Guy from India here, ask me anything

Friendly Pajeet here.

P.S - If you AT&T is charging you more money or if you want some discount call them up or chat and threaten to disconnect. They are authorized to give you discount of up to $100.
This is for phone, tv, and internet. That's one time discount.

Or if it's verizon and you're renewing then ask then if they can add free premium channels. They can usually do one of the premium channels like HBO (whole package) for free for 12-24 months.

If it is cox beware about the router charge.

BUY the equipment instead of renting. If the equipment doesn't work you can always get a new one or get it fixed on your own.

Renting will mean that they will replace the equipment as long as it is on rent.

Always ask if there are any equipment upgrades available for free, lie about it and tell them your friend got something like that.

Don't be dicks if they say it's not available, if the agent says it's not available then it is most likely not, but they are not supposed to talk about these things proactively. It's tell unless asked.

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India is very acient.
Russia is 1000 years old, India is 5000.
I like you.

Thanks, Pajeet.

Tell me about where you are from. I want the daily mundane shit yall do. Or a picture of the landscape.

what is your anime gf

Thanks Pajeet, not gonna lie sometimes it's hard to understand you guys on the phone, but managable.

There is a reason Kashmir is very important for India, Pakistan, and China.
China wants Kashmir to be in Pakistan's side so that it can have sea access in case it gets choked around the shipping lanes.
This is why it is expanding it's influence into south china sea.

For India if it gains Kashmir, it will block pakistan from it's only all weather friend, and block china's contengency plan.

Also if india gets the Kashmiir which is occupied by Pakistan then it gets access to Europe through narrow corridor in afghanistan.

Thank you Russian, you have always been a good ally. When my father was doing his engineering he got a chance to meet russian scientists when they visited his college, he gifted him a book about air propulsion. his eyes still light up talking about that day.

Bhai kya phooka hai

Most of the times being nice and coardial on the chat works best. Calling them assholes or being rude to them won't work, and you won't be able to do jack shit if you take his "id" and "name".

Most of the times the customer care guys are the bottom of the totem pole, and youngsters who are working by night and studying by day. This is a good way for their pocket money or sometimes even paying the fees.

Having said that, if these cunts are calling you in the middle of the night then you have every right to call them "madarchod" or "teri behen ko idhar bhej bhadve." and cut the call.

The agents can see the chats, and view the call history of when you called, and the reason.

Stop lying you fat fucks, we know you ordered that playboy channel, and didn't accidentally order 3 PPV adult movies. We can see how it was ordered, when, and through what device too.

We know what channels you watch the most. Don't tell us "Oh, I don't even watch HBO you can cut it from my cable" when we can see that it is one of the top channels of your recording, and live watching.

The best way is to be calm and reiterate your questions 2-3 times max. If that doesn't work, cool down. Send email.
Nothing makes them work faster than an email, it leaves paper trail.

Most goofups are made by onshore centres, meaning the ones which are in USA, I don't know who works there and who goofs up, maybe its alan, or Shaniqua, or fucking pedro, but these people are working minimum wage jobs and they care even less than the offshore people. You argue with them and they'll cut you off.

Anytime brah. I'll let you know if i get more.

I'm from the western part of India, it borders Pakistan. City life is mostly like the life there, we're too busy. But at the end of the day we come home and meet our parents, kids siblings.

>this disgusting blob

Just follow the natural barriers. You do for the most part, but why the fuck do you have to go beyond that desert in the west?
Keep it between the seas and mountains, and up to the desert.

Why is Viral Kholi so fucking shit?

Gangedi ganja,ganje pe chutmari,bakchodi Larping ho gyi hamari.

Sadko pe leti hai,galiyon me leti hai,theatre mein leti hai,hotel me leti hai.

Please kill me someone.

We Indian's have not seen the real quality.
, like I have tasted the chocolates from India and from Europe/NZ/USA/Belgium. The BEST ones here are (shit) tier there

You have the CIA listening to your every move, we have the neighborhood aunties for that.

The place I live is mostly flat lands, with some mountains. I live in the plains.

Pic related - one of the hill stations.

Why are Australians such sore losers

You guys suck in Cricket,go fuck yourself gadheds.

People still call tech support? In 2017, with all the live chat and email shit available? Wow.

hey Pajeet

I know we all give you hard time a loo pooing and stuff, but you guy are pretty cool. We need to team up and defeat the Islamic horde and the Yellow Menace

I don't have one currently. suggestions?

I agree, we sometimes speak very quick. I've noticed that since i talk to a lot of people.

