Is there any animal more cucked than chickens?
>used to be feared and respected apex predator
>undisputed master of the planet earth for millions of years
>now they live a pathetic existence where supermonkeys from the future keep them in cages and only allow them to live because they enjoy eating their menstruations.
you're a faggot
>Athiests actually believe this
It's actually a great post
The goal of living things is a maximize reproduction. Chickens, by providing meat and eggs, have manipulated us into breeding them far beyond what they'd ever be able to do in the wild. We feed and shelter them while also ensuring a high rate of reproduction. Seems like the chickens have it figured out pretty well.
You are everything that is wrong with the internet.
That sounds pretty NWO tier senpai.
>WE WUZ DINOS N SHIEEET
the sure are the most clucked animal
Dinosaurs had feathers and you have to get over that.
Ok t-rexes did not turn into chickens
T-rexes and chickens all descended from a common ancestor and the dinosaurs died out while chickens ancestors lived and eventually created what we have now
EVOLUTION 101 YOU FUCKING RETARD
How is a chicken cucked? The point of any species is to replicate. The chicken does this on levels pandas and rinos should envy. Plus they get us to.make sure billions of them inhabit the planet.
Most vicious and non caring animal I have ever owned. Fast efficient rat killer. Turns all my leftovers into eggs. Punks the dog, cats, kiddos, and wife. If its alive and can be eaten. So be it.
I've got a couple of chickens who make *enough* eggs but mostly they are cute pets because they have fancy feathers that would otherwise mean they would die quickly in the wild. Worthless adorable stupid birds.
in which Sup Forums explains why it's better to be a spic/nigger
'cuz we read darwin n sheet
Chickens BTFO-D for ever!!
How can they recover??
Press F for chickens.
Y?
I love chicken tenders!
you are a squishy faced retard, try reading a book or graduating from high school.
>yfw chickens are one of the smartest birds
Tendies are chickens saving grace.
>Chickens BTFO-D for ever!!
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>is there any animal more cucked than chickens
Yes,Swedes!
Indeed...
Corvids my dude.
>used to be feared and respected
>used to be
Oh no my friend, not used to be, still very much ARE, have you ever met a chicken IRL, that's some scary shit right there, oh yes indeed, some scary ass shit !
Not all birds are cucked.
>Meanwhile on animal/pol/
SOME dinosaurs had SOME downy feathers. They most likely didn't have bright yellow and red parrot plumage either.
Underrated
I dont think chickens were ever an undisputed apex predator desu senpai
swedish people
>Blocks your path
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Not just chickens, but all birds...no wait, some birds are cool and badass
Emu war for example
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Domesticated chickens are the best pet. Absolutely adorable.
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>Not "clucked"
Ya blew it.
Opossums. Chickens at least have the dignity of being harvested for food; the closest living relative of the Sabertooth Tiger, bane of neolithic man, has been reduced to fucking roadkill.
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When they say birds come from dinosaurs do people actually think anything as big as a t-rex became a bird?
Yes because we aren't retarded and don't think the earth is 6,000 years old because some random schizophenics wrote in a book over 2,500 years ago .
A book that was written ,rewritten,edited,taken /given books,over many centuries can't be accurate. Sorry tiger!
yes the big t-rex directly became a tiny bird. in a few mutations.
> is that how you think shit works?
> you are the poster child of burger education.
You're in the club and this chick start hitting on your gf, what do?
>worked in chicken broiler shed
>thousands of white chickens
>occasionally a black one because mutations
>the other ones attack it and fuck it up
Social construct huh
Keep in mind she's 45lbs and eats her bodyweight every day
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damn retarded and full of it.
Do you think they know they are going to be tendies and accept it or they are waiting for evolution so they can mount a complex genocide of humans?
Somebody has to feed those niggers though.
fucking gold post user.
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wtf I hate Chick FillA now
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Your chicken has a beard
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a handout (You) for (You)
Chickens don't fuck around with mice.
Growing up in would always dump the mice I caught in the hay barn into the chicken coop and the hens would fight over them and rip the mice in half
brilliant!
To be fair
Bird species out number mammal species like 10 to 1
Chickens and their kind will be long around after mega fauna mammals go extinct
note to self: don't fuck with chickums
>Didn't learn this from playing Zelda.
that was always self-defense man
this is just triassic brutality
And parrots
opossums are shit, disease carrying beasts that fuck over horse owners.
Epic thread OP. This is why I still come to Sup Forums.