/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MURDERER OFFENDER EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9zvjzZpDMnc
youtube.com/watch?v=pAubPxemSOg
home.chicagopolice.org/community/districts/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=9zvjzZpDMnc
THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=9zvjzZpDMnc

TONIGHT:
>female black getting a gun from her car
>Hispanic steeling from a man in a wheelchair
>Domestic after Domestic
>assault with a deadly banana
>Threatening people
>soccer coach grabbed a child by the neck
>A PISTOL WHIPPER
>IN A GREEN MASERATI WITH TINTED WINDOWS
>Lady is following a nigga because he wants to sleep with him
>Shot in the knee
>Sex offender uh oh, he didn't register
>EVERYTHINGS FINE
>MALE BLACK WITH A MACHETE
>Niggas getting called names
>SHOTS FIRED S H O T S F I R E D
>Male black trying to steal cars fleeing in a red SUV...
>...tall thin, purple jacket running east.
>BULLETS COMING THRU HIS BATHROOM
>>Started screaming
>call dropped
>group of males in a park shooting drugs
>WE NEED A HOMELAND SECURITY CHECK
>SELLING NARCOTICS OUT OF A BLUE METALLIC MINIVAN
>FEMALE BLACK TRESSPASSING
>CRIMINAL DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY
>BASEMENT FIGHT CLUB - FIGHT INSIDE BASEMENT APARTMENT NO FURTHER
>RUNNING JUMPING STOMPING ON THE FLOOR
>SHOOTING AT A BUS
>vehicle vs. pole
>D O M E S T I C DISTURBANCE, MA'AM.
>TYRESE GETTIN HIGH AND BEATIN' HIS MOMMA
>CALLER SAYS HER EX POYFRIEND IS TRYIN TO KICK IN HER FRONT DOOR
>6 SHOTS FIRED FROM THE ALLEY,,,NOTHING FURTHER
>Nigga passenger in a white sedan throwing bottles at a parked black sedan
>APU WAS ROBBED AT GUNPOINT BY X2 MALES BLACKS, FLED IN GRAY SEDAN

Penis

ROBERT

South Loop reporting in.
Who else is enjoying this supremely /comfy/ drizzle tonight?

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Bless you OP

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The sound on my windows is quite nice.

Never minding~!

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>mom and 2 year old

kudos op

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Where can we hear this audio? lol

/Comfy/

>THIS IS ALL TONIGHT
The night's still young lads!

check the OP
check your keys

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Looks like this niggas head got photoshopped on.

The nigging hour begins

Real nigga hours just started 2 mins ago

This ambient stream is fucking gold

>>THIS IS ALL TONIGHT
This is just the shit worth talking about since 10PM lel. I haven't noted the multiples of any of those, or the normie violence calls.

Eight males with guns trying to shoot a man IN THE STREET

I think a Chicago black police woman would make a good wife
CHECK'D MY KEYS

8 MALES WITH GUNS

Is that the witching hour for niggardly behavior?

person shot
shooting in street

>2 min into the nigging hour
>8 MALES WITH GUNS TRYING TO SHOOT A MAN IN THE STREET

8 males with guns and they still can't hit him? Shit man

>8 males with guns trying to shoot a guy in the street

>person shot
>2 black males fighting
>8 males with guns trying to shoot a man on the street

Fucking Chicago

> Got some Roberts out there
> This song goes out to you

GUNS GUNS GUNS!

>TWO NIGRESSES IN TRACKSUITS WITH GUNS
>FIGHITNG IN THE STREET
>8 MALE BLACKS TRYING TO SHOOT A MAN
>IN THE STREETS
NIGGING IS BACKON THE MENU BOYS!

3 minutes into Thursday and someone's shot already

>8 males with guns

Shootings incoming.

also, this mug shot needs reposting for the perfect Dindu Nuffin name

youtube.com/watch?v=pAubPxemSOg

Witching our is technically 11:00, vut if you're on island time: it's all relative.

kek

kek

Fortunately

state police called in

Nice ID
Snooze tight

Nigger lovers go back to plebbit.

kek

A N X I E T Y

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WHITE WIMMINZ FOR THREE STINKING DAYZ

I would unironically rep that shirt.

these generals are the comfiest thing since fashwave, bless you OP.

professional photoshoppan bro here if you kids have any requests

Snoozerazone Keking in!

Fucking lel'd so hard my chest throbs

We're reaching levels of /comfy/ that shouldn't even be possible.

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STAY SAFE OUT THERE, ROBERTS

Would love some fresh 2017 robert/CPD OC if you're up to it.

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SHOTS FIRED

look at the happening post
listen to the streams. let the memes be your guide. we welcome all gifts,

sleep well, sweet princes

Why the hell does Chicago stream its police radio publicly for us autists to listen in on anyways?

10/10 pic desu.

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> home.chicagopolice.org/community/districts/

You can drill into each district and they have maps with statistics for each crime broken down. Pretty cool desu.

Can you make a side by side comparison with this soldier and Shia?

it's a cautionary tale

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They aren't the only police department you can listen to online

Raining + this thread. I'm at maximum comfy. Might take you up on the shoop.

>carjacking and robbery
>dark gray 2016 toyota camry

>this is what chicago looks like
>"no one is shot, disregard"

I want to make this my wallpaper but I don't want to have to log on to my computer everyday and see the backs of a bunch of boons.

Carjacking
carjacking
carjacking

Damn robert knows his Camrys

lemmie whip something up, standby. aesthetic roberts incoming

>rounded front AND back END

AUTO THEFT ON S ARCH

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Can you photoshop a headset on this pic for sassy dispatch

Me on the horse. I just wanted to buy some fricken milk!

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why do they do this though?

He's a "stancer"
>Don't tell /o/

sauce

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It's much appreciated. Most of this stuff is from last year's threads. We have some legendary OC but we need to keep it coming.

this is like the third time I've seen those buildings.

Wow Chicago is really as shitty as they say... Holy shit

SCREAMING FOR THE LAST FEW HOURS

>anonymous reports
>homless nigga screaming for last few hours in front of the 7-11

Yeah the South side is

>SHITTEH

Turn, Washington's spies
pretty shit, Black sails is better

Homeless man telling them how it is

this thread is extremely comfy but i must sleep

sleep tight /cpd/

>homeless man screaming for the last few hours in front of the 7-11
>last few hours

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What and the hell are you trying to say

sleep tight bro