>Quick Rundown >Aleksander Vucic Massively the front-runner, somewhere between 45 and 55% in every poll. Used to be /ourguy/, now pro-EU. Wants to keep good relations with Russia. EU bitch.
>Sasa Jankovic Lefty, pro-EU he had a lot of problems with the current gov. because he tried to expose their corruption.
>Vojislav Seselj Based, used to be /ourguy/, now obviously shilling for Vucic. Hard Eurosceptic, anti-Islam, pro-Russia.
> Vuk Jeremic Lefty, tries to get more votes with a more nationalistic rhetoric.
>Bosko Obradovic /ourguy/, Anti-Islam, pro-Russia
>Ljubiša Preletačević "Comedian", tries to mock politicians, basically an unfunny cunt.
>Sasa Radulovic Lefty, pro-EU, worked in the gov. with this administration and left because of the insane amount of corruption
cardboard cut-out political options, all leading down the same path - selling the country at flea market prices to the kike.
considering roughly 90% of the place is culturally a mad max 3 tier wasteland, and considering the many historical opportunities we've had to make a change for the better but failed, I can only conclude we are subhuman shit deserving of being bought or sold as slaves (physically strong, yo) and will thus vote so as to cause the greatest most widespread agitation and saltiness possible, for our splendid dictator Vučić. (repost for extra salt)
Carson Lewis
cardboard cut-out political options, all leading down the same path - selling the country at flea market prices to the kike.
considering roughly 90% of the place is culturally a mad max 3 tier wasteland, and considering the many historical opportunities we've had to make a change for the better but failed, I can only conclude we are subhuman shit deserving of being bought or sold as slaves (physically strong, yo) and will thus vote so as to cause the greatest most widespread agitation and saltiness possible, for our splendid dictator Vučić.
Jeremiah Price
>I can only conclude we are subhuman shit deserving of being bought or sold as slaves
If i was in power i would hang you in the middle of Terazije with that post writen on your body desu senpai.
Austin Torres
Cardboard cut-out political options, all leading down the same path - selling the country at flea market prices to the kike.
Considering roughly 90% of the place is culturally a mad max 3 tier wasteland, and considering the many historical opportunities we've had to make a change for the better but failed, I can only conclude we are subhuman shit deserving of being bought or sold as slaves (physically strong, yo) and will thus vote so as to cause the greatest most widespread agitation and saltiness possible, for our splendid dictator Vučić.
Anthony Bailey
Ja bih nakacio onu reklamu za trke is 41'e ko sto Gestapo ostavio iz nepostovanja prema komunistima
John Wilson
Here's what will happen after the election no matter who wins:
- Our economy will still go down the drain - People will still leave the country - Our industry will still have no viable production or profit - Our education will NOT be fixed by introducing business and economics classes as mandatory in all high-schools, and substituting either art or music subjects because these two are worthless and would be better off combined to make way for an urgent need in economic and business education of our children - Our teachers in education will still have more bureaucracy to deal with, their days filled with worthless papers, instead of having the time to properly figure out teaching plans for all the children and students - Our people will still have no money to afford to make babies in sufficient numbers - The Internet will still be dictated by outer forces, and we will start fining and incarcerating our own citizens to satisfy the pockets of foreigners by fining them for pirating movies and shit like that - We will still have a Mudslime problem - Our agriculture will still be undeveloped, without any registration, maintenance, repair, and management system, properly getting it back on track and ensuring that people actually have an incentive to be farmers and produce shitloads of children - Our police force will still be the biggest organized criminal entity in the country - Our country will still be too stupid to focus on self-determination instead of cucking itself to Russians or Americans, both being cunts who are more interested in using us for their own interests than actually caring about us (and rationally so) - Our people will still be a mirror projection of the reality shows we give ratings to like Farma. We prefer reality TV to reading educational books and building something.
Nothing will change.
Samuel Adams
Didn't our air force destroy that bridge like 20 years ago?
Matthew Robinson
Dobar spam turci
Ryan Sullivan
You destroyed a lot of bridges but not that one.
Austin Rodriguez
Yeah and we rebuilt it because unlike members of the American ((("nation"))) we're fit enough to get off our asses and fix it.
Austin Powell
Turci barem imaju ekonomiju. Mogao bi da naucis nesto od tih bubasvaba.
Kevin Smith
>- Our country will still be too stupid to focus on self-determination instead of cucking itself to Russians or Americans, both being cunts who are more interested in using us for their own interests than actually caring about us (and rationally so)
N-nas R-rusi v-vole. Zar ne?
