What's American haute cuisine? Does it even exist?

What's American haute cuisine? Does it even exist?

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It's just the best of whichever foreign chefs setup shop in the US

Or, as I like to call it, Flavortown

Gourmet is degenerate.

Well done steak with ketchup.

Shit is good tho desu

is that cat food or soggy goldfish snacks on those black things

is that a turd on the left below the goldfish?

looks like a complete waste of money

>with ketchup
You've gone to far, Genghis.

the fuck is a haute

You're god damn right

Milk-steak, boiled over medium.

overpriced appetizers

It's usually multicultural "fusion" cusine

mom used to make it with a side of raw jellybeans

This.

Who the fuck buys that shit.

2 cups of brown rice
2x Scrambled egg whites with Tsp of coconut oil
3oz grilled chicken
20oz of water

1/5 Meals done

44g Protein
72g Carbs
12g Fat

Europeans may not be fat but if they didn't eat like birds they would be.

what the fuck is this post

>europeans aren't fat because they don't eat like pigs
>they would be if they did though
american revelations

Everything about the plate in OP's picture absolutely infuriates me.

>tiny steaks
>random sauces poured all over the plate
>cucumber rolls????
>fried goldfish

200$ a plate

You eat like birds. Men consume about 1800 calories a day. That's why European men have no muscle. They look like malnourished faggots.

That meal I posted isn't "pig" eating. It's pretty normal for an active lifestyle and it's also affordable.

Properly prepared food made with premium ingredients is one thing, but haute cuisine is just a scam for people who are desperate to look sophisticated, like wine-tasting.

If someone expects me to dress up and pay good money for what's in OP's pic, the lamb better let me grow wool for a week after eating it.

>leaf "cuisine"

This. Looks nasty as fuck and costs an arm and a leg.

It is perfectly constructed to be impossible to enjoy. It looks like an ogre ejaculated over his dinner leftovers. I want the chef who made it to be executed publicly, and the waiter who conveyed it to the patron to have his hands chopped off as a warning to others who might attempt to foist this kind of overwrought horse hit on an unsuspecting customer.

>It looks like an ogre ejaculated over his dinner leftovers

lmao

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I'm really hating the rise of hipsterfood in America. For some reason hipsters equate "bitter" to "Good" as long as it looks fancy and has no gmo, gluten and is organically grown

closest thing we got

>the one on the left

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American "Cuisine"
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

American "Spaghetti"
youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs&t=50s

Typical American breakfast

American "lunch"

>butthurt frenchman

your food is shit. i think only english cuisine is worse than french

American with a "genetic disorde"

American cheese should not even be a fucking thing. We should scrap it and just go cheddar all the way.

why are you so mad that your countries food is shit?

no. have you ever had a grilled cheese or steak and cheese with cheddar? it doesn't work my friend.

cheddar is delicious, but american just tastes better on certain things.

America's culinary contributions:
>The Big Mac
>Cornflakes
>Bazooka Joe
>German chocolate cake

A proud heritage.

wtf
i'd die from lack of vegetables
tell me this is just for some TV show

quality bant here friendo. Just like your food

>burgerclaps ITT have never had high class cuisine so they try to make fun of it because it's just dat der boxed mac and cheese and burgers and fries hyuck hyuck

I could eat this every day for the rest of my life.

fucking hell

made me hungry though

for the reste of my *short and miserable* life

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>high class cuisine
>a sliver of meat and random sauce poured into a plate
>$300

why would you overpay for an appetizer?good steak is relatively cheap in america and i can just cook it myself

>grilled cheese or steak and cheese with cheddar
For grilled cheese I'd opt for cheddar anyday
For steak and cheese I'd go with a horseradish provolone

I'm from CA, so perhaps american cheese is more of a mid-west thing.

>short
yes

>miserable
that's where your wrong kiddo

one month then ?

yeah, you leafs are so much classier

Thanks for proving my point. Not that you'd appreciate properly prepared cuisine anyway. Fat fucks like you would just scarf it down and wonder why there isn't more.

