PETA is suing my city. We are overrun with big hungry coyotes and as usually they just want to clog the the process and make it impossible to get anything done.
What are some tactics for poisoning coyotes that I can disseminate around the community just for educational purposes you understand.
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you might also try pure chocolate the cooking stuff it doesnt take a lot if its > 90%
>big hungry coyotes
kek coyotes are small as shit and scared of humans you pussy, man up
Urban coyotes are larger than average. They eat garbage and pets all day.
4 ounces off the purest chocolate you can find should be enough then
Would they eat it? Isn't that really bitter?
Quora says it would take 1.5 pounds of chocolate.
i don't wanna know how big those coyotes are then
that's just impractical
probably wouldn't even eat it
Coyotes can be the size of a larger dog and are big enough to hunt your average adult house cat.
Coyotes are a danger to pets. Just shoot and shovel em.
u should poison the PETA members
ahh i thought that those things where just slightly smaller then a medium sized dog
yeah you better just shoot hem cant think of any other way that would not harm the actual wildlife
ay wey
Coyotes will attack humans as well.
REMEMBER KIDS
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Shoot
Shovel
Shut up
This isn't Iowa! Its a suburb of LA.
This. PETA kills the overwhelming majority of cats and dogs taken to their animal "shelters".
They are an anti-human organization, not a pro-animal organization.
a coyote killed my cat
they should shoot them fuck trapping
Move to the man's part of the country and let LA degenerate into a coyote infested shithole.
PETA is to BLM as coyotes are to blacks.
Ones that live in an urban area for a while tend to lose their fear of people too.
You're alright, Carlos.
I've heard about coyotes that can climb a chain link fence.
>live-trap the dumpster-doggos
>release them all in the gated yards of PETAphiles
Easy.
put some chocolate syrup in bowl of meat, genius.
>Plant meat in a back alley
>Wait for coyote pack to show up
>Leap out
>Grab a coyote
>Snap its spine
>Other coyotes run away
>Crucify dead coyote as a warning
That should show them.
they dont seem that big
If I remember right dogs for whatever reason love to drink anti-freeze
obviously it's toxic in even moderate amounts, im sure you could simply place bowls of anti-freeze around where they may gather
Who cares
Fuck humans
Coyotes>>>>>>>>>>>humans
If you disagree you are a bluepilled cuck
you would have to deal with the pets
>>Crucify dead coyote as a warning
I'd like to do this to screw with PETA.
maybe they should have kept their fucking dogs inside instead of shitting all over the neighborhood
Sup Forums should be happy that Coyotes are mauling retarded humans in LA
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leave wild doggo alone
I need some kind of toy that only coyotes are smart enough to get into and get the "treat."
easy boy dogs escape
Dingo fucker here
or you could help we know that you guys are used to dealing with shit like this
No user, he's a kiwi. They fuck sheep.
Listen up. Do not listen to these people that tell you to keep your cats indoors. Cats need to be free. Go out today and get two or three female cats, feed them well and give them lots of affection. They will reward you with a bounty beyond your wildest belief. t.coyote
hmmm true, but it isn't like they aren't going to get eaten by the coyotes anyway.
maybe use a bucket tall enough to keep small-medium pets out of but small enough for cyotes. solve the increase of volume potential by sealing the bottom half of the bucket somehow.
Large dogs escaped from the home would have to be a margin of casualty. unfortunate but this is my idea
Chocolate (100%), Anti-rodent, Caffeine, Garlic, Onion, Macadamia nuts, Raisin, Grapes, Xylitol (like gums), Teabags, Yeast dough.
It works well on dogs, too :^)
yeah i think that "shooting" is safe option i heard that you guys can buy some powerful airguns
Degenerate. This is civilization. We don't let stray pet dogs roam the streets or wild ones.
That's about the size of an average size dog.
Anti-freeze is poisonous and has a sweet taste. A woman even poisoned her husband with it by adding it to a dessert or sweet drink. Though they now have an additive in it that induces vomiting to prevent it from being used as poison.
>dogs escape
People who don't train their dogs deserve to have them die.
we have them in my city as well, no peta fucks yet though. why not use leftist false flag tactics on leftists?
>find a small child, brother, nephew, whatever
>fake blood injuries and scratches, bite marks
>take to hospital
>take picture of child
>post to social media saying small child attacked by wolves, waiting in line at the ER for 2 hours now, thanks obamamcare
i am just used to big dogs then (:
wtf I hate nature now
round everything up and put em in zoos
I'm afraid it doesn't work anymore : Today's antifreeze is always laced with the most powerful bitterant in existence, denatonium benzoate.
You can try, but first mix it with sugar and meat sauce.
>what are some tactics for poisoning coyotes
>coyote poison
>will literally kill every single animal that happens upon it
PETA is cancer. All animal lovers get the rake.
Well the idea was without making a large scene or physical confrontation.
