ITT:Orthodox Jew (((Sup Forums))) AMA cause fuck my haters

ITT:Orthodox Jew (((Sup Forums))) AMA cause fuck my haters

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stop being so jew

fuck off kike

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THE CHUTZPAH ON THIS SCHLEMIEL OY VEY

would you fuck Mike Pences daughter?

bitch you know Im Yeshu in that pic and everyone else is the merchant

California?

Stop making these threads you ugly ovendodger.

No one cares kike

I am physically attracted to her. I have an Edomitess fetish.

yes

lol my ass they dont

she looks just like mike. they even have the exact same expression in that picture.

Whats it like knowing your entire ethnicity is a bunch of dirty cockroaches that multiple societies throughout history have either enslaved you or killed you by the masses

When you find this thread on google instantly...

Yeah she has that "handsome" look which is code for looks masculine

Christ you're ugly

Sorry that was my dad talking

Whatever you are just projecting again user

Opinion on Karaite jews?
I'm one of them

>orthodox
Where's your beard, jooboy?

Why does the whole planet want to exterminate your kind?

Why are all jews so rich?

What tactics do they use to make such money

I Like them Big Masculine Titays
Swanggggggggg

Karaitsm is heresy.

Why come Jews are so inbred ??

>hurr she looks like a man
>tits literally exploding outwards

i'm starting to believe people actually jack it to traps here, and veil it thinly in irony

She has the face of a basket hound

>being this insecure about your culture
have you seen an indian doing an AMA because the poo in the loo memes?
of course not.
Delete your thread immediately .

What is your opinion on Jews like me who abandoned Judaism and converted to Christianity?

I'm a Jew too, any tips on being more observant in an area with next to no other Jews?

Want a haircut? Its free.

Its mutar (Permitted) to use shavers that do not destroy the root of the hair (However lift-and-cut shavers are verboten)

Jealousy

We are really smart

Networking

Did they tell you the actual truth of the Holohoax in Jew school?

It's patriarchal so that's an obvious plus. Post temple Judaism is heresy

>Jealousy

hold up right there slimy kike, wrong choice of word.

Sup Forums is obsessed with us

Wait, are you really? I just literally learned about the Karaites the other day

I've seen plenty of them. Same for spics in the USA.

Yes.

What's the true prevailing opinion of American gentiles among the Orthodox community?

when they were talking about not cutting the corners it was a euphemism for beard.

orthodox fags always take things too literally.

Do you like your mutilated dick?

generations of cousincest

She has a masculine face

Yup, typical racially-pure Edomitess.

We moun for you and pray you return to our heritage.

Click here if you actually want the truth:
youtube.com/user/ToviaSinger1

Contact a frum bait din....rccvaad.org/ they can direct you to the right place....best of luck to you!

Bullshit, you fucking pagan

How long does it take to grow a set of those side burns?
What's the longest you've seen?

>I've seen plenty of them.
yeah sure, i only see multiracial breeding advocate threads

yes, they told us its a lie but not to tell the goyim

most of them are degenerates, but there are moral and religious goyim out there cause "Ive met them on trains"

Yes

Very interesting... You're historically linked to the communities like Qumran, correct? How do you guys deal with the necessity of animal sacrifices in the Tanakh to pay for sin?

This took me alittle bit more than a year

ive seen long ones.

What do you think of eugenics?

Fuck off to Reddit , OP cunt

Shoe on head.

its good, I live my life as if Im in a eugenics product because we are.

That's like saying exterminators are obsessed with termites.

Why are your people no better then mudslimes?
You both hate each other but you're the same lying filthy group of niggers.
Is it because Islam is a mirror to jews and that's why they hate each other?

slap my ass and call me Eliyahu

Why do you look European if you're supposed to originate from the Levant?

Why do Jews hate white so much, no race has done more for Jews than whites.

Sure there been up and downs, but Arabs never stop slaughtering you.

Not to mention Ashkenazi Jews have white skins and sometimes are recognizable as Jews

Answer the fucking question. My wife is a granddaughter of quite a famous Jew. I've never really cinsidered this until recently and I have to know.

How do your reconcile the fact that though you are easily able to blend in to white society, your people have been expelled from their host societies throughout the millenia ?

Lol are you joking. Go visit Saudi Arabia or Iraq

How do you blow out your birthday candles? Can you tie them up on your birthday so they don't burn up?

