You're teleported to this room, what do?

You're teleported to this room, what do?

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Shake the hands of these two lovely gentlemen and tell them to proceed with their conversation, hoping that I may get closer to them to advance my own agenda.

"I presume it was my meme's that brought me here. How may I be of service to you gentlemen?"

turn 360 degrees and walk away.
sage this garbage thread

>w-wow, what was in that

0.01 shekels per post isn't enough, I want at least 0.03. if not, I go to Sup Forums and /r/the_donald with our little secret.

i pan to both of their eyes whilst masturbating furiously

Still want to know what that nigger book is

>360
idiot you would face the same way..

Shit in his tea and hide behind the curtain

Realize I'm a ninja from the future because Rockerfeller is already dead.

Ask about aliens.

Get out, newfag

You're breaking my balls here Abraham, 0.02 cents, no higher!

>360 degree turn

Who taught you geometry?

*unsheath katana*

Y'all wanna get dis mixtape yo its fire af

newfag

fucking plebbit newfag

Did we ever find out the name of the book on the table?

Hi, boss! What's up?

>getting this played

Newfags out

Ask them...I would ask them if they truly seek joy in watching an entire race of people actively kill themselves..sigh

It's probably De Vermis Mysteriis or some shit.

GAS THEM ON THE SPOT

honestly this. i would be very happy if one of those gentlemen got me a handsomely paid neocon job

*tips fedora*

Double homicide.

"Hey anyone can tell me where the bathroom is?"
*take a leak*
*teleport away from mansion*

Tell Mr Burns you want your old job back.

Are you trying to say $0.02 or 0.02 cents?

Tell him why he shouldn't fire me without using the letter "E"

If I teleported, they are probably the ones who ordered it, so just wait until they themselves tell me what do. It's gotta be something good, considering they grace it with their presence and I'm not a 12 yr old virgin girl.

>I'm not a 12 yr old virgin girl.
Are you lying?
You smell like a pretty little princess.
I can smell the pixels.

>book
This

*unzips katana

Hey guys can I borrow like $1000 please thanks I know you're rich enough to just hand that out thanks bro

Ask them if they like rape seed oil.

cause I do

I would offer them my children as a sacrifice.

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I would attack Soros with my sword, but before the final blow was struck, he would tear open a portal in time and fling me into the future, where his evil is law. I will then seek to return to the past, and undo the future that is Soros

This thread again?
>>>/Saged/

The gentleman to the left is reported dead..

*The gentleman to the right is reported dead..

Kill, fuck and then eat both of them

"Wire 1 billion dollars to my bank and I'll tell you the secret to teleportation"

Considering I'm naked at the minute I'd shit on the floor just for the headlines of how a 500 pound naked man shat on their carpet.

Discuss about Schopenhauer, and take advantage of their pedo-ring contacts.

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falling for the meta bait is newfaggotry 101, go drink bleach fellas youve been exposed.