The quick speech might be because the conversation is not natural, and it's a script.

the way we talk is we first figure out what we want to say to you in our own language, and then we translate it into English, and then speak it out loud.

with practice Indian accent can be one of the most clearer ones.

Kuch nai phunka re, jo bola sach hi hai, mai bore hota hoon tab aa jata hoon idhar, better than the "loo me tatti kar" threads that we get.

>but why the fuck do you have to go beyond that desert in the west?
That's the only place from where the invaders can come. The further we push them, the more secure the core is. This is what all the countries do. Look at France, Germany, and Russia.

bhai sach bol tu /r/india ja ke aya hai na?

>with all the live chat and email shit available?
Who do you think takes your live chats and emails?

I love spicy indian curry. Gives me explosive diarrhea, but damn it's worth it.
Do you like any Euro food?

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LOO ME TATTI KAR

Thanks man, we do have our faults and we're trying to fix them. Most Indians can handle the banter and even the racism but it is when they start doing the same then the racists start to have problems case in point that butthurt aussie.
They tried their best to target the whole team by 'sledging' and one player in particular, and even cheated, but this indian cricket side isn't the one which will stay silent. They replied in kind and targeted the team, and we were civilized enough to keep it in the ground. The aussies got butthurt like they always do and they lost the series. But instead of graciously accepting defeat they are of course going to be sore losers and double the attacks, and then indians replied in kind.
Now they have to play the Indian Premier League in India and they just realized it is in one week, so they started to token apologize because $$s are important.

I love the aussies man, but they need to grow thicker skin. If you want the banter, learnt to take it too. This is what I like about the americans though, they love to laugh at themselves too.

>We need to team up and defeat the Islamic horde and the Yellow Menace
Soon. The muslims are going to start having a tougher time in India, but as soon as we start to make a move against them they collectively chimp out.

Also, China is asserting itself really strongly. India and USA might be getting closer, but we also want to keep our independence. China is powerful, there is no doubt about that, definitely more powerful than India at this point.
Bhenchod teri behan ko bhej idhar! :^)

>I love spicy indian curry. Gives me explosive diarrhea, but damn it's worth it.

Yea pretty good isn't it?

>Do you like any Euro food?
We don't get much European food here, and since I don't eat meat, most of it is out of scope for me. My friend studied culinary in Switzerland, and he loves the european food, he is back here and still misses it sometimes.

But most people in India will love Pasta, and Pizza. Those are the two things which are popular here.

I personally love the chocolates from there.

Maki a cute

QT 3.14

I remember watching Code Geiss and there was this girl I liked. I don't remember the name, it was long time ago, maybe her too.

Thanks. It's always good to put the memes down and see what's really going on, on the other side of the world.

Tbqh I don't like western food that much, I mean Chinese is nice since its equally spicey but most of western food is really tasteless for me.

It could be because there aren't any good western cooks here, like Indians follow the "Omg I love pizza" hype but I have never eaten pizza like pic related here. Its usually over thick crust and a very dried out pizza.

I love white sauce pasta though and I can also cook it very well.

> but most of western food is really tasteless for me.

I hate to say this but this is actually true. It's quite bland for someone who lives in Asia.

Thanks man, I totally expected this thread to go the meme way and I wouldn't mind that either, I'd troll and they'd troll, and then we'd all wank to anime wifu and go to bed crying.

I can imagine it seems tasteless to you if you are used to spicing everything up extremely.
I admit I also put Tabasco sauce on my Pizza, it makes it much more exciting desu.
But if you don't like meat, central euro food is not for you.

>I hate to say this but this is actually true. It's quite bland for someone who lives in Asia.
Not going to argue that. Western civilization is built upon getting to Asia to get some Lawry's

>It's quite bland for someone who lives in Asia.
THIS.

I have found burgers in McDonald's vomit inducing

And the fried chicken at KFC is the worst chicken dish I have ever eaten.

I have eaten chicken momos tastier than fried chicken at KFC.

They are not juicy, they are just oily.

I like meat but tbqh I have never eaten European cuisine including meat. May be its because of lack of restaurants here.

There is only American food abundantly available here and tbqh McDonald's and KFC are both shit tier. They have the talent to make Chicken taste bad.

Yea man, I wonder if indian spices are available in USA/Europe now.

I know Dubai has markets with Indian spices because of the huge population there.

Jai ho modi sarkar! But please I'm concern about aadhar.

it's going to a privacy nightmare, and hackers are going to love that juicy data.

ps .check numbers.

