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cave chinks are so fugly
drumpf is finished he can never back to make fire
OOK OOK WESTERN CAVE JUST RAIDED TURN ON CAVE PAINTINGS
Im a Molk, chief of biggest tree tribe, how come you not contribute to tribe? Do you not want to have lady cavemen?
You are drain on tree tribe.
Neanderthal/Sapiens crossbreeding is destroying our pure genetic stock. If we don't stop Europe will be flooded with half-migrant Sapients semi-"humans".
We can't let him get the flint and tinder.
No Molk, I, King Ugg, of the bigger stone clan, have much better stikk and snakk
At first I swore a blood oath to Chieftan Scrumph, but now see that he is not chosen by the Gods. Darudmfph must never get the throw spear
Dikdik with man who look like woman not unga.
There are rumours that people dark as night have built mountains that can fly
Wise elders of the long nose tribe tell us sapiens and neanderthal are the same beneath skin
plus we have lots of space
They is kangz
Stop stealing our shiny pebbles hooknose tribe
They are saying this because they confuse night with skin and sleep and see cave paintings while sleep
Dikdik with man who look like woman no good. Man who look like woman is drain on clan, only dikdik tool but takes much sticks
These wise elders no looking like. They need show us rock scribblies or does not mean any.
You too old fashioned. Is current year.
no I think they really are kangz
CRUSADE WHEN?!
Why Thag thunder cock get all the gash? Am I just too much of a berry picker?
They must show us better mid-throw rocks, or else lying. They are known for being easily stolen by the hooknose tribe and very sneak, like hooknose.
>checks wall painting
it is the LORD KLMg5pMo, maker of the heavens and diviner of humanity
Don't be berry picker, be gash picker. Get achoo and kuhf and dikdik with the gash, then Thag get achoo and kuhf, too, and then he is sleep for long time. Much gash for you.
10096 bc we unga into hooknose land and club rockelsteins until they give us back holy runes
There are the people in desert land, look like the hooknose, are they ok?
>trade me berries for this carved rock, bonobo brainplan
me from orange man tribe
orange man break everything, me laugh
we no let orange man know secret to fire
That's right. We need to keep those dirty s*pien fucks in Africa where they belong. Europe is rightful neander clay.
First we unga then see if they rockumcised if not they can paint caves
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Black tribe say they original primates
They always lie. Just like the hooknose.
Me berry picker as fuck. Me stick to fap with fertility idol. ;_;
Leave cave, lift rocks, make fire for ooga boongas,
get behind the bush with boongas
o shit
the pope is shitposting again
ME OF WANT HONOR KILLINGS
NOTHING CHANGED
ME OF WANNA KILL YOU WITH STONE YOU
only cavern and field man vote for king
cave man all vote for queen
Fucking autist
*shitpopesting
[my fucking sides]
+1, user
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Does pope shit in woods? If so, no scared of bear?
ME STONE YOU FIRST, ME EAT YOU, YOU DELICIOUS BACON
the war for the future was beginning
Obunga great warchief he make friend of tribe who will kill us now we no have need of warchief Drumb and him log wall we remove to be of greater friend to tribe who will kill us Obunga say is good.
Fire family all want Obunga only family that make earth meat want Drumb!!!
Kek
Me thinks blue eyed tribe should round up all those of the hook nose tribe and throw them in the fires.
OUR HORSES LOVE BLOOD
Or build hut with no door around smelly yellow smoke from ground and keep all hooknose in til the go to sleep
Imagine one of them giving you a handjob the same way they are trying to start a fire
Not fool this a shock from tribe of friend do not be attack of the tribe of moon tribe a good tribe only few of tribe attack tribe women and burn huts
Greetings fellow kangs. I say, those poor pale skin barbarians have had a tough winter. It is my opinion that we take these disenfranchised people in and show them the way of civilization.
Uncommon tribe
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thank for give (me)
Go spear yourself
hooknose world pipe defence force
Me Oonga, of Kokaisin tribe. Hooknose tribe come into sacred cave and paint unclothed woman on wall! Oonga son look at cave-paint and play with meat stick instead of put meat stick in woman! Darkskin tribe take daughters and put giant meat-stick inside them, and make brownskin babies. Then Darkskin tribe leaves, and Kokaisin tribe raise brownskin babies.
Kang when we let go? Pyramid done.
Linen loincloth give rash.
Sun too bright.
Push-up thread
Last two digits, base 60, decide how many you do.
Ok, now this got interesting.
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i want to walk though the Sup Forums tribes plains but too many of their tribe keep fucking animals then draw it like people
i cant even go around because birdface men keep trying to sale me shinny rocks
what do?
Hey cavewall.
Redberry me on the blueberry.
Throk say it good, but I ate many handfull and end up blue water poo.
Is Throk try poison me?
DEUS VULT
commit tic tac toe
Throk is shitskin, so probably.
Shouldn't you be raping Altarboys?
and thus man created religion
you get liquid poo because frog god is not pleased
make rock offerings to frog god so your asshole not burns anymore
Oogity boogity where da white womanz at
Ah, Achmed, I see you didn't read the OP.
we wuz tribez and shiet
(((Hooknose)))
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The one in the right looks like me
BUNDA DUNGA IF MAN WITH TITS KILL WITH STICKS
SMOKE THE BIGNOSES
CAVE WAR NOW
me like those beating sticks of yours goy tribesmen
me give you big boobed idol you give me sticks ?
deal ?
we goy tribes truest allies
No stick mine kill self
>doing what chief say because shaman say spirit will punish if dont
>seriously believe this
>ogg not realise that he can do what ogg want
but we idol's chosen tribe
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