Jaxson Price
>- Our country will still be too stupid to focus on self-determination instead of cucking itself to Russians or Americans, both being cunts who are more interested in using us for their own interests than actually caring about us (and rationally so)
N-nas R-rusi v-vole. Je tako?
Leo Smith
SRBIJA RUSIJA
NE TREBA NAM UNIJA
Angel Wilson
Rusofilija je mentalna bolest. Volim ruse al' precise smo u zabludi
Carson Brooks
We used parts from your downed planes and helicopters to repair it.
Hunter Richardson
smrdis na ex-yu postera, ajde vrati se tamo klinac
Charles Thompson
If there's anything that you should learn from history, and Brits have learned that from USA, it's that so called brothers are more likely to kill you for benefits than strangers. Mainly because the idiot thinking of brotherly love has his guard down and is a naive imbecile ready to get taken advantage of. Even fucking Ottomans should have taught us that. And as far as Russia goes, ask the surroundings. If we were on the border of Russia, we'd be like everyone else hating them.
Adam Stewart
Do serbs hate russians?
Cameron Lee
>klinac Sluzio Sam u vojsci 99'e sa 19 a sta si ti radio?
Grayson Sanchez
Pusio je kurac strancima verovatno.
Joseph Brown
If the Russian border ever crept up next to ours, we certainly would. As things are now, we should be wary of them as much as Americans. Anyone with an education understands that national interest and monetary interests trumps cultural and religious commonality. The problem is that most Serbs here have no basic education.
Robert Cooper
jebao sam ti mater dok si se krio po sklonistima klinac
Josiah Turner
Well,there are some retards that are like "erghmuhgerd putin will save us,bring us back kosovo" (theese are probably the worst ones) On the other hand you have some people that just don't give much shit about them,and know that they are "here for us" because of personal intrests
Michael Diaz
THIS
Jaxon Barnes
Znaci tada nisi bio ni rodjen.
Ryder Wilson
no we like them because >orthodox >slavs >historical allies
Kayden Sullivan
>ook mi nemamo ni nekakvu zabludu da će vanjske snage nešto napraviti za nas Nakon što smo ušli u EU sve reforme su stale. Uskoro ćemo u udžbenicima morat i Ustaše slavit jer ćemo inače informatiku učiti s disketa i tiskanih pločica. Zašto su svi na Balkanu tako nedruštveni? Je li to zbog plemenskih društava? Kada će se vratiti neki strani diktator i razjebat to da stvori građansko društvo gdje nitko ne gleda čiji si nego koliko ti je dubok novčanik?
Eli Bell
Intuicija mi govori za trip godine. Moci demo po Sandzaku da koljemo u cetnickim uniformama I saw harmonikom I tamburama I gitarama u pozadini po busevima I tramvajima.
>alboshit shills but doesn't even know how to write proper Serbian.
Andrew Harris
>ave beli >samo jako
Mason Anderson
Opet ce Vucic dobiti,kao i uvijek.
Evan Perry
you fucking autist
Luke Anderson
Who gives a fuck about Serbia
Anthony Foster
>albobot Dete moje kad bi to znao kolko' se mucim sa ovim autokorektom. Lose su fore Belom, kraj price.
Nathan Howard
Your mother when she went on vacation
Wyatt Barnes
your mother gives a shit about my big thick serbian cevap
Gavin Murphy
youtube.com/watch?v=uo9hhaKnYmY Fore nisu poenta idiote This is the exactly kind of guy that we need,i really don't understand the point of this image?Are you trying to say that being an average Serbian man is somehow bad? I do
Jose Gomez
ONLY STRONGLY!
Brody Johnson
Vidi brate ne zelim da neki balavi milenijalac bude predstavnik Srbije sa svojim preterivanjem. Da je stao na reklami i kandidaturi bilo bi super ali ne sa ovim govnjivim preterivanjem
Wyatt Gutierrez
>Vidi brate ne zelim da neki balavi milenijalac bude predstavnik Srbije sa svojim preterivanjem. Svako je bolji od Tome
Lucas Green
>Toma On se sada ne kandiduje. Believe ima stocarsko ponasanje I provincijalni mentalitet
braco,iskreno beli je na neki nacin poput nusica,on satirom kenja po vlasti,ko shvati shvati
Alexander Reyes
Njegova satira ide van potrebnih granica, mora da nauci da bude subtilan.
