>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
TONIGHT: >SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop >2X FEMALE BLACKS AND 2X MALE BLACKS (WITH AN INFANT??!) PULLING ON CAR DOOR HANDLES, WEARING DARK CLOTHES >2X BLACK FEMALES BEATING THE MINIVAN, NOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT >SEVERAL MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS...AT LARGE SUV BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER: >CALLER IS BEING CHASED BY GANG MEMBERS WITH GUNS >UNKNOWN MALE AND FEMALE FIGHTING IN A PARKIING LOT...DRINKING
Noah Taylor
>UNKNOWN FEMALE CALLER SCREAMING FOR HELP, UNINTELLIGBLY, VOICE CONTACT IS...LOST >"You got a second?" "I can MAKE a second!" :3 >Caller reporting that their 16 y/o daughter has been missing...for a week. >Male black wearing a do-rag harassing customers in front of a Walgreen's >male black in the store trying to pay for OJ with a fake $20 >MALE BLACK TRESSPASSING ON BLUE LINE >"Give me a moment to get my bearings" "TAKE YOUR TIME! WE'RE HERE ALL NIGHT TOGETHER!" :3" >Purse found in the middle of the street >Evidence collection at broken into storage units >Female black stalker--caller at home alone with her children >POLISH SHOP GETTING ROBBED! KURWAAAAAA! >CALLER THINKS ITS STRANGE THAT A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE IS WALKING A LITLE DOG AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT >Alarm company calls for subscriber, "Someone" is at their house. >Caller sais "smells like something died" coming from the 2nd floor... >truck hit a pole, it fell on the Blue Line tracks. >Robert is jumping all over Sassy >Assault 3x3 Male and Female whites causing a ruckus @ "Uzu Uzu" >Drilling a hole into a treE WHILE WEARING A HOODIE AT NIGHT >battery call...FIGHTING...SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT HER BOYFRIENDS CAR...AND GOT HIT BY ANOTHER CAR! >CALLER SAYS THAT THE MALE BLACKS FIGHTING BE IN THE STREET!
Jonathan Hernandez
Anyone else here inspired to help out their local forces? Sitting here studying for my exam while listening to the scanner with you guys is one of the comfiest things i've done all year
Zachary Flores
Death to shills and plebbit faggots. Long live Robert.
Jordan Edwards
Good bless Robert and use divine intervention to protect him on his just mission to protect the innocent frm BLACK MALE in HOODIE
Andrew Lopez
Sister-in-law sent daughter on train ride with telling her, lmao
Joshua Garcia
Tyrell is a bit upset.
Robert Brown
Jesus, so much violence, I can't even keep up with the calls anymore.
Nolan White
Bump for nigger beat downs
Luke Bell
Nice work. Get that cert! Be a part of the solution!
Julian Peterson
Nice notes.
I still refer to mine every once in a while.
Do they still use that computer testing system?
I could actually try and find my notes and post some for you if you'd like.
Cameron Johnson
Robert/Sassy rule 34 when?
Joshua Brown
Recycle Leaf bro's thread after this hits limit
Ayden Scott
Keep in mind that it's cold and raining in Chicago, this is a fraction of what happens when summer rolls around. Real niggas don't get dem Jordans wet yahurrrrrme?
Cameron Martinez
This. I'll hand off OP duties to him after this thread anyways.
Ian Green
user says >Too many hispanics kek
Jonathan Taylor
Running = Not in Car
Brandon Davis
Oh, I know, I have Chiraq's weather radar up in another window. lel.
Jason Watson
>Sassy's DISRESPECTFUL nipples
Isaiah Morgan
Robert understands that if they're running they aren't getting in cars. Robert has no time for your ignorance.
Luke Sanders
kek that pic
Ayden Parker
Fightin his wife and daughter kek
Carson Torres
> SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT HER BOYFRIENDS CAR...AND GOT HIT BY ANOTHER CAR!
Top fucking kek
Colton Morgan
Always hate to see that these addresses have great architecture that is wasted on trashy ghetto niggers.
Jack Taylor
More domestics...the ambient stream just got dark and threatening. God damn I love this shit.