>KFC
does it have anything good? I haven't been there, ever.

any of you fellow Pajeets had a power cut just right now? :/

what's your favorite street?

M.G Road.
I (((shit))) you not, but there is a street call M.G Road in ALMOST EVERY STATE if not every city.
pretty crazy stuff

nah man, haven't experienced power cuts in years. Maybe it would go for a couple minutes sometimes.

Pick any street in Katyn,

What religion are you?

nice one pajeet, nice one

100% Hindu, family won't mind if you convert to any other religion except the (((obvious))) and Islam.

ok but like do you guys actually shit on the streets because im too lazy to look it up

1) Are you gonna seal all the borders with Pakistan? How? And why?

2) Is my Portuguese Goan-origin Prime-Minister anyway a member of a cast or something?

An average day of coexistence in a hot summer in India.
youtu.be/5HrPLIF8icA

>Are you gonna seal all the borders with Pakistan?
Yes but I don't think completely sealing is possible. It's not just pakistan, we're sealing it off with Bangladesh too.
Most of the border with Pakistan is secure because of the hostilities, they have a sea route and that's why no matter how much we lock them at the land, if they want to send insurgents they can do that by sea so it's not just the land border but sea border too which we should be taking care of.

>How?
We are apparently going to ask Israel of some tech, and develop some tech indigenously, again I don't think that completely sealing a border is possible, but we can do as much as possible. In a way we can just make an Indian soldier stand every 100 meters.

Currently there is a shallow sea at the Rann of Kutch border, some insurgents can just walk through pakistan into India and that's why the soldiers take a walk every morning and look at footprints, they're good trackers too . And Indians are not allowed to go in after certain point either.

We will get them "Lazers"

>And why?

Pakistan is an enemy country, we don't want anyone to come here. It will some day disintegrate and when it doesnt we don't want refuge flood here.

Bangladesh because they are emigrating to India by jumping borders. They are drastically changing the demographics of the eastern border states. The locals fear they will become minority in few decades.

We are also concerned about extremists from both these countries entering India. Bangladesh is becoming an extremist state. The government is trying hard that it doesn't happen but it's an islamic country, it was bound to happen eventually.

Are powercuts still a thing? Haven't got one in years, it happens rarely and that too for a minute or two.

Hindu, agnostic theist.

also what he said is true.

> Is my Portuguese Goan-origin Prime-Minister anyway a member of a cast or something?

Yes, you got poo'd, from now on it's not portugal, it's more like POOrtugal. :P

On a serious note.
Yes he is Goan, and I don't think he is dalit.

Casts are classifications.

the Brahmins: priests, scholars and teachers.
the Kshatriyas: rulers, warriors and administrators.
the Vaishyas: merchants.
the Shudras: laborers and service providers.

These werent supposed to be fixed.

Same, kahi vo banda UP, Bihar se to nahi hai na?

>I don't have one currently. suggestions?
Don't bother with waifus. That's some r9k tier shit right there. Just bang the women you're attracted too. You won't be sari, kek

Nah m8, I'm from Bombay
>UP, Bihar
Do they even know what Internet is?

Thanks for the tip Indianon. I grew up in a suburb of Orlando, Florida thats semifamous for being little India. I have to say you guys are the most educated and best "minority" group around. I was in all Advanced classes which meant all my classes were atleast 40% Indian but it never really bothered me.

Also I got free Doctors visits any time I wanted because my neighbors Indian dad was a pediatrician.

When are you reclaiming Pakistan and Bangladesh from Muslim rule?

>Just bang the women you're attracted too.
Word.

>You won't be sari,

Aaayeee lmao.. Good one mate.

I'm so tired of all the shitty tech workers you export. I've interviewed Indians with masters degrees who can't pass a junior level interview. Please do something about the education system there, it is so horrible!

Shhh
Mandir vahi banega

Were you affected by the banning of the 500 and 1000 rupee notes?

I had no idea Mumbai had power cuts.

>Do they even know what Internet is?
Reliance Jio ka kamal.

Where do you think the videos like "devar ke sath babhi soyi ek raat" are going on trending on YouTube.

These fags are looking up porn on YouTube.

There was this one guy abhishek misra. BC itna bada chutiya hai vo. Aap tard kahika.

Thanks for the answers,

Yea it helps to have Indian friends. All my friends or their dads are doctors or engineers.
And we dropped out to start business. Lel.

When will you pull your own weight and glass pakistan?