Stick to your well done steak with ketchup and maybe the nice waitress will give you some chicken nuggets on the side if you're a good boy.

never been to the midwest, i'm from the east coast. i'm not going to argue with you about your personal taste preference, but i made a grilled cheese with cheddar once and it was terrible.

i do prefer cheddar on my burgers though

I bet I live more in a month than you get in a lifetime.

>all these non-new england folk haven't experienced real food and their only experience with cuisine is fast food

Stay mad, you disgusting dixie-mongrels and faggot commiefornians.

>pretty decent comfort food that is served in dives everywhere
>high class

As opposed to this gourmet burger cuisine?

>mfw all these "americans" itt

Just face it, you have no culture and aren't even proper Americans, just extensions from Manifest Destiny therefore you're gutter trash alongside the illegals. Get the fuck out now.

The yuros and leaf are right.

go on then, do it :^)

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>disgusting dixie monrel

>he doesn't know the south has the best food in USA

>properly prepared cuisine

why would i spend a bunch of money on a snack when i can just cook it myself? also why would you waste your time and money going to a restaurant just so you can feel high class?

you're not high class, you're just a middle class yuppie that desperately wants to be rich.

when you buy your overpriced food do you also take pictures of it so you can post it on instagram/fb and show off to your other yuppie friends?

I hope you enjoy your diabetes, clogged arteries and cholesterol problems. It's also funny how the South who swears they're the best people around also contain the most concentrated amount of niggers, really gets the noggin' joggin' innit?

>raw jelly beans
quality post

American Haute cuisine is mango chutney stir fried spam, served with a mandatory minimum 20 year sentence for possession of marijuana

i love the south's food, but there are a whole bunch of wops in new england and they make god tier italian food.

I'm too practical and utilitarian when it comes to food to appreciate culinary artistry but what are those two hunks of meat next to the pork chop, because they look succulent as hell.

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kantchump n nanners

At least we don't eat dog dick

>on a snack
AMERICANS EVERYONE. DINNER IS A SNACK.

STOP POSTING IN SLIDE THREADS YOU RETARDS

>not eating donut burgers
lemme guess you eat vegetables ppfffssstthhpptthahahh

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That's a family meal. Looks tasty, though.

American "delicacy"

Yes but they don't die of heart attacks at the age of 65.

However
>They smoke like chimneys

>Our food gives you clogged arteries and diabetes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Take a look in the mirror, nigger. And at least we weren't the ones who set the nig nogs free. AHEM.

How would leaving the EU stop Paki immigration?

>philidelphia
>new england

southern education

I live in Oakland, CA, 2 doors down from a very expensive prix fixe tasting menu restaurant ($130 a plate) and 20 doors down from a moderately expensive prix fixe restaurant that serves american homestyle cuisine. The first one serves food like you see in OP image, and the second one serves very carefully-crafted american fare, like steaks, potatoes, fries, salads, yams, chicken, desserts, etc, but not the slop-bucket variety you get at KFC. It's gourmet quality. I can't afford that shit, but they do sell doughnuts in the mornings and they're $3 a piece and they're fucking fantastic.

In major cities, you'll find a lot of classy food that comes from american traditions. Fried chicken, burgers, steaks, stews, etc can all be made very classy if you know what you're doing.

>Yes but they don't die of heart attacks at the age of 65.

No, they die of Refugee truck drivers at 40

French "delicacy"

>/fit/'s recipe for autist-chow

Chopped onion and a dash of Worcestershire sauce mixed into the hamburger meat before forming the patties.

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>French delicacy

Nothing gonna beat medpack cuisine.

I had a hamburger with an egg on it at lunch
Felt pretty fancy.

Everything from Delaware to Maine is NE to me.

Never tried it, but poutine looks really good
>fries
>gravy
>cheese
Just needs some bits of steak and it would be God tier

Mentioning Vietnam or food is always enough to trigger the amerifat

Ah yes. Boiled goblin fetus, a real crowd pleaser.

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>raw jellybeans
Enjoy your botulism fag

I legit thought that was a cup of tea in the middle of the bowl for a second.

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Oakland is a strange mix of extreme poverty and extreme wealth, with houses ranging from $250k to $2.5mil within 10 miles of each other.

Once saw a guy get shot there at 2am while waiting for my ride to pick me up.

you are literally braindead, please kill yourself