>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>SHOTS FIRED...LOTS >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...LOTS >4 MALE BLACKS DRAGGING A FEMALE BLACK INTO A WHITE 4-DOOR SEDAN >MALE BLACK ASSAULTING A WOMAN, GOT OUT HIS GREY CHEVY TO BEAT ON HER CAR >MALE BLACK GOT CUT BY HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, NO FURTHER >Burgular alarm going off in a basement apartment >Window broken out at the Vapor Hut...Caller says it's dark inside >Searching for escaped prisoner >BE CAREFUL! :3 >8 Month old - Not breathing! :( >"NIIICE. YOU ROCK, THANK YOU!" :3 >7 MONTH OLD - NOT BREATHING...TOILET TRAINING "SITUATION"??!? >FEMALE BLACK PASSENGER HARASSIN A BUS DRIVER...SHE MAY BE MENTAL >DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..FEMALE AT CALLERS APPT WITH BLOODY FACE, HER BF WON'T LET HER BACK IN THE APPT. >Black female last seen wearing...nothing! >Several traffic stops with bad documentation >>Domestic violence with drug use, male black, 30's...wearing nothing! Attacking girlfriend and mother... >3rd floor appt, triggered panic alarm, no further. >Anonymous caller saying a female black is ...*laughing* beating a minivan with a hammer. caller didn't want to stop
Parker Barnes
>2X FEMALE BLACKS AND 2X MALE BLACKS (WITH AN INFANT??!) PULLING ON CAR DOOR HANDLES, WEARING DARK CLOTHES >2X BLACK FEMALES BEATING THE MINIVAN, NOW WITH A BASEBALL BAT >SEVERAL MALES FLASHING GANG SIGNS...AT LARGE SUV BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER: >CALLER IS BEING CHASED BY GANG MEMBERS WITH GUNS >UNKNOWN MALE AND FEMALE FIGHTING IN A PARKIING LOT...DRINKING >UNKNOWN FEMALE CALLER SCREAMING FOR HELP, UNINTELLIGBLY, VOICE CONTACT IS...LOST >"You got a second?" "I can MAKE a second!" :3 >Caller reporting that their 16 y/o daughter has been missing...for a week. >Male black wearing a do-rag harassing customers in front of a Walgreen's >male black in the store trying to pay for OJ with a fake $20 >MALE BLACK TRESSPASSING ON BLUE LINE >"Give me a moment to get my bearings" "TAKE YOUR TIME! WE'RE HERE ALL NIGHT TOGETHER!" :3" >Purse found in the middle of the street >Evidence collection at broken into storage units >Female black stalker--caller at home alone with her children >POLISH SHOP GETTING ROBBED! KURWAAAAAA! >CALLER THINKS ITS STRAANGE THAT A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE IS WALKING A LITLE DOG AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT >Alarm company calls for subscriber, "Someone" is at their house. >Caller sais "smells like something died" coming from the 2nd floor... >truck hit a pole, it fell on the Blue Line tracks. >Robert is jumping all over Sassy >Assault 3x3 Male and Female whites causing a ruckus @ "Uzu Uzu" >Drilling a hole into a treE WHILE WEARING A HOODIE AT NIGHT >battery call...FIGHTING...SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT HER BOYFRIENDS CAR...AND GOT HIT BY ANOTHER CAR! >CALLER SAYS THAT THE MALE BLACKS FIGHTING BE IN THE STREET!
Asher Evans
24 hours in Robert reporting in
Angel Baker
>ASSAULT IN PROGRESS, MALE THREATENING THE STAFF AT A STORE >DAMAGE TO PROPERTY MALE SPIC BROKE INTO CALLERS CAR >male on bike fleeing a 7/11 >drunk gf causing another domestic... >Auto accident on Milwaukee motorcycle v. Vehicle >Susp person, intoxicated flagging down cars, someone now yelling for help on the corner (??!??) >CALLER RPTS MAN SCREAMING AT THE BUS STOP >caller says friend is trying to kill herself, texting pics of her cutting her wrists >Homeless male on red line refusing to leave the platform >Suspicious vehicle with 4 people, sitting on a street corner >21 y/o daughter visint friend next door went missing. >Someone tried to catch a free ride with Robert, Robert declined and drove away. "He got ignorant with me, so I drove away!" >ANOTHER TEAL MINIVAN...WITH MORE VEHICULAR VANDALISM! >MAN GETTING BEAT UP BY HIS GIRLFRIEND >MALE ROOM MATE JUST HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND >selling crack out of an apt...GUNS AND INFANTS REPORTED INSIDE!! >ANOTHER BATTERY IN PROGRESS...DOMESTIC FIGHT AT THE LANDROMAT! >ex-gf throwing rocks at the callers house >CALLER BEING STALKED BY MALE BLACK AND FEMALE BLACK IN A BEIGE IMPALA >2 DRUNK FEMALE BLACKS FIGHTING WITH HAMMERS >Car with 4 occupants and NO plates, swerving down the street >Caller wants to speak with an officer...an unknown female took his money and keys
Jason Reyes
Black cop tries to play the mic like a DJ
Caleb Smith
who here IS NOT DONE?
