Venezuelan user from yesterday here, new thread in about 4 hours, a lot of shit going on...

Venezuelan user from yesterday here, new thread in about 4 hours, a lot of shit going on. Grand jury just took away parlament's power and immunity (90% of its members are against the government) shit is going nuts over here, so have your questions ready

Nice latina girls there yes? Might be interested in moving there once all you men have been executed

Aw shit. It's really going down. Think there will be an actual civil war?

No, that's the only one I'll answer I have work to do, just posting so those who followed yesterday's thread and wanted a new one are aware. Will be back later

How do you feel about the media continually lie about how you're a socialist nation, which would improve many of your problems, when you're actually a state capitalist nation?

pp would a bidet mitigate the toilet paper shortage or does water cost a shit load and have shortages like electricity. whats better for cooking in your situation wood or gas?

Whats the difference between State Captialism, Socialism, and National Socialism

>im venezuelan ama
>only one question tho
Kek nice thread

Whats your living conditions like?

Fernando Valenzuela?
>no stop sign yet again

easy boi, we are going to anex u with the help of the noseman

When are you going to stop sending people over here?

How big is your dick?

Boxers or briefs?

What is your favorite kind of bread to not eat?

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What are the chances of a Civil War starting from this decision?

Also, has the toilet paper issue been resolved yet?

What's it like when your country is going down the drain and the rest of the world doesn't give a liquid smelly shit?

CIA working hard to fuck Venezela up to take control of the oil back and let the central banking system run your economy. Stay strong, stay united with your people and resist the covert actions intended to rape your economy and national resources.

>The CIA is the reason an bus driver turned autocrat is running the country into the ground

>the cia are to blame for socialists squandering money on gay shit

Dude you need to get out now. Not here, tho lol

>when you can say anything on this website

I could ask you the same thing.

>CIA working hard to fuck Venezela up to take control of the oil back
No, it was Marxism all on it's own.
This is what Socialism leaves of your country.

Nice try, spyfags. Everybody already knows that the US is involved in every fucking thing in South America.
Now go jerk off to a picture of Snowden.

they're going to be chained up in chavista harems after getting b8d with some mcdonald's breh

confirmed

Do you plan on escaping the country if it gets worse? What is the gun control like there? Do a lot of your citizens have firearms? Do you guys have any hope left for the country (Trump-like candidate or something)?

>Socialism works I swear!
>Its the CIA/Kulaks/NATO's fault my system collapsed!

(((They))) are trying to make Venezuela to us what Syria is to yurop.

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stay safe bro

NOTHING IS HAPPENING HERE

Everybody is too busy trying to survive, we're tired and hopeless. OP eres un perratencional de mierda

Did you literally just say 'yurope'?

What have you eaten for your last three meals?

shareblue they bump you guys up to 15phr?

Do you have ANY guns at all?

And can you get any?

What happened with the Socialismo the people wanted?
Now that the leftist are in power, they don't want to let go, do they?
And they took all your guns, for your own safety of course.
Then you fuck come up here and vote the same way you vote in Venezuela.
HOLY FUKEN SHIT ARE YOU GUYS STUPID!!!

At what point does the average Venezuelan look around the rest of South America, realize how much better their lives could be, and overthrow the government that is destroying their lives?

The criminals and police have the guns.
And the average citizen is screwed.

Venezuela has shit oil though we really don't need it

yes pls
let's annex all those virgin oil fields

I bet you all through this user, that Maduro has never waited in line not once and he has always had enough TP to wipe his ass with.

Why don't the people realize that he's the one that's causing their problems and get rid of him?

Lol memezuela OP is a fag