/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - KIDNAPPED BY MALE BLACK EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=9zvjzZpDMnc
THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=9zvjzZpDMnc

TONIGHT:
>SHOTS FIRED...LOTS
>DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS
>4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN
>MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR
>MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER
>Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment
>Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside
>Searching for escaped prisoner
>BE CAREFUL! :3
>8 Month old - Not breathing! :(
>"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3
>7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!?
>FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL
>DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT.
>Black female last seen wearing...nothing!
>Several traffic stops with bad documentation
>>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother...
>3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further.
>Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
>2X FEMALE BLACKS AND 2X MALE BLACKS (WITH AN INFANT??!) PULLING ON CAR DOOR HANDLES, WEARING DARK CLOTHES
>2X BLACK FEMALES BEATING THE MINIVAN, NOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT
>SEVERAL MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS...AT LARGE SUV BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY
WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER:
>CALLER IS BEING CHASED BY GANG MEMBERS WITH GUNS
>UNKNOWN MALE AND FEMALE FIGHTING IN A PARKIING LOT...DRINKING
>UNKNOWN FEMALE CALLER SCREAMING FOR HELP, UNINTELLIGBLY, VOICE CONTACT IS...LOST
>"You got a second?" "I can MAKE a second!" :3

WE REAL ROBERT HOURS NOW LADS

I can MAKE a second!

check yo keys nigga

first for glorious robert

Reposting new bingo sheet I just finished making

Listen for this for good vibes
>youtube.com/watch?v=WkMj-X3e7eI

This music is the backdrop for Robert's endless battle

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE REAL MF ROBERT HOURS! GET /COMFY/ AND CHECK THEM MF KEYYYS

Also what time does robert's shift start? 10 PM Chicongo time? I heard a robert on the frequency already so I'm kind of unsure.

Added to Imgur
imgur.com/a/464hl

"Much appreciated, thank you so much"

P O L I T E
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Relief watch is coming online now.

Robert has arrived on scene.

If this was just made, does my bingo count?

So this is a (((thing))) now?

Is Robert (((our guy)))

For fuck sakes Canada Another P.C. Tim Hortons commercial embracing immigrants. This place is Cucked to the max.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0pjW2ltKwI

thanks to everyone for helping that person that was stabbed

Holy fuck the beginning of that is fucking HYPE tier. If I were a robert this would be mandatory listening at the start of every shift.

This is valid.

But its real robert hours, nao. clear your cards!

Awwwwwww Yissssssss Texas checking in just in time for some real Robert hours, checking all keys

More OC from last night attached

Who /robert/ here?

Who is she and why am I feeling an urge to smell her through her presumably sweet lacy panties?

The Bulls just beat the Cavs in Chiraq. I wonder if this will get the hood amped.

thanks my dude

We all Roberts here.

lol, you ever been inside a Timmys in Toronto? I've never seen a white person working in one down there. The only reason there are white people working in the ones where I live now is because there physically are not enough minorities to staff them here.

Christie Brinkley, age 63

>tfw almost went to college
>tfw when almost went to college in Chicago

There were already 6 homicides in the past few hours

4 at a restaurant and the other one was some pregnant woman

STOLEN 2017 what?

Is it finally warming up in Chicago? I can't wait for real nigga hours.

I assure you sir, nothing about these threads are (((Jewish)))
Robert works all night and works hard to make sure his arch nemesis male black does not gain control of Robert's city. Robert is the last stand on the battlefield of Justice. Robert is the shining light piercing the darkness on to which he shines

So fuckin comfy, Robert

Bonafide burglary.

B U R G L A R Y

Someone turned that guy from yesterday who had a nigger on his porch into a robert pic? For fuck's sake.

chilly, foggy and misty.
forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=41.85002711900046&lon=-87.65004618299969
Dat street crime in the fog e s t h e t i c

Robert hours, clear your boards

is robert an actual person or just a meme?

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fog cannot obscure justice

OH SHIT. POTHOLE NIGGERS. SHIT IS FUCKED NOW!!!!

>there's a large pothole
Someone call SWAT

Literally and figuratively dodged a bullet on that one user

The quadruple murder was at 75th and South Shore Dr.

Used to have to go down to 79th street to a fabrication shop. It's crazy because two blocks away from the murder scene is a million dollar view being held hostage to these murderous fucks who don't appreciate it.

Was worried they weren't gonna make their March murder quota, but the 5 today really boosted the stats.

Praise Kek, dey dun stole dat current yurrr!

Pothole? More like marijuana hole! AmI right?

Dont you dare disrespect Roberts good name

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"Problems with girlfriend."
Does Robert have time for this?

Every grizzled cop has a woman giving him grief off the job.

>pregnant women
>4 dead
Soo is the baby included in the 4 shot?

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

I think we just heard Robert for the first time of the night

Robert works all night and works hard to make sure his arch nemesis male black does not gain control of Robert's city. Robert is the last stand on the battlefield of Justice. Robert is the shining light piercing the darkness on to which he shines

It's perfect

Nah roberts been here for around 20 minutes already.

Sweet ty Robert

We listen to their scanner all the time, It's been around a while man.

How can I tell if its robert?

This is an ultra-mega-liberal city, they don't count babies as humans. So it was 5 people + an unborn baby.

listen to the stream newfag

actual copy of Robert's journal

MISSING PERSON

>arch nemesis male black
>male black

>16 y/o daughter has been missing...for a week
RIP.

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16 yo missing for a week! Dat bitch a hooker now

16 yr old missing - for a week.

feelsbadman

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Gone too soon

New listener here. Can someone explain Robert pls.

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You will not mistake him... trust kek

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Check to OP yo, it's explained

See

Think Batman he's the hero Chicago needs but not the one it deserves.

screaming in the background kek

Do they got a Twitter?

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Wew lad...

All the info you need here bro

imgur.com/a/464hl

Check yo goddamn keys.

3835 WEST MAPLE
SHIT GOIN DOWN

All suspooks are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law

>Robert is the shining light piercing the darkness on to which he shines

good lord I'm going to be up all night, this stuff is too hilarious

just listen and lurk for a while you'll figure it out

It's a shitty fucking meme

robert isn't real, officers just say robert sometimes in place of 'over'

>trust kek
I do. He is the lunatic at the wheel of my soul. May this sweet ride never end.

when anons? when? fucking reeeeeee! when?

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Every time i listen the dispatch sounds exactly the same. Do they hire based on weary sassiness alone?

MALE BLACK ARRIVES!

Male black wearing a do-rag harassing customers in front of a Walgreen's

MALE BLACK CONFIRMED