They are couple

They are couple.

She is the 'breadwinner'.

He is unemployed.

Your gut reaction will be to reject this immediately. Google it and find out,.

Were Molymeme, Jordan Pooperson and all those other 'social commentary' con-artists wrong all along with their pseudo-intellectual bullshit? I think so.

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>They are a couple

How many times do you think she's sucked his dick? I'm going to go with zero.

>Jordan Pooperson
Proxyfag and ban evasion, gtfo you utter embarrassment to your family

Before anyone gives this rancid-breath britfucker any (You)s

Reminder that this has already been busted open and she keeps him around as a token neckbeard in order to boost her subscriber count, as well as paying him.

She doesn't play the games does she?

Don't care.

Maybe he's just a fat alpha. They exist but are rare.

How does someone look in the mirror when they are that fucking young and fat. Just put the fork down and do some exercises. Fuck.

I bet that thong smells amazing

You seem to forget that he is rich.

>sexy woman paying fat guy to be her fake boyfriend

Strange times we are living in

Its not that the guy is fat which makes me doubt this/upsets me, its that he seems like such a scumbag creep.

Oh yeah you sure proved biology and genetics useless as fields with this unsourced anecdote, ho boy Sup Forums btfo time to pack up and join the Democrats

If I pulled that off, would he die?

i couldn't give a fuck.

but how can she go out with him in public?
i have problems being seen alone with my ugly girl-just-friends, because people will think that we're on a date or something.

Doesn't make much sense to me. Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys don't get women.

Her father prob had a gut and was loving.

She has more subscribers than he does

>baneposting

dat smug doe

my sides

Who are they?

I probably weigh 100 lbs less then him yet his tits are still smaller then mine

the fuck

there's a reason his nickname is 'sausage' you jelly dicklet

I'm even shittier looking than him, all I have going for me is 21 cm cock and after fucking a girl, no matter how reluctant she was before hand, after it I can't get them to fuck off, like cats on catnip

lol at kids worshipping these gaming gurls

are you f****** retarded? dont ever watch that ...
and stop watching animes

This might come as news to you but women don't really give that much of a shit about your looks if you're confident and don't give a shit.

>le big penis meme

Less believable than normal because you're slavshit.

is that a character from mass effect andromeda

I have zero idea who that is.

It would be extremely painful

And that means what? Wow surprise a gamergurl has more subscribers than her beta boyfriend.

>hey check out this outlier, statisticsfags BTFO

>she doesnt use a towel to wipe the excess away and instead uses her hands
what the fuck

.....I'd sniff her panties...

>f******
Go back to plebbit you faggot

BANE?

>tfw 20cm dick
I understand your pain, my slavic brother. Bitches can't help but love big dicks

On the bright side the second she opens her mouth and talks it's absolutely unlistenable.

Fatso's ear's are too clogged to hear it

I get 7 day ban every time I post it, there's this Portugal faggot who likes it

>tfw I'm bigger flaccid than most guys are erect

>Were Molymeme, Jordan Pooperson and all those other 'social commentary' con-artists

HEY GUYS, DON'T YOU REGRET VOTING FOR DRUMPF?

DON'T YOU THINK PJW/CERNOVICH/LAUREN/ALEX JONES/COULTER/MILO/STEPHEN ETC. ETC. SUCK?

AREN'T THEY LAME?

I'M NOT A SHILL OR ANYTHING

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Why does he wear the thong?

He's a big guy.

...

This
Good friend of mine is a chunky neckbearded but is dating a literal model. He was a big football player in highschool and def an alpha but just doesnt clean up. Ever.

Stop training your breast muscles or you're just genetically fuk'd sorry.

Hmm? What do they have to do with internet intellectuals? What does one extraordinarily uncommon case have to do with arguments about general trends? What is this thread even about?

yea he's pretty overweight alright! :^)

>an exception to the rule makes the rule untrue
This only applies to laws of nature, not cultural trends.

>brushing your teeth
What a fucking whore

you afraid of some bacteria bro?

...

I don't give a fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

Because it smells like musky pussy

i just looked her up and her videos are real shit tier

she acts like she's 4 years old and lives in a house filled with video game toys

i'm sure she's a beta NEET's dream girl but i'd only fuck her once and never return her calls

it's sssniperlia if anyone is interested in watching cringe material

they actual broke up a little back, and while they were mad at each other she gave mild suggestions that he "Liked to watch"

he's a big guy

Lol, thats terrible.

Fat beta neckbeards become jaded and quit watching and showering her with praise and ad revenue so she literally adopts one just so the others will clamour for her attention again.

Jesus, If I wasnt laughing so hard I'd cry.

god damnit.

I went from 195-165 lbs and my tits stayed the same size

so who are they exactly ?

What does musky pussy smell like? Is it redpilled?

See

>wearing her pants like bane's mask

/ourguy/

Makes sense, I had a fatty roommate who looked remarkably like OP pic and I accidentally saw his open PornHub once, all VOYEUR porn (Which i can't even spell correctly because I've never thought to search for it)

women have no self respect.

imagine going out looking like an indian, it would look like i have absolutely no fucking standards.

lmao a fucking dicklet

Has she birthed his children ? If not then I am really not surprised.

it's in fucking inches you retard lmao
>yfw you have a 24 inch dick

If i take that off, will he die?

>it's in fucking inches

[spoiler]i know...[/spoiler]

What are some good exercises to work on chest fat?

Stay at home male spouses do not get their dicks sucked. No woman is coming home after ten hours dealing with clients and then partaking in a subservient sex act. She's lucky if she can get wet if he's within a block of her.

It's that amazing pussy smell after she's been out in the sun all day, comes home and jumps into the shower while leaving her panties on the floor. So you take them and wear them over your face while sniffing like a dog. Then she comes out and sees what you're doing and proceeds to sit on your face until you pass out.

>Al Nuzha, Kuwait

If it weren't for oil, we literally would have never heard of these people.
Amazing isn't it?

so you have a dick that's 60 cm long and 43 around?

are you sure that's not a leg

yes, I dont want cooties

getting off your ass

you can't target areas to lose fat

Politically left dude here, my partner makes the money and I'm at home. We have sex often.

This is a rarity though, I am definitely not the norm.

Lose weight fatso

Why is there a boulder in their bedroom?

she works as an adult actress, she only does interracial scenes

Please post it

How often do you think she fucks Tyrone at work?

So you're telling me if I lose 150lbs I could be able to snag a hot pooskin like that?

>burgers telling me to lose weight.

There's hope, then?

Large gentleman

Well he is tall.

So what's your BF % m8? 13% here

oh fuck I knew you would come lmao
last time you said how 'juicy' it looked or some shit like that

None because you can't spot reduce fat ya dingus

He's tall and has a wide frame. He's also Jewish, so he's smart and attractive.

Nah, he likes to watch

yeah, i mistake them sometimes too....

If he's unemployed he's probably some kind of Eastern Euro mobster. he's got the body type for it. A chick like that isn't going to hook up with a nobody. I guarantee you he has an income it's probably just not above-board.

mad.

He probably has a massive dick so she doesn't care

>me, mediterranean manlet at 5'2, 160lbs.

Something has to be hard.

L O O K S

D O N ' T

M A T T E R

Isn't this cultural appropriation?

looks play a part, though.

They weren't wrong, they were just preaching to the choir and shilling their products.
Co-opting movements to sell their shit, they are the same as the companies that sell Che Guevara shirts and the sproglings that eat up that shit just go to empower these greedy kikes.

HAHAHAHAH you are mistaken m8 but I gotta say women in general dont give head anyway only when they feel like it usually or buy them some shit