It's illegal to shoot weapons inside of city limits unless it's airsoft or a BB gun, not to mention it sounds like it's illegal to kill off coyotes as well thus being sneaky about it, something you can just leave around to take care of the issue.
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Daily reminder that PETA are hypocrites who kill animals and then are like "hurr durr muh animal rights m9"
thats the shit that i use on my nails lel
Biologist here, find peanut butter with xylitol sweetener, it's extremely toxic to canines. Buy meat, coat the meat with heavy amount of peanut butter and mix it in as well. Place in strategic positions where dogs won't be able to access it but coyotes will like a country side or open area. Watch coyotes as they all become lethally diabetic as xylitol works it way through their system.
> This kills the coyote.
Liver failure. Death. And no one knows the wiser, it was just peanut butter with xylitol.
Coyotes killed my first pupper, kill them all for me.
Tell the chinese fobs that coyote is tasty.
sweetener in peanut butter ?
Mauling people? Kek.
They're mauling dogs faggot. You are a fucking degenerate cuck if you let innocent dogs die.
>PETA
>Complains about muh animals
>Puts down more dogs than any other institute in America
>By "unable to be rehoused" they actually mean they aesthetically weren't "cute"
>PETA
>Funds numerous and known left wing terrorists
>PETA
>Cries about animal testing
>60% of the top PETA execs are diabetic (probably because of their lesbian diets or whatever)
>This includes (((Ingrid Newkike))) herself
>They all take insulin
>Discovered by...
>Animal testing
Just like every (((charity))) they're a pure cancer on society.
The dogs are owned by Californian subhumans. They want to die.
Dogs are fucking annoying and deserve to die painfully before the eyes of their owner.
t. Mohammad
It's a shame that we didn't killed these greenniggers and dumped the bodies into the water when they landed on our oil rig.
How original. How uninteresting do you have to be in order to enjoy the companionship of a coprophagous barking-machine that only sees you as a food provider ? Are you one of those delusional people who think their dog "love" them ?
t. Abdul
Sorry, I thought you had an argument.
t. Alamulhuda
Don't be a beta and fucking tame them.
Just call the nearest asian restautant.
Usually what I do is use a foot trap then beat them to death with a baseball bat.
Most of the time you can beat them unconscious within 10 or 15 hits, so it's perfectly humane
if they're killing cats and "dogs" that are so weak to die to a coyote, are they really a problem?
Source?
tell peta to chain themselves somewhere, then attract coyotes to local area
here in rural louisiana they are the size of small/medium german shephards and tend to stay in groups of 3-4
We trap em on my friends property
I too lived in Arcadia
bud they lose to fucking bobcats
bobcats lose to wolves
wolves lose to cougars
cougars lose to wolverines
wolverines lose to grizzly
humans with pointy sticks can beat all
Just put some tofu in a bear trap and you can slaughter them with the coyotes.
>if they're killing housepets are they really a problem
haha look at me being le edgy leaf
Antifreeze used to be the go to method. It is supposed to taste really sweet.
NATURE IS FOR ANIMALS ITS THEIR HOME YOU BELONG IN A CITY WITH SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ALL AROUND YOU STOP MURDER REEEE
Xylitol is a non-caloric sugar alcohol like sorbitol or malitol. In humans it just goes into your blood and then you piss it out with no effect.
In canines it causes a runaway process where their body perceives it as glucose. They release insulin to lower their blood sugar, but it has NO EFFECT on the xylitol, so they keep releasing more and more insulin until their blood sugar drops nearly to ZERO and all their organs die.
If your dog eats xylitol (it's often in sugar free gum) give him as much sugar as possible like karo syrup, or molassis, or anything sugary and take him to the vet asap.
not trying to be edgy, all house cats do is spread diseases like toxoplasma gondii. At least feral cats keep vermin down, what do little dogs do?
Is this pupper eternally sleep? :-(
>what do little dogs do?
Portable alarm
My little mutt raises holy hell when people come nearby
Does twice the noise of the GS
No just for the afternoon. ;)
ITT: Niggers that can't deal with nature
Get some meat and rat poison. copious amounts and 'leave it somewhere'.
That should be fine for most. That's how we deal with stray feral dogs here. Here that's completely legal. They sleep on our DSS and we are in a hurry in the morning.
>not wanting peta chicks getting naked protest
wew
Spanish windlass spike trap
If you make them large enough they can deal with PETA activists too
big dog does same + attacks and gives you time to get a gun, axe, machete, etc
Sure but you may not have them in an apartment for example
But if someone trying to brake in hears a dog going apeshit inside knows that the residents and the neighbors are alert and he will probably book it
>Arcadia
California? Those fuckers are in Rosemead too. Although tbqh the chinks are a bigger problem.
top kek
>get PETA to chain themselves in [secluded place]
>take away keys
>herd in coyotes
>???
>PROFIT
the pay off of a dog seems not worth having one
>coyotes now worship coyote jesus
DEUS VULT
>person who never owned a dog
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