Somali guy here AMA

As a representitve for the somali people ask me anything about our culture, women, etc.

Why did you kill minnesota

I'm canadian user but I'm guessing free welfare

What's life like being a pirate? Do you have your own ship and yell arrr matey like every moment?

We yell dabo dhiibato! which means anal sluts when we invade ships

What happens back home ? How is life in Somalia ? Is your new king any good ?

Go to bed justin and stop larping as a black man.

You have a lot of vibrant diversity to spread tomorrow.

have you killed some canadian? did you lose because they didn't fight back??

Where is the diamond?

Why do you all look the same? Weird puffy cheeks, pouty lips, faces that look kinda dirty in some way? Why do 70% of you not work and instead sit at home collecting welfare ruining this nice society (or at least the remnants of a nice society)?

How do you feel about having been born less than human?

It's much better than its ever been. For the most part people seem to like him.
>Implying I'm a cuck
Up your ass
Honestly some people are just fucking lazy, they think that coming to a western country just means free money which sucks because it ruins the reputation of people that actually work hard like me and my family.

Find it cold in Canada?

Is it true that Somalis are what would happen if you took a bunch of radical Muslims and gave them meth (khat)?

Why do you have the worst, most retarded flag, the worst, most retarded country, and the worst, most retarded culture?

HEEY MY BRODDAS...I GO GIVE 1 THOUSAND DOLLAS TO THE MAN THAT CUTS DA DIAMOND OUTTA THIS BASTAARD!

Are there normal parts of Africa or is it all fucked up like on TV?

why do your eyes look really bulgy and bloodshot, like this pepe, like they're about to pop at any second?

get cucked white boi

THE PINK WAN

I bought final fantasy 13 when I was in kenya

What is your IQ?

White guy here
Wanna hitchhike across the globe this year. Is Somalia safe?

No but seriously why is your flag so bad

BOSS, I WANDA GO TOILET
I MUSS GO NOW NOW

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I'd say djibouti and somaliland are pretty safe

Do you do this?

You don't have culture and you don't have women, but female apes.

Is somalia really that much of a hellhole as everyone seems to think? How is life there really?
Is it non stop war, murder and destruction as the news seem to suggest for the past two decades?

can you tell me more about that ancient esoteric poetry you have with double meaning?

Minnesota is fine. I live there. There's not even that many somalis, and the ones that are here pretty much only live in one area. Outside of that, you never see them. Minnesota is still entirely white. Don't believe the sensationalism on pol.

Some? 70%. The stats are 70%. S E V E N T Y P E R C E N T

Go back to your own country, nigger.

Believe everything about Sweden though.

How much khat you chew on average day?

kek

REEDY FA COMBAT BOSS

Tell me why in interracial somali marriages 9/10 times the somali spouse is female
Some parts of it are bad but there are other parts where you can do normal everyday things like going shopping and going out to eat. It isn't perfect but we're getting there
Yeah they fucking suck.I blame muslim extremeists.

this seems like the most significant thing I learned today

Finish this sentence
"Wherever I go, I must also r__e"

What clan are your parents from

I chewed it once and it was weird man. Some of uncles chew khat.

>tfw my pasty white friend is living and dating some somali girl
>he hasnt told his parents
>pretty sure hes spending loads of money on her

Both MJ

You the guy who works in the clinic?

MISS SOMALIA

Yeah somali women are known to be gold diggers. I bought an expensive handbag for a girl once and she would even kiss me.

What are your thoughts on being a bioweapon brought in to destabilize Canada?

*Wouldn't

Yo it is im glad somalis overseas are doing well. If the american from last time is still here hello my freind i will be back got to deal old man coughing up blood

Asalamu alaikum akhi. Sideed tahay?

BRUDDA!!

Dad - Isaac, gasim
Mum - idagallah, abokor musa

what do you think about black hawk down and the skinnies that killed the delta operators

Why do I always see Somalis attempting to skip queues and just generally always try to get more than everyone else and argue over well established rules?
It's really bad for them, and annoying for us.

How much did you charge Rob Ford for crack?

MISS AMERIKKA
Waan fiicanahay

K'nann seems pretty cool.
How representative of Somalis is he?

Oh 1 more thing did you know canada has largest somali population outside africa at 150000 i exclude yemen cause it's close and there probably starved by now

Also you southern shit gtfo this board before I get the shariah police on your tape worm infested ass....

rake. he's in canada of course

Why do you constantly have civil wars?

Im in hargeisa dum dum

Dang, Who is that hottie?

answer this OP

He's a pretty a good one

Kek 2 for 1 - special discount for my favourite fiend...

Why do all Somalis have that weird musty smell?

t. Minnesota user

cocoa butter smell? every nigger i've smelt smells like cocoa butter mixed with the BO of someone who hasn't touched water in years.

Maya Jama
Some weird arab perfume they get from the somali store

I'm just here for the flag.

WARRYA WARRAY SOMALIA TOSO

WHERE MY SOMALIS AT

I'm a Somalian guy as well. Had no luck scoring a QT white gf though.

Based Marehan reporting

Aight what tribe are you from??

No, Somalis don't smell like regular niggers. It's like a weird chemical smell, not BO. Quite revolting though.

So do you act like a nigger or what

plz don't fuck Lauren Southern

Some nasty Arab insence perfume

My cousin actually knew the niggas selling rob ford crack

No. I ain't about that life.

All niggers know someone who deals drugs.

is it worth to try kaht?
My area has a load of ghanians and you can buy it in there grocery stores

Is the average Somali girl hot underneath all those ugly towels they wear?

Please answer, I travel a lot and see this shit constantly with Somalis

Absolutely, sell bees and whites in UK estates…
Also go 6 form and got straight As in my gcses

Why date outside your race?
Are black people objectively uglier than whites?

haitians did the same thing here in florida when they started coming, and still do to this day. it's a nigger thing.

We are impatient asf

>free welfare
As opposed to paid welfare.

It's because you should get used to being walked all over. The weak should fear the strong iwm sxb

Dad is isaaq and mom is half dutch? Or somthing of the like and arab

Are there lots of Somali with Italian ancestors? Did any mixing happen during the colonial period?

Are you a Somali?

I'm from somaliland myself and it's pretty chill there.

No.

Very few, heavily ostracized, and fled in 91.

No one I've seen tolerates it, but it's embarrassing and wastes everyones time.

What has been on there the last 30 years? Resumed. Is Etiópia your enemy/rival?

I have a crush on a somali, she hangs out with all the normie girls and she's like 6'0"

She's like a really elegant bird. I guess I like the "cool muslim girl" fashion too. Flowing robes and shit that still fit your body, it's nice

Do you consider west Africans inferior?