Oh, I'm sorry, babydicks.
Silly me. It's not like you'd go into a frothing rage when you find a real conservative who disagrees with President Pussygrabber, who has the sense and the heart to bring Donald Fuckface down.
It's not like you'd attack a man on his looks or his religion, right? Or call him a cuckservative because he has principles?
Yeah.
It's totally not like you to ignore every crystal clear detail about orange assfuck's disturbing Russian blackmail, ignore the piss dossier, just like you did when everybody else tried to tell you, right? Even though more proof is coming by the day that, yes, Donald Dumbfuck actually let himself get recorded by the Russian FSB to let hookers piss on his filthy orange ass, and now he's being blackmailed, right?
RIGHT?
Oh.
Shit.
Fuck me.
I forgot who I'm dealing with: braindead, literal untouchable white boys who can't pull themselves away from Pepe cartoons long enough to find a job or a woman willing to grease their inverted little pricks, much less admit Putin hacked the fucking election.
Don't worry, babydicks.
It'll be all right when Democrats and #NeverTrump Republicans like McMullin are done with Dumb Donald.
You'll never understand how we fucking saved the world when the smoking gun comes out. It's beyond your shit-for-brains comprehension how Dumbfuck would have picked this country clean for Putin and his racist fucknuts like the fat, bloated, ugly orange vulture he is. It's impossible for you to believe good people are giving up their lives, their fortunes, and their reputations to stop this rapist, blackmailed maniac before he wrecks us all.
I get it, I get it, yes, I FUCKING GET IT.
Don't worry, fuckboys.
We've got this. And when Mr. McMullin gets the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Franken in five years for being a true patriot, we'll be there to ask the last few die hards among you to do the same thing you ask normal people to do every fucking day:
Kill yourselves.