Robert Morales
Bump for more "mental issues"
have fun Robert!
Juan Gonzalez
Still early, just rolling into the lunchtime hour, and the weather is shit. Gonna take a little bit to get the good stuff. So far some goodies were:
>SHOTS FIRED >"I'll wait for the body snatchers" >Nigress parked in the middle of a park >Excessively open key >CHECK YOUR KEYS >Wheelchaired crack dealer breaking into a construction sight >nigger vs librarian >Drugs and spics and cars, oh my
It's slow, but get good seats now goddammit.
Carter Johnson
>"I AM NOT DONE." -Robert, 3.31.17
Dominic Lewis
that list is gonna be like 8-9 posts long tonight and Saturday night. bless robert
James Nelson
I'm riding a desk all day, this makes it not only bearable, but fun!!
Easton Hughes
Robert
Luis Cooper
10-4 Robert. see you at the dunkin doughnuts.
Asher Cruz
>bitches about to fight over their nigger bull.
Logan Ortiz
Panic alarm at the white castle
Sebastian Taylor
i'd totally hit that desk, if you know what i mean
John Perez
I gotta work in 3 hours but I'm stayin up fuck it. got off work at 4 am and still Robert strong.
Xavier Reed
...
Nathaniel Morris
Damn when did that get made? that's a nice pic burgerbro
Asher Gomez
Crime doesn't rest, and Robert needs our moral support.
Jayden Thomas
Has there ever been a thread where code 9 or "officer down" is called?
Parker Barnes
everyone got their bingo cards?
Ethan Green
The backdrop is someone else's I just added the text and Robertcop. From night before last, I believe.
Luis Collins
We've been drowning in dank memes since we revived /cpd/ threads on the 28th.
Jason Adams
once last year I remember. it goes nuts, its not a good scene.
Julian Mitchell
Just downloaded GIMP last night, can't wait to get used to using it.
Colton Lee
my phone is heavy with so many aesthetic CPD pics. thanks to all the Roberts contributin. I suck at the photoshops.
Camden Myers
Nice. Git gud, then just meme my shit up, senpai.
Camden Hall
Robert acknowledges your integers
Levi Morales
is GIMP free?
John Hill
we need some new bingo cards too, add "winded officer" and "flirting on mic" squares.
Does everyone have their bingo sheets for tonight? I got copies...
John Parker
Yes, it open source/free but a pain in the ass to use.
Lucas Reed
requesting bingo cards, it was only yesterday that I lost my Robert virginity
Thomas Davis
Got you senpai
Aaron Baker
>girlfriend shoved caller down stairs, now screaming at back of house trying to get in after being ejected by caller friends
What in the goddamn...
Jaxson Cooper
all these pics make me wanna play the old shadowrun vidya game. on SNES
Play GTA 2 while listening to the scanner, it's fucking great.
Jaxson Johnson
cool beans. I have been using some open source 3-d modeling software recently. used to the pain in my ass on that front
Juan Sanders
Yesterday I was Googling cop movie heroes and brainstorming the roster for the league of Extraordinary Roberts. I may be getting a little too into this.
Robert Long
hot damn that's genius ty Robert
Adrian Phillips
>gas-powered lawn tools ...the fuck?!
Carter Smith
>I may be getting a little too into this. Yeah...I know those feels.
Camden Hall
You see sergei, anything can be weapon if you are brown enough!
Camden Scott
Sylvester stallone has to be in it just for his role in demolision man.
Adam Taylor
WOOOOHOOO BLACK MALE TRYING TO STEAL A BIKE!!!
that is entertainment
Hunter Lewis
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
Jonathan Flores
Are the black members of the Chicago Police Department still /ourguys/?
The force is only 49% white.
Thomas Taylor
had a guy attack someone last year with a weed eater. hadda add it to the weapon bingo
Elijah Sullivan
He's in training.
