APRIL HAPPENING

Holy shit. In April:

>Virginia Tech Massacre
>Waco massacre
>Columbine massacre
>Oklahoma bombing
>Boston marathon bombing
>Titanic sank
>Abraham Lincoln was shot dead
>US revolutionary war begun
>Texas fertilizer plant explosion
>Jesus was crucified
>Pope Francis (the last pope) was elected
>Ship full of ammonium nitrate exploded and killed 500 in 1947 in Texas

THE BLOOD SACRIFICE TO THE BEAST AKA THE FEAST OF MOLOCH BEGINS ON APRIL 19 AND ENDS ON MAY 1

What will happen this year? Will Trump get assassinated? Will the next American Civil war start? A big terrorist attack?

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and Adolf Hitler killed himself April 30th, my birthday!

forgot hitlers birthday

He didn't, you filthy lying jew.

War with Mexico

No that's right, I'm sure he is still in Argentina, planning his comeback.

>confirmation bias: the thread

APRIL FOOLS!

>WOW YOUGIZE I CAN NAME 1 NOTEWORTHY DISASTER IN THE MONTH OF APRIL 12 TIMES IN A PERIOD ENCOMPASSING OVER 100 YEARS.
>10% OF THE TIME SOMETHING NOTEWORTHY HAPPENS IN APRIL. IT'S HAPPENING YOU GUYS
>HOLY SHIT. TOTALLY NOT CONFIRMATION BIAS.

Its not out of the realm of possibility that he escaped.

I actually agree with that, its certainly not impossible. We know that other Nazis escaped. and apparently JFK never believed the official story.

thesun.co.uk/news/3178777/jfk-thought-hitler-still-alive-diary-reveals/

Thanks for ruining my day.
Fuck u.

We get visited by Ayy Lmaos on April Fool's day.

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Oh god wad wil habben dis abrill ?

april 29th?

All will be revealed on April 3rd.

Woah woah woah, Moloch is a sun god? wtf

I thought the sun worshippers were the good guys

No troll here but why is Francis called the last pope? I know he's got a liberal agenda. But won't there be more popes after him?

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He just let muslims hold prayers at the vatican he is a faux pope

>He just let muslims hold prayers at the vatican he is a faux pope
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