>Police have launched an investigation after what appears to be human waste was found in a shipment of drinks cans at a Co Antrim factory.
>The night shift at Lisburn's Coca-Cola plant was disrupted last week when a container of cans thought to have arrived from Germany clogged up the machines - only for workers to discover a number were filled with what looked like human waste.
>"The rumour is that some poor immigrants could have made that long journey in the lorry and that in their desperation were forced to use the cans instead of a toilet."
Looks like Coca Cola finally improved their recipe
Nicholas Williams
>drinking soda instead of water bruh
Liam Long
Poo in the loo.
Jose James
They did it because Coca-Cola is Jewish owned and by nature connected to Israel
Colton Rodriguez
>The rumour is that some poor immigrants Oh, the rumor is that they are unfortunate?
Ryder Mitchell
>soda it's called pop
Charles Ramirez
it's actually called fizzy juice
Zachary Harris
you have a refined taste in women
Caleb Jackson
>bruh fuck off
Carter Wood
excuse me my good sirs but it is objectively referred to as a crackle can
Oliver Torres
its pop
you a southerner?
Angel Sanders
>I only drink water
Christian Myers
It's actually called soft drink.
Asher Powell
>fizzy juice the fuck
Owen Gomez
>The night shift at Lisburn's Coca-Cola plant was disrupted last week when a container of cans thought to have arrived from Germany clogged up the machines - only for workers to discover a number were filled with what looked like human waste.
Came from Germany kek. Hows the enrichment going krauts
Ian Campbell
soft drink just means anything that isn't a hard drink (whiskey, etc)
Orange juice is a soft drink
Nathaniel Torres
>arrived from Germany
Fucking krauts
>Germans just can't stop hating jews
Eli Ward
as opposed to a solid drink? you can't drink solids you fucking retard
Nolan Lee
My mom yelled at me when I was a kid and called it pop because "yankees say that and we ain't yankees-- and don't say ain't!"
Connor Parker
>bruh NORMIE GET OUT
Christian Anderson
if ur hardcore u drink pure whisky or vodka
Kevin Allen
It's actually called "Schlamp" from the German DOSENSCHLAMPENWASSER!!! Which I believe roughly translates to Canned Slut Water.
