How the fuck you don't have this shit on your toilets? You people seriously don't wash your asses?
I really admire western culture. But it makes me go fucking crazy when I think about the fact that americans and most europeans don't wash their asses after taking a shit.
I bet you can smell the shit when you go down on your women.
Disgusting.
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>when you go down on your women
goddamn it, today was supposed to be a positive day
aloe baby wipes
I just shower my arse.
> people think a 1mm thick toilet paper cleans their arse
Kek. Smelly arseholes
Just wipe your ass until there's no more shit
Feels good
I just put my ass in the sink and wash it
>go down on a women
What kind of mega beta does this
I shit before i shower and i shower twice a day, fuck you sub-human niggers.
Fucking disgusting. Everything about western civilization loses its meaning here.
>uses hand to wipe ass
Jap proxy detected.
>implying it doesn't turn me on
Bro, where the fuck do you think you are?
See we got these things called stores and at these stores they have these things called wet wipes.
We have the bidet in Italy, though,
>I think about the fact that americans and most europeans don't wash their asses after taking a shit.
Americans are filthy, vile subhumans.
turks wash their arse with water but their hands stay dirty. so progressive
>i bet you can smell the shit when you go down on your women
But half the people here are always talking about eating ass and fucking ass. Half the people here have a scat fetish. They like the poop stuff
We are filthy animals and you love it. You know you do. Now suck my filthy dick, you whore.
>he doesn't shower after every time he takes a shit
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scat is one of the few fetishes I just can't understand
Western males don't hold most their body weight as hair you fucking ape, I bet your asshole looks like a bowl of spaghetti.
baby wipes youf ucking mong
oh and I own two bidet toilet seats, BTFO
Me either.
But most of you don't use it. %100 percent of our toilet seats have this taps directly jest water into your anus.
Wouldn't your shit hit the water spout? Sounds messy.
Guess what? You can also just wet some toilet paper in the sink and wipe your ass like that if you want to be an autist about it
Trust me. There is nothing Japan wants more than Americans using Japanese toilets.
They even bought out American toilet companies.
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Either Japan hasn't bribed enough politicians in American to greenlight Japanese toilets since as you all are aware, building codes exist and dictate what you can or can not do with buildings and Japanese toilets require outlet behind the toilet which is almost nowhere near found in American bathrooms
Either that or the Toilet Paper Lobby is cockblocking Japan right now and I am not joking, such a lobby does exist.
Bidets cut down toilet paper usage a lot.
>he doesn't have a sink right next to his toliet
>he doesn't just roll up toilet paper, wet it, use it and dispose of it in one step
this is how I learned growing up
kek. i did this until i was in college until one day i finally noticed that after i had wiped and wiped and wiped and there was nothing, i took a wet piece of toilet paper and wiped once more and it was completely brown
I let my dock lick my ass
We aren't all degenerates
1) Shit
2) Wipe
3) Wet-wipe
Repeat steps 2 & 3 as many times until no shit remains
>wet toilet paper
have you ever used toilet paper?
Women don't have hairy asses, if they're covered in shit then they must work hard at it.
When your ass crack is a tangled pubic jungle it's another matter.
i have made my version, it costs like 20 dollars maw.
a 1m whose
on the wall
in the toilet
high pressure
resault : clean ass and choab.
I dont believe how post modern westerners wipe with toilet then flush the paper and call themselves civilized.
THATS THE WRONG WAY TO USE TOILET PAPER !
FOR FUCK SAKES YOU
WIPE
YOUR
WET
ASS
AFTER
WASHING
IT
WITH
WATER.
THEN
PUT
IT
IN
THE
SMALL
BIN
FIX YOUR SHIT UP. TO ME YOU ARE IN THE SAME LEVEL OF POOS IF YOU USE IT LIKE DEGENERATES BORN AFTER 1960.
i always clean myself after i use the bathroom, i don't understand people who don't; it's disgusting
It has something to do with farming. scat people's ancestors were farm workers who were used to living around shit and the smell of shit.
wet wipes mess up sewers. also not as effective as water
>not buying quality shit tickets
that's just asking for a problem son
We have proper showers to do that job roach
>Europeans would like the feeling of something shooting into their assholes
I know of something else that jets into your anuses.
When i take a dump the toilet water splashes my asshole, so I'm fine
doesnt work that way abdul
I've been to Cockroach land, Ankara and Istanbul, and toilets are not Western but holes on the floor. You roaches are just 1 inch above Indians shitting in the streets, but no more than 1 inch.