Ian Smith
Srbi linkajte mi kampanje od navedenih političara ako takvo što postoji. Ovaj TL;DR ne govori mnogo, a nisam pratio srpsku političku scenu ima godina.
Ethan Kelly
E, Istoce Pavlovicu, aj ostavi taj novi iPhone sa autocorrect-om i razmisli da krenes da pusis kurceve i van kruga dvojke.
James Adams
Zapravo alcatal sa autocorrectom
Xavier Howard
Satira radi satire samo je besmislena. Nusic je nudio satiru na nacin na koji pomislis da se to stvarno moze desiti u nekoj zabiti kakve politicare imamo.
Josiah Turner
Razmisli da krenes da pusis kurceve i van kruga dvojke.
Luke Hughes
TL;DR vucic i ostala banda oce pare
Hunter Taylor
Izvini stop the vredjam, Luka.
Dylan Scott
Зaштo cмapaтe ca oвим кaд љyдe иcкpeнo бoли кypaц зa нaшe избope? 70 % cpбa зaбoлe кypaц, a кaмoли ocтaлe. Bишe би cмиcлa имaлo дa пишeтe o пyшeњy кypцa тaјвaнcкoм шимeјлy нeгo oвo. Изглeдa јaднo.
Sebastian Garcia
Vole da puse strancima kurac pa to ti je
Lincoln Perez
Kud svi, tu i mali Mujo, kako kaze nas narod. Neki dan bio thread o izborima u Bugarskoj, pa ono, sto da ne.
Ayden Thomas
Sustina izbora je Cenzus koalicija, pro EU (Jankovic, Jeremic) oce da udju u drugi krug protiv Vucica. Sa strane imas leva smetala Ljubisa Preletarcevic Beli, komicar u pokusaju, Radulovica,koji se nije ni ozbiljno vodio ovogodisnju kampanju, Seselj koji i dalje ima iste ideje od pre odlaska u hag, i ostalo je buranija bez sanse za 2% glasa.
Lucas Hernandez
Radulovic = srpski Jeb Bush Ima facu koja govori "molim has glasajte za mene"
Benjamin Robinson
>Vucic osto peder >ima neki 1 dobar kandidat(nmg se setim kako se zove,tek sam se ukljucio u politiku imam 18) >Seselj(koji kurac) >Beli 2 dobar kandidat,onaj sa youtubea (meme power)
Joseph Torres
>pro EU (Jankovic, Jeremic) oce da udju u drugi krug protiv Vucica Protiv Vucica koji je pro EU, tako da smo najebali kako god okrenes
Jackson Anderson
Please clap
Easton Hughes
>Seselj koji i dalje ima iste ideje od pre odlaska u hag
Kurac moj kad je kontrolisana opozicija koja je zabrinuta zbog Belog. Devedesetih se ne bi bojao.
>Volim ruse doslovno se ubi, kretenu. da nije rusa, mi bi bili pristojna drzava
ovo
Nathan Martin
Mmm dobar proliv
Jason Cook
Samo Radula baje moje
Justin Sullivan
Why the fuck do we even want to enter EU? It's literally like boarding a sinking ship that the rats are fleeing from.
Jason Lopez
Because we're 20 years behind the world, as always
Nathaniel Brown
zbog istog razloga i zbog kojeg smo mi ušli anone, zbog para (doduše naši su užasni u povlačenju novaca iz fondova, trebali bi se ugledati na poljsku)
Joseph Sanchez
I seriously hope that Croats will keep blocking us. In their hatred, they will be our saviours, ironically.
Ian Phillips
Jesu li i Slovenci losi, jer cujem da i oni kukaju tamo?
David Price
Naša politička scena je mrtva kobila. HDZ-SDP kartel i kontrolirana opozicija Živi zid. Ostale alternative sami memeovi. Nije ni čudo što kartel-uhljebi nisu uspjeli ništa izboriti, ti samo sebi dobro gledaju.
Logan Price
nisam siguran kakvi su slovenci, ali su bolji od nas u tome pogledu
The current prime minister, Vucic, wants to pull a Putin-Medvedev type rotation. Right now, the prime minister has the most power, but his mandate is up, so he wants to run for president and put some puppet in his place that will vote for a new law which will grant the president the same authorities of the prime minister.
Christopher Morales
Why is this statue wearing an Albanian Plis
Nolan Sanders
u nemoreplovackim drustvima, radoznalost se pretvara u spijunazu a avanturisticki duh u paranoju.
