Serbian Elections General - 3 days left

A thread for discussion about Serbian politics and the upcoming election.

> Date
2 April 2017

> Details
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_presidential_election,_2017

> Quick Rundown
> Aleksander Vucic
Massively the front-runner, somewhere between 45 and 55% in every poll. Used to be /ourguy/, now pro-EU. Wants to keep good relations with Russia.

> Sasa Jankovic
Far left, basically everything this board stands against - pro-EU, pro-gay, pro-Islam... Mainly supported by minorities and women.

> Vojislav Seselj
Based, used to be /ourguy/, now obviously shilling for Vucic. Hard Eurosceptic, anti-Islam, claims he wants to make Serbia great again.

> Vuk Jeremic
Lefty, unsuccessfully tries to get more votes with his nationalistic rhetoric.

> Bosko Obradovic -
Possibly /ourguy/. Anti-Islam, pro-Russia and in support of pan-Slavism.

> Ljubiša Preletačević
"Comedian", tries to mock politicians, basically an unfunny cunt.

Other candidates won't have more than 3% and are not worth mentioning.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Ujs8VOSBmE&t=188s
youtu.be/OXV67Y6M12Q
birackispisak.mduls.gov.rs/javniportal
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Serbia
vaseljenska.com/vesti/vojislav-seselj-brani-andreja-vucica-sinisu-malog-video/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>now pro-EU
EU is good.

Sounds like you got double cucked by "yourguys"

>> Bosko Obradovic
>>Possibly /ourguy/
He IS /ourguy/

wtf I love the EU now

he'll literally be vucic v2 if he somehow gets to power. don't get fooled by his sweet talk

most of /ourguys/ turned out to be /theirguys/, sadly

But it is. Objectively so.

please elaborate

>pan-slavic
>not /ourguy/

that's pretty /ourguy/ though it'd be hard to get Poles and Russians to like each other again.

>implicirajuci da je Jankovic za EU
on je za EU kolko' je Seselj nacionalista

Oj bre. Ja sam upoznao Boška u crkvi 2001. Ne moj biti govno lažljivo.

Most Serbs don't care about pan-Slavism nor does probably he the only on who cared was Seselj
youtube.com/watch?v=0Ujs8VOSBmE&t=188s

>Vučić's poodle

you mean his mentor

Oh yeah, forgot about how divided the Balkans are. Iirc the Croatians betrayed the Serbs during WW1.

WW2*

Restration of the union with Montemegro when?

Croats were always German bootlickers they only did why they always did and that was to follow German command

When Milo dies

when we purge sub croats known as monteniggers

kys retarded nigger you're actually worse than the serbs

What's wrong with them?

When Milo Djukanovic is killed.

The guy has been in power for over 20 years.

they are one of the biggest we wuz kangz n sheit

Montenegrins are greedy people maybe even worse then then the Jews since they will sell their mothers if they could,also they have shown loyalty to NATO that made a divide beetwen us but they are still Serbs

>hocu da glasam
>pojma nemam kako da glasam
>nigde informacije kako da glasam

ne lupaj glavu bezveze i izadji i glasaj za baziranog boska

White knitted socks is the true white power!

>they have shown loyalty to NATO

Milo =/= all of Montenegro

If you honestly think people there want to join NATO, you're delusional.

БEЗ CИКИPAЦИJE

>t.Montenigger
go back to your mauntins

kako i gde?

youtu.be/OXV67Y6M12Q

Koliko bre godina ti imas?

your country is the one who's gonna lose the most by a disbanding of the eu, you dumb motherfucker

u zivotu nisam izasao na izbore, nisu me naucili kako, a dodik je svakako bio na vlasti od kada znam za sebe
drzavljanstvo sam dobio pre godinu dana huehue

I fucking can't stand Serbians. Most I've ran into are POS's. There's a large enclave of them here in Tampa Bay. I'm sure there are some decent ones out there but most I've run into are smiley, grimey, swindling motherfuckers. Trust em as far as I can throw them.

A few of the women are fuckable, but most seem to be ugly cows.

Does anyone else have this opinion?

Gde si prijavljen da zivis? Tu je vec trebao da ti stigne listic za glasanje.

vozdovac, niko u kraju nije dobio listice koliko znam

Kako to? Glasanje je za tri dana. Mi dobili ovde (Zemun) prosle nedelje.

>diaspora
kek they are your problem now Amerikanski
donese ti postar listic na tvoju adresu za koga oces da glasas i ti samo izadjes odneses taj listic na biracko mesto

our diaspora is cancer, that why they left our country in the first place

the same goes for most of the diaspora preferably balkan one. i think the most civilized out there are croats while the least ones are albanians

There is no /ourguys/ in Serbia. We only vote for the official kike ideology to be put in practice.
Anyone who speaks like /ourguy/ is actually controlled opposition, because he makes himself extreme enough to make sure he never takes power.

prazno sanduce
znaci da sam ga ispusio za izbore?

May you choose the most leftist option.

All of them are dumb faggots, to the last one.
We are doomed.

None of them understand economics.
None of them understand business.
Some of them only know how to act like
they understand while omitting some
glaring problems or inconsistencies.

Vucic is a faggot for example who keeps
talking that our country isn't in deficit,
yet at the same time he introduces excise on electricity for the 1st time in our country's history which is a move only justified to combat a glaring economic downfall.

All of them to the last one are dumb fucking faggots in different ways.
It's horrible.