We don't need fancy toilets to clean our asses. We have Turks lick them clean.
Are you saying that because it's thin? You got a whole roll there, fold it until it can stay together when you wipe.
I do all my shitting at work to save water $$$.
>wester civilization
>going down on our women
same
it was horrifying
All we do is
1) Shit
2) Press the button/ open the tap
Why don't your toilets have these when it's clearly better, cleaner and more civil? What a fail.
It took me 21 years to realise you gotta wipe the shit from the inside of the turd cutter. I thought everyone's asshole burned and itched after pooping.
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It's only smellz
We have a thing called bidet where you sit down and wash your junk. Yours looks unhygienic tbqh
This is culture right here
should i do it /pol? the turkroach has made me see the light but i need sharter opinions
Damn, even your ID is still brown from all those years of it.
What's wrong with using baby wet wipes
I'm not going to lie and say I've never had an itchy asshole from not wiping good enough, but I'm not interested in having water shot into my ass
I have that exact Geberit toilet but that chrome shit you see is totally fucked up after a year or so
Sad
I would love one of those
wiping is a pain
I shower every day , I poop right before a shower 95% of the time. Then properly wipe myself if i have stray shits
kek now i'm an autist about going out in public because i wonder how many other actually know about this. so i wear "bus/school pants" and then have another pair of "home" pants so i don't sit on my furniture with the same pair of pants that i have sat on the bus with
This or wet TP will suffice until a shower.
>dey eata da poo pooooooo!
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So you have to synchronize your shits and showers? Sounds impractical tbqh
>shit tickets
fucking lol
this nigger still doesnt know how to wipe his ass correctly. the reason your ass itches is because you have hemorrhoids. sticking your finger in there is just going to make shit worse. if you cant get it all in one go come back later when it starts itching and finish the job.
I rent and can't mess about with the plumbing otherwise I would definitely get a bidet.
I eat healthy. I shit to a schedule, within 30 minutes of waking up. So I always have a shower afterwards. In the evening when I get home I shower again. Two showers a day and two changes of underwear.
I'm sticking my finger up my ass as I type this and I don't taste any shit, so who are you calling disgusting, pal?
Goats don't wipe their arses, and you still fuck them.
>going down on your women
Reminder that this used to be considered a shameful thing.
We all use it here, actually most of us too don't understand how can other countries live without bidets baka
baby wipes are bad for sewers faggots
REEEEEEE
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>take shower in the morning
>wipe your ass properly
>wash hands
>take shower after coming from work
Here you go turkroach, standard hygiene course for you
At least they have good teeth
>people think splashing water on your ass cleans it.
The "best" method would be wet-wiping. Since toilet paper is pointless to do this with, baby wipes work wonders. That being said, they are a huge issue for large-scale plumbing. They collect grease and other oils...which then lead to larger clogs. Like stuffing your face with McDonalds grease clogs your arteries.
unless i eat something that doesn't agree with me, i only have to shit once, maybe twice a day. once in the morning, and then at night.
shit then shower.
>file this article under "butts"
kek
You have never tried it have you?
I bet you would, fag.
Lads, we need to settle this once and for all
Are bidets gay or redpilled?
I used them after taking a shit on vacation in Italy and must admit it felt clean as fuck afterwards.
I'm leaning towards redpilled and that if you're scared water used to clean your ass makes you gay then you're already a faggot
Only beta cucks submit themselves to a female like that anyway.
Hahaha stray shits made me giggle thanks dude
This.
Did in a hotel years ago. Didn't really see the gains.
Steps unclear, ass just got wet.
>used
when did that stop?
I usually take one shit a day, in the morning and i night before i go to sleep i may take a tiny dump.
I do, but not with bidet, I just use shower, like this goy I feel you OP
Wet wipe master race
>not using baby wipes
fucking savages, all of you
lol you can remind yourself as many times as you want if that's what you need to convince yourself you're not a cuck
Then it was a different kind of thing than we got here.
see
you fags are literally triggering me
If your diet is regular, you shit in the morning.
Incidentally that's when people take showers.
Shit-->Shower is a meme, don't fight it.
I wipe wet until it's all clean.. then I wipe like 15 minutes later cuz my butthole is a little messed up from faggotry.. a bidet would be great though, but they are expensive
>Flushing baby wipes
>Not throwing them away
Well since we're all shitposting I gotta ask. Is it normal for there to be tiny spots of blood on the toilet paper when I'm done wiping? It happens every time
>Cleans his asshole by splashing water on it flunging shit all over his cheeks and toilet.
What do you do next Hakan please tell me