Jaxon Ortiz
I saved a pic of Marion Cobretti, Sly will not be forgotten.
Adrian Davis
>manhole cover damaged, possibly missing, no subjects in area
Ninja turtles inbound.
Jason Hill
MALE BLACK
Carson Powell
extreme A E S T H E T I C
Nathan Roberts
you niggas watching livepd tonight?
Samuel Roberts
We only accept Roberts, all else are inferior
Nicholas Rodriguez
...
Daniel Harris
Yes. They're probably from the bad neighborhoods and rather than get out when they had the chance, they decided to save this dying city. Though I'm probably thinking too highly of niggers.
Considering democrat city in a blue state, they're most likely diversity hires.
Jackson Cook
that's I think the 3rd manhole cover gone tonight. the sewer nigs are restless
David Smith
watching TV shows is bluepill, it is much better this way
Jose Stewart
but if they are Roberts they are dedicated. anything else is bullshit
Adam Martinez
woot kidnapping
Anthony Allen
time to get
c o m f y
Jordan Morales
They keep thinking they can sell them to scrappers. Those bigass "property of" engravings generally stop that, but fuckers never seem to learn. They had to start stamping "no scrap value" warning on detroit replacement covers to try and cut down on the theft.
Friday, tomarrow is the first, gibsday, weather is fucking shitty...only the hungriest and nastiest are gonna be out tonight. Playing gta 2 in a thick hoodie with freezing rain coming down, listening and shitposting with you lads...couldn't be better.
>male being followed by white caddy with MALE BLACK, is following in a circle in a gas station parking lot, calling for help
fuck man...
Joshua Moore
WE WUZ CIRCLES AN SHIT
Owen Wilson
This is really weird, but I like it.
David Anderson
>physically remove daughter
David Edwards
good quality post
Benjamin Mitchell
I have the Hotline Miami soundtrack on as I listen to the Roberts get called in to deal with Male Black.
So, so comfy.
Colton Wilson
you on that listen.to link? shits dope
Isaiah Bailey
There are stories of crack heads trying to sell fire hydrants to scrap yards... How in the fuck do you get a fire hydrant out of the ground????
Nathan Jones
You better be using the youarelisteningto stream, Robert.
Grayson Ortiz
actually not all that difficult. they bolt off easy. borrowed one to get a lower home owners insurance rate
Asher Brown
they have to be pretty accessible for maintenance reasons
Jaxson Butler
small truck bullet holes anonymoose which on of ya did it dammit? the hacker Sup Forums has struck again
Noah Bailey
The Egyptians learned, long ago, that if you through enough black people at something, anything is possible.
Crack takes the place of a taskmaster whip, and cuts down on volume, too. Bolt cutters, a sawsall, and no forward thinking can do many things. Most of the shithole area hydrants don't even work anyway, so no worries about a splash.
Meanwhile, every day Shadowrun gets closer and closer to LARP...
Connor Jackson
Tonight.
Julian Campbell
>doggo Robert called in to inspect suspicious package.
Henry Brown
>this exchange about 2-7 and 3-7
my sides
Wyatt Martin
Babbysitter wont give up the childen to the father. probably doesn't believe they have one
Christopher Gonzalez
Learn something new everyday, I just had witnessed someone drive into one and create a rain shower so I assumed that if you just pulled it off a deluge would happen.
Luke Garcia
yea you can take em off without issue jus dontt fuck with the valves
Samuel Morgan
>go to tow illegally parked car >people show up, block tow truck in
This is gonna go well, most of those fuckers will give the cops a little while to deal with it, then just drive through whatever shit ass car is blocking them in...
Austin Bailey
Alright, lads. I'm off for work. PASTEBIN IS IN THE OP. I'll see you all tonight for REAL MF ROBERT HOURS.
Xavier Bennett
o7
remeber to check keys
Colton Flores
M A L E B L A C K A L E
B L A C K
Liam Wilson
>male black beating female black
Brandon Rodriguez
every time I see my picture I chuckle.
And to think I could have simply yelled "stop! No! Don't!" and magdumped on him.
Shitstorm not worth it though living in Chicago. Because of course, he dindu nuffin.
Wyatt Morales
10-4, see you tonight, Robert.
Jackson Cooper
>female with scissors making threats
Bentley Williams
Disgruntled hairdresser?
Julian Ward
NICE with the fashwave aesthetic for these threads. It really fits the ambience of late night habbenings in a dystopian wasteland of chicago
