the bigger stone clan, have much better stikk and snakk

At first I swore a blood oath to Chieftan Scrumph, but now see that he is not chosen by the Gods. Darudmfph must never get the throw spear

Dikdik with man who look like woman not unga.

There are rumours that people dark as night have built mountains that can fly

Wise elders of the long nose tribe tell us sapiens and neanderthal are the same beneath skin

plus we have lots of space

They is kangz

Stop stealing our shiny pebbles hooknose tribe

They are saying this because they confuse night with skin and sleep and see cave paintings while sleep

Dikdik with man who look like woman no good. Man who look like woman is drain on clan, only dikdik tool but takes much sticks

These wise elders no looking like. They need show us rock scribblies or does not mean any.

You too old fashioned. Is current year.

no I think they really are kangz

CRUSADE WHEN?!

Why Thag thunder cock get all the gash? Am I just too much of a berry picker?

They must show us better mid-throw rocks, or else lying. They are known for being easily stolen by the hooknose tribe and very sneak, like hooknose.

>checks wall painting

it is the LORD KLMg5pMo, maker of the heavens and diviner of humanity

Don't be berry picker, be gash picker. Get achoo and kuhf and dikdik with the gash, then Thag get achoo and kuhf, too, and then he is sleep for long time. Much gash for you.

10096 bc we unga into hooknose land and club rockelsteins until they give us back holy runes

There are the people in desert land, look like the hooknose, are they ok?

>trade me berries for this carved rock, bonobo brainplan

me from orange man tribe
orange man break everything, me laugh
we no let orange man know secret to fire

That's right. We need to keep those dirty s*pien fucks in Africa where they belong. Europe is rightful neander clay.

First we unga then see if they rockumcised if not they can paint caves

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Black tribe say they original primates

They always lie. Just like the hooknose.

Me berry picker as fuck. Me stick to fap with fertility idol. ;_;

Leave cave, lift rocks, make fire for ooga boongas,
get behind the bush with boongas

o shit

the pope is shitposting again

ME OF WANT HONOR KILLINGS
NOTHING CHANGED

ME OF WANNA KILL YOU WITH STONE YOU

only cavern and field man vote for king
cave man all vote for queen

Fucking autist

*shitpopesting

[my fucking sides]

+1, user

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Does pope shit in woods? If so, no scared of bear?

ME STONE YOU FIRST, ME EAT YOU, YOU DELICIOUS BACON

the war for the future was beginning

Obunga great warchief he make friend of tribe who will kill us now we no have need of warchief Drumb and him log wall we remove to be of greater friend to tribe who will kill us Obunga say is good.
Fire family all want Obunga only family that make earth meat want Drumb!!!

Kek

Me thinks blue eyed tribe should round up all those of the hook nose tribe and throw them in the fires.

OUR HORSES LOVE BLOOD

Or build hut with no door around smelly yellow smoke from ground and keep all hooknose in til the go to sleep

Imagine one of them giving you a handjob the same way they are trying to start a fire

Not fool this a shock from tribe of friend do not be attack of the tribe of moon tribe a good tribe only few of tribe attack tribe women and burn huts

Greetings fellow kangs. I say, those poor pale skin barbarians have had a tough winter. It is my opinion that we take these disenfranchised people in and show them the way of civilization.

Uncommon tribe

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thank for give (me)

Go spear yourself
hooknose world pipe defence force

Me Oonga, of Kokaisin tribe. Hooknose tribe come into sacred cave and paint unclothed woman on wall! Oonga son look at cave-paint and play with meat stick instead of put meat stick in woman! Darkskin tribe take daughters and put giant meat-stick inside them, and make brownskin babies. Then Darkskin tribe leaves, and Kokaisin tribe raise brownskin babies.

Kang when we let go? Pyramid done.
Linen loincloth give rash.
Sun too bright.

Push-up thread

Last two digits, base 60, decide how many you do.

Ok, now this got interesting.

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10/10

i want to walk though the Sup Forums tribes plains but too many of their tribe keep fucking animals then draw it like people

i cant even go around because birdface men keep trying to sale me shinny rocks

what do?

Hey cavewall.

Redberry me on the blueberry.
Throk say it good, but I ate many handfull and end up blue water poo.

Is Throk try poison me?

DEUS VULT

commit tic tac toe

Throk is shitskin, so probably.

Shouldn't you be raping Altarboys?

and thus man created religion

you get liquid poo because frog god is not pleased
make rock offerings to frog god so your asshole not burns anymore

Oogity boogity where da white womanz at

Ah, Achmed, I see you didn't read the OP.

we wuz tribez and shiet

(((Hooknose)))

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The one in the right looks like me

BUNDA DUNGA IF MAN WITH TITS KILL WITH STICKS

SMOKE THE BIGNOSES
CAVE WAR NOW

me like those beating sticks of yours goy tribesmen
me give you big boobed idol you give me sticks ?
deal ?
we goy tribes truest allies

No stick mine kill self

>doing what chief say because shaman say spirit will punish if dont
>seriously believe this
>ogg not realise that he can do what ogg want

but we idol's chosen tribe

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