We need to deal with the Muslims in India first. They think they are descendants of Turkish, and Arabs but in truth all of them are converted even pakis and Bangladesh.

They were all Hindus and they hate the fact that they can never be true Muslims.
Even the other countries consider them inferior that is why when some went from here to fight for Isis they were given kitchen duties, or running errands. They were considered unfit for fighting.

They are in dilemma no one accepts them.only India accepts them and yet they want to fuck over this country.
Many Muslims are nice but they are silent when the moderate Muslims tell them to shut up.

We will first divide pak . mainly Baluchistan. Then we can think about integrating once they convert to Hinduism.

Yes, always.

>I'm so tired of all the shitty tech workers you export.
Wrong.

>I've interviewed Indians with masters degrees who can't pass a junior level interview.
No you haven't, yes they can pass. If they didn't there wouldn't be high amount of Indians working those jobs.

>Please do something about the education system there, it is so horrible!

Only valid point.

I wasn't much affected by the ban because most of our money was white.
It was slight inconvenience.

Bigger issue is aadhar card.


Anytime bro.

If you give me $100 I can show you the place. Best deal.

Reasonable plan. What is India planning to do about pic related? Btw, ocean currents don't exactly help move it along.

Don't get me wrong, I personally rate India as number 2 Asian country (behind Japan) in terms of trust and likability.

Hahaha this shit is exactly what I expect from an Indian. For every 1 that can actually program there are 5 more with their thumbs up their asses.

Keep denying that your country's biggest export is cheap tech labor.

Sorry your job got shafted because of a cheap Indian labourer.
Average Indian software engineer gets paid $90k to $120k in the beginning. If that's cheap then alright bro.

Pic is for some tsunami or something not feces.
Inb4 tsunami of poo.

I get your point though.
We are working on fixing that issue. Most important is the infrastructure.

No one will go to a loo if there isn't water or it stinks like this fatty.

Second is the current mindset. People are stupid, they do not like change.

The government has made millions of toilets in just a year. People said we can't do it when it was first announced. Now we are taking onto changing mindset and having the infrastructure and keeping it.
There are skeptics but we'll do it.

The only opposing voice comes from the people who have nothing else to do. Rest will line up and get to work.

There are many advertisements, govt schmese etc. In few months you will start seeing states being declared open defecation free. I live I'm a state like that. Or at least very close to the target.

Lookup swatch Bharat abhiyan for more info.

how can you be a skeptic to toilets?

Thanks for the answer to the question I should have asked. Obviously the government wants the problem fixed, I should have asked what is the general acceptance among the public. You covered that anyways.

Keep dreaming. Most of your dudes get paid less than minimum wage and work remote or on temp visas. The vast majority of H1B workers get paid the minimum amount.

Frankly, it's your own people's unwillingness to accept their weaknesses that will lead to Indians losing more tech outsourcing marketshare to better trained populaces like the Brazilians or Chinese.

No man, you will see some people still do it but that's in the extremely remote rural areas , I remember going to a small village as a kid and seeing people shit there, I was so fucking shocked (never seen that before) but I haven't seen anyone shit on the streets from that time Google UP and BIHAR, I have heard people there are too dumb to use toilets , maybe there they shit on the streets and stuff

Interested in learning more. Drop some knowledge on me.

Have you not heard about the poo witch my friend?

Some people will oppose anything just because a particular party, ethnicity, religion, or country did something.

You're welcome man.
The public in general wants to improve but there always will be some fucktards who oppose anything.

It's sad really. I am concerned about the fact that once the infrastructure is made it should be maintained. I have seen that the maintenance has improved but not as much as I'd like. We have a long way to loo.

The poo witch, and I thought anti trump witches were a fucking joke to society.

Keep dreaming. Most of your dudes get paid less than minimum wage and work remote or on temp visas. The vast majority of H1B workers get paid the minimum amount.

That is why Indian Americans are highest earners in USA.


>Frankly, it's your own people's unwillingness to accept their weaknesses
Projection.

>that will lead to Indians losing more tech outsourcing marketshare to better trained populaces like the Brazilians or Chinese.
Lel

thehindu.com/news/international/IGNORING-INDIAN-TALENT-CHINAS-MISTAKE/article17360649.ece
"China should hire Indian science, high-tech talent to maintain innovation ability"

When even the Chinese propaganda news paper admits that ignoring Indian talent was a mistake then maybe you should reflect on what you're saying.

I have replied with facts and you have replied with anecdotes and butthurt.