Connor Baker
don't you yep me
Jeremiah Young
For the NREMT, yeah, not for entry tests or any of that tho. Are you in EMS? And yeah, I'd love something to compare my notes to
Christian Martin
Check out this guy's channel, it's Detroit but you can see how nice it used to be before the nigs took over. youtube.com/user/CharlieBo313
James Lopez
anyone else sick of these increasingly complicated captchas
Adam Wood
(completes captcha) yes
Thomas Morales
So far this has been peak sassy dispatch. Its not even nigging hour yet.
Isaac Carter
I reverted to classic. Two words is easy peazy
>another fucking domestic!
William Morales
WANTING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Eli Evans
>wants to burn his house down
Matthew Murphy
little nigga calling, wanting to burn his parent's house down cuz they hassling him!
Leo Adams
Burn it down, burn it all down...
Robert Brown
WANTING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN FOR PARENTS TREATING HIM BADLY /r9k/ BEHIND THIS
Julian Flores
A rare MALE WHITE has been observed intoxicated.
Ryan Wright
ASSULT IN PROGRESS AT WALGREENS
Samuel Lewis
how the f do you revert to classic, I see no option.
Leo Russell
Oh yeah, I'm a fan of his channel and watched several of his vids. It's almost as comfy as the scanner.
Jordan Sanchez
RNH SOON, FELLOW ROBERT!
>ASSAULT IN PROGRESS, MALE THREATENING THE STAFF AT A STORE >DAMAGE TO PROPERTY MALE SPIC BROKE INTO CALLERS CAR
Brandon Young
MUTHA FUCKIN WALGREENS AGAIN!!!!
Daniel Campbell
Can we get a 1488 Robert?
Angel Bennett
Walgreens is where a lot of Crack heads hang around
Gabriel Young
SUSPICIOUS MALES
Carter Powell
yes holy fuck even when I do them right it still makes me do like 3-4
how the fuck do I revert to classic or non nigger ones
Ethan Richardson
...
Anthony Ramirez
Ooooooh.... I'm getting a burrito. Who /comfy/ here?
Parker Adams
See:
Landon Garcia
Funny how it seems to go in patterns with these places. Dunkin'. 7-11, now Walgreens.
Alexander Moore
how to revert user
Jordan Cooper
What the fuck is the one that wants you to pick a stop sign but there are no traffic signs in the picture? I just pick where I think it should be and get them right half of the time.
Lincoln Gutierrez
your a fucking saint, knew I'd seen that somewhere.
Jordan Jones
...
Adam Torres
oh fuck thank you jesus
Henry Edwards
LOOT
Daniel Rogers
I actually just checked my storage and as I kind of suspected my old shit is in a box at my folks place.
I'll retrieve it soon enough and hell I could scan them there, too. I'll get em up in some CPD.
I went through NREMT EMT-B and the IV Cert, other than clinical hours in ER and with EMS/FD and some volunteering I wasn't employed in it.
Interested in FD/PD/EMS as a career?
Daniel Wright
You're just suppose to hit skip for those ones user, it says somewhere on there "if there are none press skip"
Parker Jones
and baskin robbins
Asher Torres
nucaptcha is pure faggots. fuck that shit entirely.
Henry Cook
Male black in a jacket wanted for stealing
Why does he wear the jacket?
Jayden Roberts
Awww shit i'm ready, got an ice cap with me, just took a refreshing shower after work, and i'm in for 4 hours of comfy ambience and roberts.
Lincoln Smith
DESIGNATED STEALING POCKETS
Camden Fisher
A lot of the new Dunkin Donuts are also a Baskin Robbins combo. Probably the case as most freestanding Baskins aren't open late.
Ryan Sanders
Wool socks and a pint of Breyer's Chocolate icecream.
>drunk bitch causing yet another domestic..
Easton Sanders
Why isn't my gf intoxicated?
Zachary Barnes
Male 1 on a bike fleeing the 7-11
Domestic, intoxicated girlfriend
Joseph Peterson
MST 3000 You're a mad man, bump for the oc
Alexander Lopez
Planning on starting in Interfaculty transfers and then hopefully working 911 after getting some experience.
>Iv Cert
Planning on getting this as well someday. can't wait to get out there. No worries on the notes, tho, my test isn't until may 8th