Write a message that mentions pol to show you're not just reposting shit from Reddit.

That id...

Feelings on George Soros?

He's a Jew... but he helped the Nazi's exterminate fellow Jews and said he was proud of it. What the fuck is up w/that?

>We moun for you
Why? I feel more happy and fulfilled as a Christian than I ever did in Judaism

>Tovia Singer
I've heard him before. Not going to turn this thread into a debate, but counterarguments based in scripture exist for every point I've heard from him, which he never addresses. I remain unconvinced by any of his lectures or videos

im

my dad is of questionable lineage but we know for sure my mom is Jewish...also my family has alot of genetic diversity and are actually unique in that regards (our grandparents all married other people from towns that were far away from each other)

Those are Marxists, son. Stop listening to their propaganda, its a cult.

Cause G-d rebuked us for our transgressions, wyait boi

Fake.

Should've at least wrote it on a $100 bill as proof...

Become Traditionalist Catholic already . The savior has already come.

Jelly?

More specifically, why do Ashkenazi's look so European? How much of Ashkenazi DNA do you actually believe originates from the ME?

What are you talking about ? When were you cleansed of your sins? My children (4 of them ) are officially half Jewish and I seriously want to know what you're referring to.

Is this the Jewish version of Taqiyya oder ??

Why don't you Ashk-e-nazi?

The hasids already got a pedo ring of their own

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Give me that id now!

If their mother is Jewish they are officially Jewish. No halves about it.

Why are so many Jews communists?

she's got a decent bod and a nice rack. face would look better under more makeup - not a fan of those boots.

if I wanted to do an orthodox conversion but am in the military and live extremely far away from any orthodox communities, could I do it?

fuck him

Cause its all bullshit and is idolatry

Alot of it. Alot more Caucasian phenotype used to exist as far east as western china in antiquity. See greco bactria. Also Jews come from Phoenicia as evidenced by their alphabet and the ones that didnt mix up with arabs after they migrated to Israel look like em.

cause of the climate. Majority of them are of classical Israelite descent.

Because Satan focuses on them the most.

no, they wont let

I rather like Orthodox Jews—and I remember a particular bit from Coleridge—

'If Rhenferd's Essays were translated—if the Jews were made acquainted with the real argument—if they were addressed kindly, and were not required to abandon their distinctive customs and national type, but were invited to become Christians as of the seed of Abraham—I believe there would be a Christian synagogue in a year's time. As it is, the Jews of the lower orders are the very lowest of mankind; they have not a principle of honesty in them; to grasp and be getting money for ever is their single and exclusive occupation. A learned Jew once said to me, upon this subject:—"O Sir! make the inhabitants of Hollywell Street and Duke's Place Israelites first, and then we may debate about making them Christians."'

And then the wonderful footnote—

[Mr. Coleridge had a very friendly acquaintance with several learned Jews in this country, and he told me that, whenever he had fallen in with a Jew of thorough education and literary habits, he had always found him possessed of a strong natural capacity for metaphysical disquisitions. I may mention here the best known of his Jewish friends, one whom he deeply respected, Hyman Hurwitz.—ED.]

How many sets of plates do you go through in a year? You have to bury them in the front yard if meat touches veggies or something right?

So there's Orthodox, Reformed & Conservative Judaism. Are there anymore and what are the main differences? What about Kabbalah?

how does the not shaving the hair on the sides of your head thing work? can you trim them?

Not if you're a Karaite.
Some sects even require for both parents to be jews.

You've still not answered my question.

Just think, 4 blond hair blue eyed Jews...

Tell me more aside from the Pentateuch

You write like a 12 years old.

> this is reddit.

schlomo, /r/casualiama is on another site

wut?

>believes the ridiculous shit in the Talmud
>calls Christianity bullshit
top kek


>idolatry
Someone's still mad that Jesus whipped the moneychangers in the Temple and called them out as the Synagogue of Satan

Are you white on the census or other?
What do you eat?
Where's your foreskin?

I would also like to know this. Specifically in terms of political ideology. I'm pretty sure Orthodox lean significantly right.

Rude.

>ITT:Orthodox Jew (((Sup Forums))) AMA cause fuck my haters

Why would you worship a proven false god?

youtube.com/watch?v=3-EmYjgqK8M

your jew handwriting looks autistic

The orthodox jews have a lot of strict food laws.

I thought OP was the jew here....