>roach
>sharing an opinion

this desu though serbs in serbia are still mostly cancer

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Alo bre, zar nisi cuo? Srbija zna, zaokruzi 2, Vuk Jeremic.

Mozemo i Moramo Bolje

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For the first time I agree with you bunker heads.

we will make what we did in the 90s look like a fucking joke roach

sundjer bob je smesan decko, ide svima na kurac sa tim reklamama za koje je najverovatnije ulozio najvise para a na kraju ce ga samo tako ispusiti

we agree on many things, if only you would look past the blockheads brat

Why do you keep starting this thread?
There is literally nothing we can do.
And no one outside of Serbia gives even a single flying fuck about us, and especially our politics.

>tfw voting for jankovic

OP shilling for fucking vucic get out.

T H I S

> Date
2 April 2017

> Details
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Serbia

> Quick Rundown
> Aleksander Vucic
Nigger

> Sasa Jankovic
Faggot

> Vojislav Seselj
Loser

> Vuk Jeremic
GNAA founder

> Bosko Obradovic -
Land-grabbing nigger

> Ljubiša Preletačević
Roody-Poo

Things aren't going to be full metal Sweden levels will they no matter who wins right?

>And no one outside of Serbia gives even a single flying fuck about us
Except albo/croat diaspora niggers, they allways show how butthurt they are in these Serbia threads

We could agree on even more things if you could stop sending Albanian criminals to Kosovo to offset your prison population, let us make Kosovo economically productive again, and make a pact with us to fight Middle Easterners and Islam crossing into the Balkans like the old days.

>thinking peaceful coexistence with albozergs is possible

The only peace there is to be had is the peace of the grave, when it's their bodies lying six feet under.

I'm not advocating for peace.
I'm advocating for business.
There is a big difference.
We will still be in war, just not one with bullets beyond shooting them at muzzies.

I dont think you understand that Kosovo is nothing but business right now. Serb and Albanian mafia are best friends in Mitrovica. They exploit the border insecurity to smuggle and make millions

So many Boskoshills here...

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fuck off retard

>quick rundown
>gives false info
baka desu senpai

That's short-term business. Short-term business is bad business. Drugs are being legalized these days, price hikes happening, users reducing, and conventional crime is becoming unpopular.

Killing Muzzies is good long-term business.
Muzzies are breeding more than they are dying,
which makes for good fertilizer business when we make a corpse economy out of them.
They are eternal business. The Crusaders understood this but forgot later.

You need to think long-term here.

>20 years
28 to be precise

Sikiracija instead of sekiracija... Triggers the shit out of me, but see you tonight in Mladenovac.

il si musko il si bosko

>Vojislav Seselj
>now obviously shilling for Vucic.
kys retard

i am interested in like a 'what do those people even do' way

it is true though

he defends now his mafia brother is and talks nothing against vucic

even here no one knows

you must be diaspora

this desu

hot

>Jeremic left
>Parovic vucic shill
>Seselj vucic shill
>Vucic pro eu

>Suport Bosko you guys, he's /ourguy/, only right winger, for real

kys your self, shill.

Serbs are a bunch of commies, socialists and progs with an average IQ of 89.

Therefore, the probability of electing a based president is ZERO.

we get it, you're a brainless bot

forgot the pic

>t. supporter of Beli
you're a retarded nigger

you are a mountain nigger, what do you even know about seselj's doings in the recent time?

trips of truth
yeah most people who know better have left the country to rot by itself
all that is left is the idiots and students

enough to know that you're full of shit, pea brain

>Support the only WHITE candidate
>Be called a nigger

Boskoshill logic, everyone.

Why do you as a Slovenian defend Seselj so much???
You must be a diasopra then.

>he still thinks seselj is based
seselj literally told in live program how vucic's brother dindu nuffin

>>Support the only WHITE candidate
what are you even talking about, you moron
it shows how beli's voters are teenagers and retards who're spewing out random shit
i believe he's not even aware of what he would do when if he becomes president one day, which will luckily never happen of course

Ajde kad si toliko pametan reci koji je po tebi "based" predsednik?

citav dif glasa za belog kolko cujem

dobro?

Our IQ would be higher if all the intelligent people didn't leave the country.
And they leave the country because the stupids are keeping them down and trying to fix shit would be a waste of IQ and time.

Such is life.

Being this assmad that a meme candidate will get double the votes compared to your Vucic v2 fag you're shilling on a mongolian fingerpainting board.

Barem ce mladi da izadju i smanje procentazu Vucicu, pa ce mozda narod da vidi da nije svemocan.

This elections are a joke. Vucic is transfering from the PM position which holds all the power to be the president which is a little more then a ficus.

The real question is who will be the next PM. Can't wait to see that.

i'm not shilling you idiot, what makes you believe i'm somehow a shill for bosko? we're talking abut serious candidates here, not your meme candidates like beli

well that's only good thing about beli, he's encouraging more kids to vote for him instead to sell their vote to vucic

i'm anti globalist, seselj is the only legit choice

please die asap

vaseljenska.com/vesti/vojislav-seselj-brani-andreja-vucica-sinisu-malog-video/

hahaha they removed the video i see now... i wonder why?
i'll try to find it if it's reuploaded somewhere else

>we're talking abut serious candidates here
kek

No but really, stop shilling for Bosko or shill for the true Bosko, as seen here Biased rundowns and being butthurt that your pick will be under a literal meme in vote count wont help you much, mate.