Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything

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Where are you from?

are you russian?

Stop posting this sexy canuck luberjack on your russian threads.

Do you suck cocks?

Smolensk

Yes

What if i don't?

Net

Post pics slut.

Are you gay?

Did they ever bring back the original Kolbasa recipe or is it one of those things lost to history like Greek Fire?

You have a gf?

Only for money

A ty govarish po russki

You posted pics in the other thread.

What does the average russian think about all the Russian hysteria going on in the US media and libtards?

This man doesnt even look Canadian.. he looks italian. Real Canadians are Scots/francos

Que? I didn't

They don't know anything about this

How do you spell
>kek
In Cyrillic

ARE YOU FUCKIN GAY????

Do you guys ride bears ?

Have you served in army?
Do you love Russia?
Do you want to leave?
Do you have a higher education?
Why dont you kill yourself?

What are the whitest parts of your country?

кэк

Slavs are not white.

That is one sexy lumberjack

Canada is somalian and arab, actually.

how many types of Russian women are there and which do you prefer?

most

non-arabic

non-black

non-mexican

non-asian

non-indian

part of your country. Highest rate of people with blonde hair or blue eyes if there are any, otherwise just places with the least amounts of those others

My god I love Russian women. So based. So dirty

Кeк

1.no
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. ...

Sure

Karelia

Кaкoй мacти? He пидop, нe cyкa?

yes but there are 2 types of Russian women, tiny skinny woman and big thick sturdy woman

if this thread is about russia why is the guy in your pic canadian?

It's my husbando

Do you see an similarities between the colapse of the USSR and americas current situation?
From my view point we forced them into spending heavily on the military while we built up soft power which isolated them leading to a collapse and a massive heroin problem.
China is spending a pittance on building some islands and forcing us to increase militsry spending which had neglected the citizens and led to a heroin epidemic that continues tp grow.
Hell we even both went to afghanistan towards the end.
Any thoughts?

>you on the left?

Do russians still drink window cleaning chemicals to get drunk?

how's latvia going? you guys didnt make the list

Checked!

There are very few similarities at this point. US is still doing very well.

Don't see any similarities.

No, don't ook like that

>Кeк

Are you sure that wouldn't be "Kyek"

What's the best borsh recipe?

What kind of chainsaw do you use

I like the old stihl saws. The new "chip automated" ones are shit though. Husqvarna is where its at for newer saws. Even though they have more tools for maintenance for no reason.

I don't eat borsh

Кaк дeлa?

Училcя в Яpocлaвлe.

Latvia is only a stop for the refugees that are aiming for Germany. Last time I checked there were only 4 refugees left and even they were sure that they won't stay in Latvia but move to Germany. So I think that my country is gonna be ok and free from islic terrorists. But im not so sure about you leafcuck. :P

No, Canada is doomed.

FUCKS SAKE YOU REDDIT CLOWN, DO YOU SUCK DICK?!?!?!?!?!?!

Does your car look anything like this?

Canada is a country. You're a single individual. So I think that you'll be okay.

>ask the niggers of Europe anything

No thanks

a fucking LEAF

Is it true that the government controls the public through access to strong and affordable alcohol?
What are your thoughts on Donald Trump?
Does anyone over there actually want war with us?
Lastly, how do Russians feel about communism?

I will escape to somewhere in EE.

leafs really are the worst.

Op probably has a moskvich or a golf.

How's it hanging, Russian?

Not everyone drives here golfs. I do, but not everyone

not to well, i hear there is a rope shortage and several flag poles have brooken

...

When are you going to invade the turkish straits?

How does Russia deal with uppity Muslims? Russia has a 10% population of them. That's about the point when they start to Akbar out.

Is Putin in danger of being ousted or is that just bullshit I hear?

I think they should invade the Danish straits instead.

Except our muslims drink alcohol

Kek.
>Faggots who cant read russian might not understand but here's a little hint.
>the sign says "Russia without Putin"

Do you enjoy Beluga caviar?

idk putin is doing a good job for a country that got fucked by jews

You can actually track where the Yemeni Imams have gone in the 70s by which off licenses are out of scotch and cartons of cigarettes

rare??

Mainly through FSB managing the imams. Muslims don't really go full retard if you control the distribution of religion.

>trying to sell me the "they earn more rublos BS"
nigga the rublo is and will keep crashing

Are you pissed about the Soviet Union? Do you want the Russian Federation to face the same fate?

post proof they dont, im just saying according to the pic it looks like they are doing better

I dont think that in Russia the collapse of USSR was something good. Imo the older generation still believes that the collapse of USSR was the biggest catastrophe in history. This ideology is the remains of communism in Russia and since communism wasn't banned like nationalism-socialism in Germany it still remains in some countries other than Russia.

>Are you pissed about the Soviet Union? do What do you mean by this?

>Do you want the Russian Federation to face the same fate?
It's inevitable

>Do you want the Russian Federation to face the same fate?

Opinion on EU?

USSR 2.0

>not knowing history
there was an oppressive communist party. There was never communism. There was a special brand of socialism that party promised will turn into communism in 1960s, then in 1970s, then in 1980s, etc. Which everyone knew is BS.

You can't ban communism, because it's frankly speaking unachievable, you can theoretically ban parties that are building communism (which is probably a good thing to do)

Kaliningrad is Lithuanian clay.

All your clay are belong to us

I think its more like union (forgot its name) that was supposed to keep world's peace between WWI and WWII

did you forget "fuck trump and fuck white people" shill? sage

>
>Smolensk

>Yes

Smolensk JE Belarus!

What Russians like in their Pizzas?

Is true that the most popular Soda in Russia is neither Pepsi or Coke but some national brand?

League of Nations is UN 0.1

Yeah I fucked up. Sorry.

Why Masha Babko don't do legal sets anymore?

have you ever seen baba yaga in her hut that walks around with giant chicken legs?

Given a potatoe and a choice, would you eat to avoid starvation or ferment and distill it to drink away your despair?

I know, it's not a realistic question as russians would never have both a potatoe AND a choice, but in theory...?

>Southern Brazil

yeah, Argentina is not white but fucking BRAZIL tottally is right?.

I ordered my last years mail order bride, what model should I get this year?

Russian?
Why did you totally hack and rig our American election and steal it away from our madam president who was anointed to be the chosen one to make the future female?
Did you use Russian remote controlled flies to make her look bad during the debates?

I heard they think Coke and Pepsi are the cheap brands, and that they think the real no name cheap brands are the expensive.

I wonder if it's true.

>rare?
Newfag

Don't listen to the kraut, it's a very rare flag.

>ahmed

>What Russians like in their Pizzas?
Our pizzas are no different from yours

It's close to Belarus, but it's Russia

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