You have never interviewed a single person in your life let alone a masters degree holder.
Get out of your basement fatty. The world out there is quite pretty. You don't have shit on your street too. Some sun will help you.

Sure man in regards to what?

If you are afraid about the loo after eating Indian food make sure you eat 2 spoon of yogurt before and after eating. Your poo will not feel like you're launching V2 rockets.

The poo witches will come for you lad.
Always be aware.

This is work of poo witch.

Why won't you and your ilk poo in loo?

>inb4 only poor people do it
>pic related

For lulz. If it wasn't for us would you guys have so much fun with the memes?

I've been disproving your facts Pajeet, gotta work on your English. Your cited income is per household per person is 44k. There was an article on Indian owned QZ stating that your own companies wouldn't hire college grads and would rather just train from high school. A second article stated poor engineering quality as a factor for shit tier wages for Indian engineers.

How did you manage to build a computer and gain internet access using only curry and human feces?

How do you live? My friend went to visit India last year and he had to come back 1 day later. He was truly disgusted and he's a fucking hippie. Is there clean water?

Maki chut

Are pakistan, Afghanistan, Nepal, bengladesh, Burma, and Sri lanka Indian clay? Also shitting on a street is a dream of mine, is there any etiquette I have to follow if I go?

That income is higher than whites. It is still higher than Anyone else in USA. Maybe you didn't read it.

> There was an article on Indian owned QZ stating that your own companies wouldn't hire college grads and would rather just train from high school.

It is one company which is thinking about hiring students for programming not because the colleges are too bad but the high schoolers are cheaper. Programming quality still remains the same.

In your first comment i told agreed with improving quality of colleges.
You said you interviewed people who went there and they don't know stuff..that is total bs.

Again, you have no idea of what you're talking about.

I told you even the Chinese want the Indian talent. The very fact that the Chinese admit that Indian talent is needed for innovation in their country should speak a lot about the value..

You can live in your dreamland buddy stay in your crappy basement being a keyboard warrior..

You first told me.you interviewed people , looks like you misread articles..
It's OK. Brain scramble is a sign of unhealthy and obesity.
You'll be fine. take your meds.

Do not underestimate the power of poo. We launched rocket into space with it, building computer is nothing.

No clean water for Turkroach.

Etna badka badka nibandhwa kahe likh raha hai ji?

youtube.com/watch?v=_C-F2w18Em4

Ekdum

>Are pakistan, Afghanistan, Nepal, bengladesh, Burma, and Sri lanka Indian clay?
Yes.

>Also shitting on a street is a dream of mine, is there any etiquette I have to follow if I go?

Always touch feet of elders. You also have to rape a woman if this is your first time shitting on a street.

You will have to carefully choose which street to shit if not then poo witch will catch you or even worse this will happen.

I do not want my fat American friend's brain spread on the road. Some of you're fags but most of you are alright.

You are also supposed to kill 1 (one) Muslim after you have done shitting.

You can follow me on reddit for more info.

And for the love of god do NOT be a retard and pull out that tissue paper.
You have no idea how many white women I had to "deal with" because they did not perform exactly as it was supposed to.

Then they cry about gang rape. How's that even my fault. Don't do it properly and get punished. Fucking whiners.

Aive hi yar. Mereko kuch kam nai tha.

I fucking hate Indian people to be honest my dude. All the men look fucking weird and creepy, all the women look disgusting.

I work retail and BY FAR it's Indians that smell the worst, cause the most issues, and ask the dumbest fucking questions. Chinese people are undoubtedly second.

Lol get fucked faggot. Come at us like you tried for thousands of years.

I agree with it all. I think you should tell them to fuck off to where they came from.

Do you guys get paid decently for the outsourced jobs? Is it even worth it?

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OK bro let me get my lungi ready.

You have no idea how much the middle man earns. Worth it? Dude I am considering opening an IT company.

And the rules that USA has made that softwares should be given to American companies aren't working well.

What we do is set up a company in USA. And since this company is American they can take projects and they transfer it to India.
This is only one tier, there are 2-3 even 4 tiers. The project jumps from one place to another and eventually lands in hands of pajeet

How much is the charge for building a simple 10 page website there?
Ex 2 - website for local store.

Engineering ke mare lag rahe ho

Realistically though, how would india take all these countries from native Bhuddist and Muslims? Also your opinion on the RSS?

Indians are pretty bro tier when it comes to call center stuff. Always understanding and to the point.

Bhai ek website me apna 1/2 pagar nikal jata hai. Mehnat bhi nai itni.